fuck my life i was left by my wife

i am extremely fucked up i love alcohol and narcotics fem4masc madara please come back to me im so sorry

[thekeyistree]

hey now hey now. let’s take a moment to appreciate all the germs that exist in our world. let’s a take a moment to appreciate how much sexier the world is with germs than without them.

[escherichiakabuto]

See, this guy gets it!

[thekeyistree]

yes1 madara doesn’t believe in the beauty of germs and all throughout our married life i never could get him to agree with me... but enough about him son would you like to come to the botanical gardens with me/ i hear they’ve got a fantastic case of crown gall they haven’t been able to get under control.

[thekeyistree]

speaking of sexy whatever happened to that kakuzu guy. i liked him...

[thekeyistree]

hey now hey now. let’s take a moment to appreciate all the germs that exist in our world. let’s a take a moment to appreciate how much sexier the world is with germs than without them.

[madaracoochieha]

WONDER IF I'M STILL BANNED FROM THAT WENDY'S ME AND KAKUZU FUCKED BEHIND IN A DUMPSTER

[madaracoochieha]

@ESCHERICHIAKABUTO GO AHEAD AND REVIVE KAKUZU REAL QUICK I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS FOR HIM

[thekeyistree]

wait was this before after or during our divorce/

[thekeyistree]

also i have some very important news about our divorce

[madaracoochieha]

HOW DO I BLOCK YOU @HALFPLANTHALFJACKASS OBITO HOW DO I BLOCK HASHIRAMA THIS @ SHIT IS SO USEFUL

[thekeyistree]

madara please ;9 i'm still legally your husband b,t,w kakuzu was not a real lawyer

[madaracoochieha]

WONDER IF I'M STILL BANNED FROM THAT WENDY'S ME AND KAKUZU FUCKED BEHIND IN A DUMPSTER

[madaracoochieha]

@ESCHERICHIAKABUTO GO AHEAD AND REVIVE KAKUZU REAL QUICK I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS FOR HIM

[thekeyistree]

wait was this before after or during our divorce/

[thekeyistree]

also i have some very important news about our divorce

[madaracoochieha]

WONDER IF I'M STILL BANNED FROM THAT WENDY'S ME AND KAKUZU FUCKED BEHIND IN A DUMPSTER

[madaracoochieha]

@ESCHERICHIAKABUTO GO AHEAD AND REVIVE KAKUZU REAL QUICK I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS FOR HIM

[thekeyistree]

wait was this before after or during our divorce/

[madaracoochieha]

OBITO JUST INFORMED ME HASHIRAMA HAS A TUMBLER NOW IF YOU SEE ME OUT ON THE STREET ROUNDHOUSE KICKING CHILDREN MORE THAN USUAL THERE’S YOUR EXPLANATION 

[thekeyistree]

madara1/ is that you/ please don’t kick children i will even let you beat the shit out of my brother or maybe… me/ 😳

[madaracoochieha]

FUCK YOU HASHIRAMA I HOPE YOUR MOTHER CHOKES ON HER OWN FECES IN HELL YOU SON OF A BITCH COCKSUCKER I’LL BUST YOUR ASS OPEN KRISPY KREME DONUT BASTARD FROG ASS BASTARD I’LL GUT YOUR GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN ASS LIKE A FUCKING GROUPER FISH HAHAHAHA JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL YOU MAN SLUT AND THE AWARD FOR THE EASIEST FUCKING SHINOBI IN HISTORY GOES TOOO MR. HASHIRAMA “NEUTERED CUCK” SENJU YOU FILTHY FUCKING SWINE I’M GETTING THE COMMON COLD JUST THINKING ABOUT THIS MOTHERFUCKER GOD KNOWS WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I HAD TO ACTUALLY LOOK AT THIS BITCH’S FAT FUCKING FACE YOU PIECE OF SUBHUMAN SHIT I STEP ON YOU AND THEN TRY TO CLEAN YOU OFF MY SHOE AND END UP JUST THROWING THE SHOE AWAY AND THEN GET REALLY PISSED BECAUSE I LIKED THAT SHOE YOU FUCKING 14 YEAR OLD’S AWKWARD PUBERTY BONER I’LL PUNCH A HOLE THROUGH YOUR FACE YOU FUCKING RETARDED FUCKING SHITSTAIN WAIT SHIT I BROKE MY F KEY OFF GODDAMNIT THIS IS YOUR FUCKING FAULT HASHIRAMA YOU MOTHERFUCKER I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU

[thekeyistree]

see this is what i'm talking about. i miss this.

[madaracoochieha]

OBITO JUST INFORMED ME HASHIRAMA HAS A TUMBLER NOW IF YOU SEE ME OUT ON THE STREET ROUNDHOUSE KICKING CHILDREN MORE THAN USUAL THERE’S YOUR EXPLANATION 

[thekeyistree]

madara1/ is that you/ please don't kick children i will even let you beat the shit out of my brother or maybe... me/ 😳

[thekeyistree]

list of things madara has called me; -gay ass -gay bitch -fruit tree -fucking retard -a 'child's clay sculpture' of a man -pussyass -hey you -unfortunately attractive idiot -psycho with homosexual tendencies -church boy -stupid but at least you have nice tits -not so bad a fuck -crazy ass -king of faggotry i miss him so much 😭 why can't we go back to the way it was before... 🥺

[thekeyistree]

i think my pussy hurts because i am sad what do i do

[thekeyistree]

wait no this was supposed to be sent to ask jeeves delete post delete

[escherichiakabuto]

Hi Hashirama! Have you heard of a protozoan called “Trichomonas vaginalis”? Little creatures that get in your pussy? I’m sorry to hear that you’re feeling blue, but I don’t think that’s the cause of your coochie hurting. Though, I am on short supply of these li'l Trichs, and they say that giving to others will bring you joy as well… I’m just saying that if you hand those little guys over to me, you can kill two birds with one stone…

[thekeyistree]

i'd be glad for you to take these off my hands1 thanks so much mr. jeeves ;9 also, how do i make the other symbols on the keys/

[thekeyistree]

i think my pussy hurts because i am sad what do i do

[thekeyistree]

wait no this was supposed to be sent to ask jeeves delete post delete

[thekeyistree]

i think my pussy hurts because i am sad what do i do

[thekeyistree]

hello everyone. i am going to share plant facts. our first fun plant fact is; many trees pollinate through the wind carrying the 'male' tree's pollen to the 'female' tree meaning there is no face to face meeting of the trees and no hearts to be broken by misunderstandings or mistakes between the trees. metaphorically of course because a broken heart is a dead heart. and plants do not have hearts.