You’re always soliciting dick pics but literally expecting praise for a pic with 1/16th of your armpit showing...
Sounds like someone is bitter…get well soon :-(
@astrobro but where’s the lie?
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You’re always soliciting dick pics but literally expecting praise for a pic with 1/16th of your armpit showing...
Sounds like someone is bitter…get well soon :-(
@astrobro but where’s the lie?
Not to be horny on main but imagine meeting a man that isn’t a complete waste of time
@astrobro imagine meeting someone who doesn’t think 23-24 is old....
there will be a moment when you realize you are more grown up than your parents are. this is the loss of childhood, my love. it is when you’re standing in the kitchen and one of your parents is screaming about something and you recognize: you will let them win the fight not because you are wrong, but simply because you know that they will keep shouting unless you drop the subject. you expect them to have childish understandings of things. they will hold onto their concept of the world as if it was not a changing thing. they must be right, and they must be somehow more right than you, always, in everything. their idea of control is so necessary to who they are that you just let it go.
this is the moment. you are 11 or 17 or 21. and you realize that you’re more mature than they ever were.
and in some odd, sad way, this frees you. where they have stagnated, you continue.
When a marginalized group is asked for peaceful protesting, what is really being asked is for them to “protest” in a way that those with privilege can actively and happily ignore.
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Okay but, are all the “tumblr famous” gays going to wither up because dick and ass pics are banned? Oh no,they’ll have to post something of substance now.
@staff wench, ha! for what reason is thou angry? because mine own pussy poppeth sev’rely and thine own does not?
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Barista: *rolls eyes and sighs* Beyonce! Pumpkin Spice Latte!
White gay: *Excitedly walks up to the counter to grab his drink and proudly turns to look at everyone*
Everyone:
Crying
#dead
saying that white people don’t have a culture has the unintended consequence of affirming the white/european subject as the default. by framing whiteness as cultureless, one frames whiteness as the substance that exists in humans once you peel back cultural expression. this is obviously an erroneous conclusion. whites obviously have a culture. the point is that white culture is totally framed around its exclusivity and aims to dominate cultures that are deemed non-white. without acknowledging this, explorations of islamophobia, antisemitism, orientalism, and anti-blackness have no sufficient context. white culture exists which means it takes material form through oppression, but this grants us the knowledge that white culture is historical: it can be changed and/or dismantled.
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