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Lina: sorry i cant come i have no money

Also Lina: *blows 20 dollars on chili cheese*

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ravenclaw and slytherin best friends/couple headcanons?? please

This took me 6958 years to answer i am SO SORRY!!!

i love me some slytherclaw headcanons

‘if you say sorry one more time i swear i’ll knock you out’ ‘alright alright, sorry-’

books books study books study study

can telepathically communicate anything

this includes social experiments on their other friends

*3am* ‘so do you think my pet fish loves me?’ ‘go the fuck to sleep’

both think gryffindors are ridiculous

both think hufflepuffs are too good for the world

friends that don’t notice they’re in love until a gryffindor points it out

everything is for science

but they’re be the worst lab partners because they always think the other is ‘doing it wrong’

*bad day* ‘i want to die’ ‘take me with you’

the Old Married Couple

perfect sarcastic responses to every question

regularly forget each other’s birthdays until last minute

classic books and movies

‘you can’t do that!’ ‘i can do what i want’

Lina: *attempts to go to church on a Sunday*

Lina: *ends up in the one church in Sweden which thinks that working on sundays is a sin*

Lina: *tries to leave early to get to work in time*

Lina: *gets yelled at by priest* *gets called sinner by priest*

Lina: what happened to perfect? What happened to us? we used to be worth it WE NEVER GAVE UP! IT WASNT ON PURPOSE!

Mika: *sends cute pic of another dog*

Mika: best dog ever

Lina: hahahahaha hilarious - Sammy is the. motherblubbinger. best. I will fight you

Mika: you wont reach

Lina: i will kick you in the knee caps.

The Lazies as Mulaney Quotes:

'nother story from the cat-sitting.

Lina's mum: Lina is responsible and can take care of her self, you dont have anything to worry about

Lina: *tries to wash a bag and spills acidic washing liqiud on her leg*

Lina, having burnt off a fourth of her thigh: im fine, everyone messes up sometimes

Lina: *puts a knife through her thumb while trying to cut up a jug*

Lina, in the ER: no worries its chill, i cant get more hurt than this can i

Lina: *gets poisoned by minkys monstrous mixing abilities*

Lina: it was a bad week. one bad week. Which is thankfully over now.

Lina, a week later: *gets hit by a car*

Lina: maybe god messed up on the week days? Screw that i only ended up with a bruise - a major one - but i got hit by a car and ended up with a bruise. I survived the trials and am now a god

Minky: *facepalms*

Lina: *cuts up her wrist trying to carry six plates to the kitchen*

Lina: im not a god - oh fuck that hurts. help please

Lina's mum: atleast she didnt kill the cat.

#lazyli #this is actually a true story #no kidding #tho it sounds worse than it was #minky protests: it was that bad #the month from hell #hellmonth #hellweek #thelazydome #well mum is abbit exaggerating. cause i didnt want to introduce too many characters .#in reality she told me to man up and that i shouldnt have gone to the er with a cut??#love you too mum

Lina: im cat-sitting a house for two weeks anyone wanna join?

Hãn, super-allergic to cats: Cats?? Yes yes yes. Im coming - u cant keep me away.

Two Weeks of Hãn Qing petting/sleeping/eating with the cat later:

Hãn, with blood-shot eyes - slightly shaking: this is heaven

Lina: *worried friend noises*

Lina, now ranting about sphinxes: bla bla supercool bla kills humans bla bla supersmart bla goes murderous rage bla likes riddles bla

Lina: their kinda like you HQ

Hãn: that is the most uplifting thing anyone has said to me in a long time

Lina: SAY WHAT? Why is noone informing my wonderful precious nugget of amazingness of how fantastic she is 24/7??? im coming home my friends need emotional support ill walk across the country while humming 500 miles

Also Minky is gonna kill A for teaching Lina (ME ME ME) internet slang

#keep the secret everyone

Lina, ranting about hinkypunks: like lure people of their of their paths for funsies! Just like I do!

Anna: you like to lead people into furries??? since when

#according to confirmation bias i think a is a you know what #no not voldemort #tho that is a possibility #srsly their both slender and pale #and both could be found at a you know what seminar #also no offense meant to the you know whats #also ANNA WE SUPPORT YOU #AND YOUR COMMUNITY!#AlluringA #thelazydome

Anna: Lina u cant say uwu

Lina: why

Anna: ur not cute??

Lina: i mean i know but ouch

Lina: minky make me a meme about mika

Minky: i cant make memes ask mika hes the memer

Lina: u want me to ask mika to create a meme joking about mika???

Also slight disclaimer minky is okay with it. I (LINA!) ASKED

look i care about my friends

Minky: I DESERVE BETTER. I DESERVE A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP WHERE THEY DONT POST EVERYTHING TO TUMBLR AND WHERE I DONT GET BULLIED FOR MIXING IN SIMS IN NORMAL CONVERSATIONS

Minky: buuuuut that requires energy and im lazy

Minky yelling about Lina (me me me) blaming her for Linas (MY) phone getting stuck and literally screaming "IM LEAVING IM LEAVING" as if we put her on spotify repeat while also not making a single move to shut off the conversation is a total mood

Lina: gives out a nine step instruction complete with lenghty cheats in less than 30 seconds

Minky: spells one cheat wrong

Lina: sooo annoying dreadful never in my life have i experienced such disrespect whats next students gonna chew gum in class awful horrible

Lina: explains every step carefully to make sure Mulki gets it completly right because she forgot that she speaks very fast

Minky: *sneezes*

Lina: meh

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