Facts about Inn Members that I just made up
2k: 2k possesses the ability to disperse into approximately 600 leopard geckos that all share a hive mind when threatened. Being threatened includes any situation where he is directly addressed by a living being.
Gobs: Gobs is an international sensation, predominately renown for creating the first all-spider rendition of William Shakespeare's 'Titus Andronicus.'
Draco: Though it is a well known fact that Draco's dad has a permit to work with lasers, it is a lesser known fact that Draco does not have permission to use the eye lasers installed into him during infancy.
Cy: An often hidden fact to protect him from the public eye, Cy is the real reason superstar brit-band Oasis broke up.
Fro: Fro is the alter-ego of the superhero better known as 'The Thing', a large being with rock hard skin. Fro often hoards rocks so that if required, she can simulate her usual stone armor in emergency situations without sacrificing her secret.
Sel: Sel once gained media notoriety in the early 2000's for living next to Perez Hilton. Coincidentally, this is why Sel is also known to be the first person to sue Perez Hilton, claiming his singing during his bathing rituals was 'audibly offensive' and 'disruptive to local wildlife.' It is unknown whether or not Sel was referring to herself as part of the local wildlife.
Para: Para often works freelance jobs for publishing houses, particularly as a ghost writer. Her most popular work so far is 'The Art of the Deal', accredited to presidential candidate Donald Trump.
SPW: Though SPW has many great and grave accomplishments, perhaps both his greatest and most popular is being all 4 members of Five Seconds of Summer.
Yonx: Yonx has undergone many plastic surgeries and international transactions in order to alter legal records to disguise his previous identity, Elvis Aaron 'The King' Presley.
Swny: Swny is unique in having appeared in over 70 movies, yet always being accredited as a producer, rather than for acting. Swny, as of this time, has won 3 Oscars in the behind the scenes categories.
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