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favourite horrible histories songs: mat edition 2/? -> charles ii: king of bling.

#still iconic in 2023

The new king of England better be on the phone with a peruke maker as we speak because I refuse to acknowledge a King Charles whose curls are anything less than luxurious.

thebrainfriends

"...party on!" ٩(｡•́‿•̀｡)۶

#hi how is everyone doing in 2022 I just remembered this blog existed

nowhereelsetopost

Horrible Histories (some of the) Reoccurring Characters Meme

#incredible

I had a dream the other day that I was anxious to come out as bi so then fucking Charles II came down and told me not to worry because he was bi and totally a party animal and I could live my partying dreams if I came out... it was weird and he probably was not bi

first of all: congratulations on the visit from the ghost of charles II in your dreams!

second: the people have spoken, he is bi and totally a party animal

#the ghost of charles II supports you 10000% and that's what counts #also fun fact: absolute ICON Hortense Mancini was in fact bisexual!

simonfarnabyslegs

i have a friend who studies the restoration and one time while giving a lecture which i had the great privilege of sitting in on, she said, “and after cromwell died, the people went, ‘you know what? what we need now is a good whore. let’s see what charles ii is doing.’” and unfortunately every time i see the “king of bling” song video that’s what i think of.

#outstanding