The Distortionists (not) official twitter

See everyone, i can internet well (Basically Chris from @the-communications-dont-work, this is run by the mods as well) You can ask me shit (the distortionist is by GHOST)

[theguywhobrokemirrors]

Throws a polo shirt at you

WHAT IS THIS SHIT? IT'S NOT FANCY ENOUGH *proceeds to hit the polo shirt with his bat*

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Tears laced with tears flow through tears crying

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Your maeking a reck of broken english

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Maika told me something about asking you to send asks????? idk what the fuck she meant by that, but do it anyway

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*suddenly frances* ~@ask frances

Yes

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Hi -Trash Dentist (novocaine-trash-dentist)

Why hello there

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*throws you into a pit of mirrors* >:3

NONA LLEH FNIKCUF

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So, here’s a fact.

Not all of my house is black and white,

Some is red, and orange and on fire

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I may or may not of tryed to cook toast with a mirror,

My kitchen is on fire

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perish

I'm to amazing to die

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why does your header say (not) official twitter when this is tumblr

because ——————————— and that ————— said this is Twitter

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bitch

hctib

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my face really hurts

fuck all those mirrors very

painfully smash them

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let me kin you

You really want to be that full of yourself? Cause if so, go crazy

[theguywhobrokemirrors]

mirrors very bad

often burn me for reasons

I will smash them now

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i know a chris and its not you but its also you, explain

Mirror man such as i takes many forms, i'm always watching

[theguywhobrokemirrors]

m I r r o r s

 Also I learnt what coffee is and now im an insomniac