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Jack • 21 • Australia dreamhouse blog

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#JusticeForMidge

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No schlond poofa mention in the new barbie movie 😔

but I did open mouth sob at the end, so there's that

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ok enough time has passed, wtf was up with this 🤨

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I've missed you guys <3

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with some bonuses 🤭

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By popular demand.....

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PLS AM I GOING UNSANE OR WAS THERE A BARBIE LIFE IN THE DREAM HOUSE EPISODE WHERE MALIBU STARTED TO DISFUNCTION SO BARBIE AND KEN DROVE AWAY FROM MALIBU AND FOUND BATTERIES IN A STRANGE PLACE AND ONE OF THE BATTERIES WAS LOOSE SO THEY FIXED IT?

bestie that was in the full-length Netflix special Sisters' Fun Day, featuring Fifth Harmony for some reason

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WHAT HAVE I MISSED IN THE LAST 6 YEARS WHY ARE PEOPLE TRYING TO FUCK CLOSET

[dailyturnip]

while barbie is trending, do you think he had the capacity to be a tumblrsexyman? discuss.

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Reading this gave me heart palpatations

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I've missed you guys <3

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with some bonuses 🤭

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I've missed you guys <3

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the fact that these kids were probably the TARGET AUDIENCE for the show when it was on is sending me, did they search for it 8 years later only to stumble across the absolute fucking mess we made across the internet with it

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i am LOSING MY GODDAMN MIND there is an entire subset of people on tik tok shitposting schlond poofa memes because of what WE all did 8 years ago i feel like a proud parent

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Ok who's responsible for schlond poofas becoming a tik tok meme in the year 2020

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ryan exists in the youtube vlogs which canonically take place in the same universe so WHERE 👏🏻 IS 👏🏻 RAQUELLE 👏🏻

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Following the footsteps of other seminal works of classic literature such as Homer’s Odyssey, Dante’s Divine Comedy and Milton’s Paradise Lost, Barbie Dreamhouse Adventures begins every episode in medias res, or “in the middle of things”. In this essay I will-

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so this finally showed up on australian netflix and... it’s actually kinda good? I’m shook

nothing will ever top the insanity that was Life in the Dreamhouse but at least it’s something!!! now they just need to bring raquelle and ryan back

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They really had the audacity to erase raquelle out of existence huh

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