Mute dangerous lunatic

ellipsis abuser.................

[infectiouspiss]

cool so when does he die

[infectiouspiss]

that's a million million btw. that's ending world hunger and poverty forever. multiple times over.

[fearistheirbaconbits]

... but he doesn't wanna...

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[byjove]

Not only am I agnostic about a god, I am agnostic about most supernatural phenomenon. Do ghosts exist? I dunno, definitely had more personal experiences with them than I have had with god. Does magic exist? Maybe, in a way, I don’t know. Getting rid of absolutes and debbie downer behavior has improved my life immensely.

[byjove]

I can say with 99.5% certainty that Bigfoot is NOT real. But that 0.5% does a lot of heavy lifting when I am in the woods alone…

[shiverandqueeef]

how measurements work in canada (ie/ badly)

[your-dads-filing-cabinet]

@/teaboot

[teaboot]

This isn't even a joke it's just what we do

[madgastronomer]

...this is worse than imperial. You have to learn both, and that's absurd.

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

While its eyes are not as big as its mummy's, this baby tawny frogmouth is still using its beady peepers to see the best it can

[tokyomanjihoe]

me forcing myself to do things that make me feel better

[icouldbelettuce]

[ampervadasz]

[masterkfox]

my two brain cells

[vigilantsycamore]

This is what executive dysfunction looks like

[a-book-of-creatures]

Inside you there are two hamsters…

[depsidase]

[slipping-into-madness]

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP made a set of pink Transformers armor for his daughter. (cr 张帅有个女儿)

[nattousan]

"He loved her to the point of invention" 🥹

[animentality]

[cat-source]

[rabbitindisguise]

love the use of adverbs in this

[viralfrog]

[cheddar-baby]

[wizardshark]

Gonna want the sound on for this one boys

[randomdeinonychus]

One of the all-time great videos.

[blignick]

[animentality]

[etrianodysseyobsession-hd-deact]

How’s it feel to be the funniest person on tumblr?