Help, It's Again

Caleb, 30 yr old queer trans guy. He/him. Look I'm clinging desperately to every scrap of escapism I can get while the world crumbles. Mostly a Critical Role blog at this point

[nymphofnovels]

Actual footage of Travis Willingham choosing his character(s) for campaign 3

[criticalyasha]

i love them your honour

[seanotturom]

blurry campaign 3 + text posts (i)

Laudna: Hot girl summer is over. It's time for scary woman winter.

Fearne: Your honor, I was just being a little silly.

Dorian: You wanna fight, huh? Okay, let's take this outside! The stars are so bright tonight. The moon looks so nice. Hold my hand.

Orym: Do I deserve back pain at this age?

Ashton: God, I hope whatever bullshit happens next is funny.

F.C.G.: What's the cheat code for stable mental health.

Imogen: You ever wake up from a dream like, "Damn, I guess I'm not coping with that as well as I thought I was."

Bertrand: While you were hitting the Juul, going to college, having casual sex, driving your car, and eating takeout food, I died horribly under mysterious circumstances in a national park. And my body was never found again.

[ultrafacts]

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[yiffmaster]

did this bitch ever just give 50% on anything ever

[ath3alin]

[good-and-colorful]

Every university professor gives 50% MAXIMUM to their actual teaching job, he ain’t special

[funnytwittertweets]

[karpad]

Stripper poles are not being purchased. Lil Nas X, who bought 16 million miles worth of stripper pole, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

[catchymemes]

[vbartilucci]

Do Not Taunt Lava Frog.

[rebelrollerqueen]

trying to find something out so please rb and give your opinion on these cookies specifically in the tags

[theconcealedweapon]

[adamndisgrace]

Also, a lot of the people in those jobs DIED. they can't come back to work because the work conditions got them covid and now they are dead.

[roach-works]

also, for every person that died, several more survived but now have long haul covid and are disabled and literally can’t go back to the job that ruined their life in the first place, or any job, because their health is just gone now, and the current ‘unemployment pay’ that assholes keep complaining about is all that’s keeping them afloat.

[foolishandfurious]

[irregodless]

[dndmultiverse]

[thekgalaxy]

This is just Rage Beyond Death

[alexiorsay]

ppl are always like “no game is perfect you can’t please EVERYbody” but when was the last time you heard a motherfucker complain about portal

[z-nogyrop]

should have contained more portals. i was disappointed by the number of portals

[butchious]

z i hate to break this to you but you as the player are always in direct control of the amount of portals

[squidificati0n]

[seravph]

[dangerscully]

[catchymemes]

[slowboren-deactivated20210605]

[terruer-deactivated20170226]

pictured: a brave man rejecting heterosexual alcohol

[donnamissal]

[parasect]

Thanks, tumblr mobile, for unintentionally making this even funnier

[power-chords]

I almost forgot to mention: this woman came into the penguin enclosure with a KESTREL??? I said “oh my god is that an American Kestrel?” and she said “Yes! She was outside doing raptor education for the kids, but she doesn’t like to get rained on.”

[ayellowbirds]

#she was watching the penguins with what I will anthropomorphically project as skepticism

[elkian]

kestrel: i hate rained on!!

human: here is birds in water

kestrel: ……no…..