*ressurects Wheezy with rocks in his stomach* "Wheezy stop fucking about, you gluttonous waste of air." (Ram) [hornedheathen]
*Sitting up, Wheezy groaned in pain, the rocks inside very uncomfortable.*
Nnh… wasn’t my fault!
@hornedheathen
“Quit yer whining, I’m not here to hear it. Now get up and tend to the counter with Emile!”
A tsk.
“I almost wonder why we even have TWO cigars… Especially when one is armless and still lightyears better than YOU.”
“Nngh… how ‘bout YOU tend tha counter… I ain’t doin’ nothin’…” he mumbled, crossing his arms.
Each movement proved painful.
He tsked again, backhanding him across the face to let him fall back.
“What the fuck did I just say, GO!” He kicked him in his side, hauling him up to throw out onto his feet like an ungraceful ice skater.












