WILLAMIZED - WILLAM BELLI STARTERS
a variety of Willam-isms from her YouTube channel and collabs
NOTE: profanity, sex, vulgarity, overall buffoonery, fleek overload
“My vision for you is just a fresh-faced college girl.”
“There’s a dead spider on it! It’s so cool it’s like a fossil!”
“The first thing I’m gonna do is clean my hands.”
“Have you seen that movie ‘Frozen’? You’re gonna look nothing like that.”
“I met a white Dwayne last night and I was like…I met three other Dwayne’s and none of them were white.”
“It’s so much fun to get high at Ikea just because there’s so much possibilities.”
“This looks like I know what I’m doing.”
“The blue lets you know you’ll suck it, the pink lets you know you’ll swallow.”
“You could totally like charge money…for babysitting.”
“You kinda look like a WWE diva.”
“It looks like she has a full-time career at being awful.”
“That’s why you get shit done because you’re straight.”
“It’s definitely like Adele’s bleached out whorey little sister.”
“Pretend you’re trying to be sexy coz you need a ride to go somewhere.”
“I only have three nails painted.”
“I don’t mind getting dirty. I love being dirty.”
“I just have good cheekbones. The rest of my face is total man.”
“She’ll only bottom if there’s a scented candle.”
“I look like the cartoon version of you because it’s pretty.”
“We need that on! I look like a man!”
“It’s gonna get messy. That’s what I say in bed.”
“This is why people block you on Twitter.”
“You’re gonna do well in jail.”
“Good mornting! Fourscore and seven whores ago.”
“I was a door bitch when you were the queen of the scene.”
“Leap year is good for the skin.”
“I wasn’t aware of my own douchebaggery. Now I am and I love it.”
“I remember doing the alphabet with my tongue while eating a woman out.”
“Ooohh Elsa’s grown up and she’s back. The reckoning. She bringin’ the ice, part two.”
“I ate horse in Japan. My Little Pony up in my mouth.”
“I treat my body like Gandhi Monday through Friday and then like a French gutter Saturday and Sunday.”
“I just do shots. Mixers make you fat.”
“It’s the year of the fist!”
“That’s what happens when you do drugs and lock me in the room.”
“Fuck a bow! I’ll put a bow on a dick.”
“You were supposed to bring the lube. You’re the bottom!”
“I’m kind of a poet like Maya Angelou.”
“I could be the witty best friend of a really hot guy.”
“He doesn’t love you. He wants to fuck you.”
“If you don’t love yourself…something RuPaul says.”