I don't want nothing to come between me and you!

[theladycacophony]

Welcome aboard!

This is a joint blog run by all members of the crew (+ stowaways and the Lady herself, of course).

Members!

The Lady Cacophony (🎶) Ship/stage, she/her

Anwir Fisher (👑) Quartermaster, she/any neopronouns

Asterare Reymire (📖) Archivist, he/they/star/roid

Trixie Caper (🎭) Gunner, he/it

Aeron Floros (🐀) Stowaway, ae/aem

Morgan Holden (🪞) Artist in residence, se/him

Here we'll log events aboard ship, answer questions, and wreak general havoc. Asks and posts will be signed with the emoji corresponding to each crew member who wrote/answered it. Asks will be tagged with "answered" and each crew member will get their own tag under their name.

[Please don't send OOC asks! You can direct those questions to the owners of the blog, @linafication, @fourteenfandomfan, @vocalchords, @gigglingauspice. OOC posts and announcements will be made in brackets like these.]

-🎶

[theladycacophony]

i am just a silly little clown. never done a thing wrong in my life. do not ask further questions - 🎭

[theladycacophony]

what are your classpects?

All I can tell you is that Anwir is a light player - 🪞

[chronically-aliferous]

Hey guys I’m asking for money again because I’m needy. I got my car, that donation post was… Amazingly successful! I got myself a dinky little Pontiac, and it means the world to me. But ah… Valentine’s Day is coming up, and I was wondering if anyone would mind donating money to my paypal? If you dm me for the info, I’ll send it. Any amount helps, but the thing that I have in mind is $70. It would mean the world to me. Thanks again, everyone.

[chronically-aliferous]

If there’s anything you want me to do to earn the money, I’ll do it. I’ll write almost anything. PWYW.

[chronically-aliferous]

ah i need it within a week btw.

[theladycacophony]

tfw u get killed with your own gun #justlaundrydaythings -🎭

[theladycacophony]

And I’ll do it again! - 🪞

[theladycacophony]

tfw u get killed with your own gun #justlaundrydaythings -🎭

[theladycacophony]

hiii anwir *twirls hair and giggles* /ij

.... -👑

[theladycacophony]

hey trixie what do u think of sun and moon from fnaf security breach. clown guys

they wish they were me soooooo bad it makes them look stupid. i have no idea what you’re talking about #girlies #what - 🎭

[theladycacophony]

if you saw trixie caper what would you do?

like ❤️ to slap its bald head

reblog 🔁 to slap its bald head

[theladycacophony]

if I cannot find a problem I will create one and then get cast in a play about it one hundred years later. - 🪞

[theladycacophony]

not sure what this means quite yet but .so true? 🤣🤣😭‼️🦐 - 🎭

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🎭 Hi my name is Trixie Melo’drama Taxidermy Girlboss Caper and I’m the evil clown gunner in residence (that’s how I got my name) with no hair but a massive wig collection that I change frequently and wide dark eyes sometimes obscured by my porcelain face plates and a lot of people tell me my face kinda looks like Morgan Holden’s (AN: if u don’t know who se is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to (former) Queen Celestia and I’m glad I’m not because that would mean we’d have to add sororicide or whatever to my charges and I think regular old murder is fun enough without family ties. I’m immortal but sometimes I pretend to die for the drama. I have a metal and porcelain face and mechanical hands and my skin is made up of a weirdly painted skin replica stretched between patches of flesh. I’m also a space pirate, and I live on a ship called the Lady Cacophony where I’m in the master at arms (I have amazing aim). I’m very theatrical (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear only the most maximalist bullshit ever. I love certain eccentric opulent rich people styles so I steal all my clothes from those kinds of people. etc etc I have to stop now anwirs gonna shoot m

[theladycacophony]

Question! Which of you is the sensible one who tries to keep the others from creating too much chaos (if there is one) and which of you brings the most chaos to the table? Argue Discuss.

I would say it's me, but I love some good chaos. You should watch us play sometime and decide for yourself. Its lovely >;) -📖 I live for the show, the theatrics— and I do suppose sometimes the “rivalries” get out of hand… -🪞 I'm responsible!!! :} -🎶 The Lady has no idea what she's talking about. In any case, I am clearly the one who keeps this ship intact. -👑 oh well it’s certainly not me :3 I’m closer to the opposite!! the rest of these guys can back up that there’s rarely a dull (and non-violent) moment here!! -🎭 I'd say it's me, but I'm not even here half the time. -🐀

[theladycacophony]

Anyone have experience giving people laser eyes? If so I would love some tips (the eyes (mine) are already mechanical, if that helps)

-📖

[theladycacophony]

Everyone, please stand by. Trixie impaled himself again. -👑

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Place your bets everyone: who would win in a headbutt competition between me and Anwir? (the correct answer is me <3) -📖

[theladycacophony]

not only can I make you a face I can make it Better than your previous face. Do not pay me, I do this because I love it.

- 🪞