Shart Central

[astrobro]

theyve got boy wives out the wazoo

[astrobro]

you're on vacation with your kids im dying in real life

[astrobro]

If you're not serving... ask yourself what you're ordering...

[socalgal]

i can pour water on my dog and none of you can stop me

[socalgal]

[rickybabyboy]

theyre going to invent something new for you

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[astrobro]

being a hater is a calling and a lifestyle. I was chosen to hate.

[astrobro]

that little gnome that says slayer -- he/they of the decade

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[astrobro]

I hear them in the walls asking for sloppy

[astrobro]

well well well

[astrobro]

where's the esoteric boy pussy at!!

[sapphling]

Daddy has a very special task for you today kitten, so he's going to need alllll of your attention and submission ❤️😈 That's a good girl. Now, first thing's first, look at this parts diagram for a 2009 Toyota Prius. Do you see the part labeled "catalytic converter"?

[feraligatr]

very excited for this trip it’s been a long time since i went away

[feraligatr]

[lustrainsatiable]

is that jerma

[feraligatr]

no but i wish i looked like jerma from behind

[astrobro]

it takes a certain type of man to be both good boy and mother

[astrobro]

calling my bussy pandora’s box because the horrors do be escaping

[twotheleft]

[astrobro]

sorry for being beautiful and hilarious