Homoerotic Mutual Respect (but gently savage)

18+ only please! e/em/eir, call me pi if you'd like. this is my taskmaster & kink sideblog! I dont actually believe anyone on this show is getting off on it. except maybe sally

[thekeytomypie]

Howdy! Welcome to my kink & taskmaster sideblog, where I mainly post about taskmaster but also sometimes my kinks. If you'd like the light-hearted britcom without the gushing abt bootblacking, there are some tags to block (these are also just useful tags to navigate the blog):

not t@skmaster [sic]

personal

bd/sm

kink discussion

just pup things [alex being a sweet lil pup]

food [and usually people eating it]

if y'all need me to tag stuff more specifically PLEASE say so and I will.

also, if i ever reblog your post and it makes you uncomfortable, please just let me know and i will delete it

[sombradusk]

just shit alex says

[sombradusk]

[rdjsleftcheek]

The Dark Horne

[eesttm]

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Greg: I'd like to start with an apology, in that I asked the hotel to do some laundry for me and as I walked on I realised they've shrunk this t-shirt. Audience member: Looks good! Alex: Looks good! It does look good. Greg: Oh, it looks good. Alex: Wanna see a little bit more of Greg. Always. Just a little bit.

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Alex: I'm imagining a lovely double date now, the four of us up on... in a satellite, having dinner. Greg: Would be nice, wouldn't it. Alex: Would be nice.

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Greg: You see, I know what's going on behind your eyes, straight away. [...] There was not a day that we filmed with that man, where Alex didn't tell me how nice his body was. Alex: It was amazing! His arms... Greg: It was fascinating. And not in a comedy way, I'm talking about in my dressing room, he would come in and go, "Oh my God, he's just so sculpted!" Alex: So sculpted. But... I mean it's not achievable, but it's not scary. His body is not scary. Greg: No. It's absolutely delightful. I've never seen you so happy. Alex: Wow!

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Alex: And half an hour later I'm... for the first time in my life, well, I've taken my underwear off, which is very rare in our country... Greg: Oh, God. I wish I could've... you could've been my canvas.

A few snippets from Taskmaster Live on Stage - Washington D.C.

[x]

[verticalplane]

Enable Alex to bite his duck

Fastest wins

my favouritest most favourite weird task

[stupefoxmakesgifs]

[lizluzz]

[nmjkeys]

petition for him to wear this t-shirt more often

[littlestalexhorne]

im watching a new interview with greg and alex, and when talking about the "being brave" task where kumail showed alex how much porn he watches, one of the interviewers asked alex like "famously, as a prude did you shut down at that, like emotionally?". which is delightful, and then greg followed it up with, speaking about alex, "it's always the prudes that are into the dark stuff, you know that"

[eesttm]

[x]

[everyshadeofwrong]

modern art

[flishnyet]

Good morning.

[kim-tey]

"and I think we are good boys"

[captainkitty25]

Greg’s intro for Alex in series 10, episode 3

[lilporkroll]

a quick sketchy one ❤️

[blueblue73]

hey guys

[bioluminescentcatastrophe]

"'Cause I'm your owner"