What she means: Not a day goes by where I don’t think about Taylor Alison Swift watching Glee Season Four, Episode Fourteen “I Do” in which her friend, Dianna Agron, whom she was attached to the hip to for a year, never to be seen together ever again, is fucked twice by her bisexual co-star playing lesbian icon Santana Lopez. I will never be free of that fateful tweet posted at 8:25 AM, a day after Valentine’s Day, 2013, only to be later deleted, that read “So I have an inside source at Glee who was all ‘watch tonight- we’re doing your song’. I hope this source was right. 😆”. During the entire runtime of that episode, the Glee cast did not, in fact, sing a Taylor Swift song. But Dianna Agron, now an openly queer woman, playing Quinn Fabray, did have sex with another woman. Who was this inside source? Was it Agron? Was it show runner Ryan Murphy? Was it Naya Rivera herself? We might never know. I’m not concerned by the measly aspects that led to said tweet being posted, nor do I have much evidence or imagination to know why Agron and Swift stopped being friends; and, since knowing who this source was remains impossible, I, as a human being, shall forever remain incomplete but alas, tickled by this happenstance. One can only dream of sharing Swift’s thoughts while watching the episode, did she complete it in the hopes that they would sing a song of hers? Did she stop once Santana Lopez and Quinn Fabray had sex, knowing her source was in the wrong? Was the reference malicious or simply misinformed? I am of the belief humanity is, at its core, benevolent, if sometimes bastardly, I have to rely on this being an act of a harmless trickster, a beguiler, in order to rest peacefully when my body is finally carried into the night.
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