On my Stardew Valley brainrot arc

PFP cred:  https://chemicataclysm.tumblr.com/  || pronouns he/him + some neos || minor

[dandelionpaint]

COLOURS in Bears in Trees songs

Tom says he can hear the colours When he holds his eyes together (Permanence)

Red cheeks, bleeding lips and Bruises on each elbow (Fresh Concrete)

I used to think I only had two states Forcibly yellow or default grey (Array of Light)

They’ll wash up somewhere Radiant and evergreen (Keep It Easy)

Turn my skin pale blue Rip the colour out of my hair (Life’s a Beach)

You had black eye for weeks, You had a story for months (Seaside)

Let the chemicals break down The white between the grey (Reverberate)

[thejamieshow]

me scrolling thru the ramblings of a lunatic tag knowing full well that all of the posts there are from unsuspecting people that do not realise that is also a Bears In Trees song

[thejamieshow]

Something about the fact that my mom goes out of her way to avoid cooking the foods she knows I like and specifically cooks the foods I don’t like doesn’t feel right

Like I was sat at dinner trying desperately to not throw up because the food Smelt Bad and I barely managed to eat a thing because the food Looked Bad and could only eat like the tiny bits of fish she put in there and now I’m gonna be locked out of the kitchen and eughhh

[thejamieshow]

Food reviews: McDonald’s Festive Pie

Uh…

So, like

It tastes

Fine

Like a crumble or something mixed with a mince pie

But. It was fried. Like a fucking chicken nugget. It has the aftertaste of a chicken nugget and it makes me slightly uncomfortable

3/5 stars, three for Good Taste but minus two for Whispers of Chicken Nugget

[thejamieshow]

I took one bite and instantly felt sick again, minus two stars

[thejamieshow]

Food reviews: McDonald’s Festive Pie

Uh...

So, like

It tastes

Fine

Like a crumble or something mixed with a mince pie

But. It was fried. Like a fucking chicken nugget. It has the aftertaste of a chicken nugget and it makes me slightly uncomfortable

3/5 stars, three for Good Taste but minus two for Whispers of Chicken Nugget

[thejamieshow]

Bro what the fuck

I’m just trying to watch a minecraft video and i flinched at the lightning in the video

Not cool man :/

[thejamieshow]

Mom got mad at me today for picking at the desk chair when my dad can sit there all day and not do it while I can’t for like two hours

Like okay sorry mom but I didn’t know dad’s gay and Fucked Up but I’m gonna feel the shit off that chair until my bones are gone