The sakka angst train

Sup I'm Fae and this is where I scream, write and draw about superpowered soccer and troubled kids. Mainly teikoku. The rest of inazuma eleven might occasionally be here. Also this is a side blog my main is @atinyanon

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Fudou: Look, you seem very nice.

Genda: Thank you.

Fudou: I have no room in my life for people like that.

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Fudou: I'll make you sorry you were ever born.

Sakuma: Well, for your information, I'm already sorry I was ever born.

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Kazemaru: Does Sakuma ever sleep?

Genda: I think he periodically makes a whirring noise and then shuts down.

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Kageyama: How did you find my hideout?

Kidou: We put "bitch" in the GPS and it led us here.

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Fudou: In my defense, I simply don't vibe with the law.

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Fudou: Oh, just because I do bad things, that makes me evil?

Genda: Uh, yeah, you're the villain.

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Genda: Don’t be sad!

Narukami: Why not?

Genda:

Genda: I don’t have a good answer.

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Narukami: How do you make whipped cream?

Genda: The name is literally in the recipe.

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Genda: When’s your birthday?

Fudou: Why, so you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?

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Sakuma: Any last words?

Fudou: YOLO.

Sakuma: Thanks for making this even easier for me.

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Fudou: Emotions are gross, how do I uninstall them?

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Narukami: I’m sorry. Is my swag distracting you?

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Sakuma: Today reminds me of you.

Genda: Why?

Sakuma: Because it's hot.

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Sakuma and Fudou: *physically fighting each other*

Genda: This isn’t what I meant by “express your feelings”!

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Sakuma: I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

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Fudou: Before you say anything, I’d like to remind you that I’m holding a knife.

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Genda: Sakuma always looks so calm and composed. I wonder how he does it.

Sakuma, internally: Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck f