throam.

‘Ryan.’ He lets out a short laugh. ‘It’s written all over your face.’

[theheartrateofryanross]

sometimes when i start getting a little too confident i have to remind myself i spent an entire year recording an audiobook for each volume of throam and that shit just sits in my google drive rent free

[theheartrateofryanross]

on one hand i want to read throam again, but on the other i kind of want to remain mentally stable so i’m in a bit of a ~~pickle~~

[trumanblondie]

Might fuck around and read throam again later

[theheartrateofryanross]

polish wikipedia is a magical place

[theheartrateofryanross]

the throam mandela effect

brendon never actually says ‘i’m too cute to settle down’. i repeat: BRENDON NEVER ACTUALLY SAYS ‘I’M TOO CUTE TO SETTLE DOWN’.

[theheartrateofryanross]

brendon: i choose shane

ryan: ...

shane: ...

ryan:

[theheartrateofryanross]

you have NO right to fuck with us throamies on this blessed wednesday night, palm springsteen.

[theheartrateofryanross]

throam, or as i like to call it,

[theheartrateofryanross]

ryan playing northern downpour at the dead end kids club show has the same energy as brendon roscoe covering miranda’s dream during his side’s north american tour

[theheartrateofryanross]

is throam two syllables or one?

discuss.

[heartrateofmice]

If anyone says two I will disown you

[theheartrateofryanross]

well fuck

[theheartrateofryanross]

is throam two syllables or one?

discuss.

[theheartrateofryanross]

listening to classical radio

my mother: oh this is pretty

me: it’s chopin’s nocturne 2 in e-flat ma—

my mother: you’re just pulling that out of your ass

me, unable to explain i only know the song because it’s in a gay erotica fanfiction of two members of popular emo band panic! at the disco surrounding the music industry of the 1970s and chopin’s nocturne 2 in e-flat major is a recurring piece mentioned throughout the series that pinpoints important moments in the relationship between ryan ross and brendon roscoe (nee urie): no i swear i,, i just listen to lots of classical music haha ,,,, no i’ve always loved piano solos mom why are you looking at me like that i swear it’s chopin’s nocturne two in e-fla

[theheartrateofryanross]

every time i read that One Part in throam i hope that maybe, maybe this time ryan will find that one shred of sense in himself and not do the One Thing, and every time i am left disappointed

[theheartrateofryanross]

me: tack

my mother: what?

me: it’s thank you in swedish

my mother: how do you know how to say thank you in swedish?

me, trying to push the thought of brendon saying ‘tack’ after ryan tells jon to go fuck himself in chapter five of the first volume of throam from my mind: oh, haha, you know, luodingo

[theheartrateofryanross]

no, ryan, please don’t drive.

[theheartrateofryanross]

[gremlingoth]

sometimes I’ll forget that the bands in throam were never real I’ll be putting on some music and be like hmm how about some His Side