The Herb Garden System

Reading this before following would be a good idea but you have free will do whatever you want. it just says who we block ig We have no collective name or pronouns. Do not they/them us or I will rip out your eyes (not literally) Because apparently we need to say it: mostly proship 🍖🌈 (and those of us who aren't are neutral on it but still don't want to interact with antis). We're also autistic so be direct when talking to us. If you just hint at things we won't get it. We block a LOT if we block you and you don't know why it's probably not personal we're just sort of paranoid. No DNI but we WILL block you if you're radqueer, anti para (like dude thats literally ableism have you never heard of disordered paraphiles), antiship, a TERF/radfem, anti endo/willo/nontraumagenic, use TMA/TME, support ICE/the police, are a zionist, conservative, use/support AI, or pro contact (including for incest because that's still harmful contact)

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Temporaryish intro - we will add one piece of information a day because we are scared

We're the Herb Garden System!! We're a mixed-origin OSDD-1b system. We kind of disagree on our origins, but we know they are mixed and at least part traumagenic but the term traumaendo is weird to us don't call us that.

We are pro endo/willo/nontraumagenic (obviously), proship, pro-para (and a paraphile ourselves so if you hate paraphiles fuck off), anti contact, anti radqueer, and anti tme/tma.

Ace

Avid

Basil

Vega

Vig

Winnie

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My roommate unironically just like called me just to tell me "I think some birds are mating"

And I was like "o.....kay." because good for them why do I need to know this

And she's like "it's just interesting because I've never seen that before so I thought I'd tell you" and I'm like "can you stop telling me when animals are having sex" because she's made me look at squirrels having sex before too

AND THEN SHE FUCKING GOES "WELL I'M SORRY I'M LESS PURITANICAL AND MORE INTO NATURE THAN YOU"?? And so I tell her I'm not puritanical I just do not particularly care about the sex lives of the local wildlife and she goes "WELL I GUESS SCIENCE JUST ISN'T YOUR THING"??

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arachnaphobia is so stupid because now I can't cut myself because there's a big as hell spider in my bathroom. I wasn't even going to cut myself but now that I can't I want to

[dark--friction]

I made a NO-ACT paraphile ask game! I made them so that you could answer some of them without actually needing to reveal one's paraphilia, but still be focused around paraphilias. :)

🍐: What paraphilia(s) do you have? If you have more than one, do you have one that you consider your "main" one? 🎨: What color(s) do you associate with your paraphilia(s)? 🐾: If your paraphilia(s) has an animal mascot, what is it? Do you like it/think it fits? If not, what animal would you choose? 🌿: If your paraphilia(s) has a symbol or non-animal mascot, what is it? Do you like it/think it fits? If not, what symbol/thing would you choose? 🏳️: Do you like your paraphilia(s)'s flag(s)? What would you change about it? 🖋️: Do you have paraphile headcanons/OC's? share them! 🏳️‍🌈: Do you have non-paraphile pride flags/labels? Share them! 👕: What outfit(s) do you think fits your paraphilia(s)? Describe it or show pictures! 👃: If your paraphilia(s) had a scent what would it be? Would it be multiple scents, like a perfume? 🍸: Design a cocktail/mocktail based off of your paraphilia(s)! Or maybe just a drink you like? 🍔: Describe a food or dish that reminds you of your paraphilia! Or maybe just a food you like? 🍦: What does your paraphilia(s) feel like to you? Is it sharp, soft, warm, cold, etc? 🐛: Do you like pokemon? If so, what Pokemon do you associate with your paraphilia(s)? Or which is your favorite? 🎼: Do you associate any song(s) with your paraphilia(s)? 💻: What's your favorite outlet for your paraphilia(s)? 🎉: What does paraphile pride mean to you? How do you celebrate yourself/your paraphilia(s)?

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There is now vegatag on ao3 btw

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because of me. if that wasn't clear

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I can't be on my phone because it's "distracting me from the current moment" but I can completely leave the room and nobody notices or cares. Cause that makes sense /sarc

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There is now vegatag on ao3 btw

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Who wants to see what my room looks like when I clean it

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well too damn bad I'm procrastinating

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Also we did willo Vega btw. That was very much a thing that happened. I don't think I've mentioned it online yet but he's here

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Sometimes I remember that I'm openly a paraphile online or that I'm out as a paraphile to my boyfriend and I'm just so relieved. I like being able to talk about it when I want to. Hiding it really sucked actually

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I think whoever wins Bet and Forgive is a little bit obligated to willo all the other players who died /hj

[sarinisanta]

Bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you.

[elusiveillusions]

@theherbgardensystem

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yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Who wants to see what my room looks like when I clean it

[theherbgardensystem]

Hey so youre the cutest ever okay bye

*does not leave like "bye" would imply*

*just stares*

*cutely trust*

counterpoint, you're the cutest ever :3

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I'm so selfish haha

[theherbgardensystem]

You learn new things every day, I just learned that you dont have to say "canon to me" about things that are actually canon

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I might be someone new actually