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CW: Injury, Blood, Broken Bones, Cursing, Pain, Medication, Drugs
"That looked like it hurt."
"You shouldn't have done something so reckless!"
"Oh my God! Are you okay?"
"Am I okay?! Do I look okay?"
"I don't think it's supposed to look like that."
"I'd like it if my blood was out of my body less."
"Did you really just do that?"
"I can't believe that didn't work."
"It's almost like you should have listened to me. Weird!"
"There's no way you didn't see this coming."
"It's definitely broken."
"Those pain meds should kick in soon."
"What do you mean I need stitches?"
"You're gonna be fine! I promise."
"I've never seen a plan backfire so quickly before."
"Was the intended outcome to break a bone? If so, congratulations."
"Something tells me you weren't supposed to hit your head like that."
"How many fingers am I holding up?"
"You look like death warmed over."
"I can't tell where the blood is coming from."
"What do you mean it's not your fault?"
"I don't see anything wrong with it."
"I can tell it's broken."
"Trust me, I know what I'm talking about. That's broken."
"That could have killed you!"
"I'm sure it's not as bad as it looks..."
"Is it as bad as it looks?"
"We need to take your temperature."
"You're going into shock. "
"Your leg looks like you got attacked by a wolverine."
"You cut yourself on what?"