Leviathan

Welcome to hell. Stay for a while and you’ll be green with envy too. ((Mod is 21+, Minors DNI))

[theleviafun]

Welcome to the Envy ring!

Hellions rejoice! I’ve returned from my hibernation!

*Applause soundtrack plays*

How I’ve missed your presence, underlings.

As a reminder, when greeting your most revered deadly sin, all pronouns are welcome! Offerings accepted, praise required.

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Facts about Levi:

Abilities: Glamour, Stealth/ Invisibility, Aquatic Adaptation, Emotional Contagion, Shapeshifting, and Dimensional Travel.

Characteristics: Passive aggressive, Schadenfreude, False sense of superiority in combination with Low self esteem, Tends to isolate or ‘hibernate’ and competitiveness stemming from comparison.

Overall goal: Cause Chaos so that they remain relevant while still maintain composure within the public eye.

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Some info about the person running this account:

Main blog: @hazbin-hoe-tell

Page runner is over 21, Minors DNI

No excessive violence, hate speech, spam, or NSFW. Asks including these will be deleted on sight.

[theleviafun]

TW: mentions of violence, brutality, light gore, idek

Leviathan sits in the throne room and looks out over the crowd. She listens to the many conversations as they buzz around her. Her ears hone in on a scaly hellion complimenting another. The couple appear to have been together for sometime.

“You’re so lovely.”

Mals eyes narrow at the comment and Vi swoons slightly.

“Oh hell no.” Mal stands and the courtroom follows suit in a display of respect.

“You two approach!” The hellions pale but reluctantly slither forward.

“Your deadliness.” They bow.

“Get up” Mal snips. “Why is she lovely? Tell me. Why is this hellion so remarkable that you compliment her over your ruler?”

Mal looks at him expectantly and Vi looks between them as if pondering the question herself.

“It’s her fins. The way they flow your deadliness.”

Mal sneers and it grows into a growl as she steps forward. “KAREN! THE SHEERS.”

The crowd audibly gasps, some in excitement and others in horror.

“You have two options… cut off her fins or cut out your eyes.”

The fish like hellion attempts to step back and Mal chuckles as the crowd hold her towards the front of the audience.

“Choose quickly or I’ll choose for you.”

The hellion tears up and looks around the room desperately. He swallows and shakily takes the sheers from Karens hands.

“Excellent.” Leviathan proclaims as she sits at her throne once more. “Begin.”

The hellion horrifically cuts the fins from her body lays them at Leviathans feet. Many enjoy the display, some murmur about the grotesque nature of the display.

“Karen. Send this to my tailer to make a dress for me. What’s your name my scaly servant?”

“Nexis.”

“You are to remain in this court. I have plans for you.”

*Later that night*

Leviathan twirls whilst looking in the mirror in her tower. The fin dress speckles the floor as she does.

“Now we’re lovely.”

[theleviafun]

Leviathan sits furled into a ball in her tower and looms out the window over the sea of envy. Vi’s cheeks glisten as she looks down at the city.

‘How long has it been? Days? Weeks? Months?’ She thinks to herself.

Mal sneers “Each time you disappear like this, they miss you less, you know?…. Your absence is noticed less. The world learns to go on without you.”

“Shut up Mal!” Vi glares at her.

“Am I wrong?.. Think about it. Each time that you come back, I bet they wonder when you’re going to disappear again.” Mal looks out at the sea once more. Her voice changes subtly as she shifts from her usual cold demeanor to a rather vacant demeanor.

Vi’s brows furrow and through tear stained eyes she looks at Mal, balls up her fist and punches her in the face. Mal smiles wickedly and they stand.

“That’s it Vi! Hit me again.” Vi hits her again with more determination. Each blow radiates pain from Mals head and sears directly into Vi’s own. Mal wipes her snout and shoves Vi against the desk, papers fly around the room. Her mad drawings scatter about the room.

“Face it Vi! They don’t need you. They’ve never needed you. Even Karen goes on without you.. without us.” Vi’s eyes narrow and she wrings her hands around Mal’s neck. Vi immediately begins gasping for air. “Gaaa.. Biittcchh!” She drops her hands.

Leviathan looks around the room. Once a safe space, a prison she’s too frightened to leave. Vi looks at the door, knowing an empire awaits her. Knowing the world is at her fingertips, her hand hesitates over the door handle.

“And what would happen if we did go out Vi?.. You think they will rejoice in seeing you?.. News flash. THEY’VE HARDLY NOTICED YOU’RE GONE.” Leviathan steps back from the door.

“They.. they miss.. Karen. Karen misses me. And Lee.” Vi protests.

“Hmmm.” Mal nods slowly. “Then they would have checked on you. Months Vi. We’ve been in this tower for months. We have seen one other person. The cook.”

Vi crumbles to the floor and her wails fill the room once more. Mal’s side of the body slides down moments later. She pats Vi’s head awkwardly. “There. There. At least you have me.” Vi sobs louder.

Mal looks to the window again and begins to monologue despite Vi’s sobs.

“And luckily for us, I am going to pull us from this God Damn tower. Karen wanted to run the ring, I’m going to shove my fist so far up her a..” Vi’s eyes narrow as she looks up from her hand..”asss that she going to be Jeff Dunham’s next set prop.”

They stand dramatically. “And as far as Lee! Well.. I show that little fuc-“

“YOU WILL DO NOTHING TO LEE” Vi practically foams at the mouth and causes Leviathan to take her full demon form. The roof rips off the tower as they stand.

“Well.. that’s one way to announce our return.” Mal waves at her people in the distance as they gape up at her form. “And thanks to you, we get to remodel.” Mal smiles and shrugs.

[ruethefae]

Long time no see, fae. How you been? -😈

@joyer-is-joy

"Time is such a funny thing, isn’t it?" Rue muses, a glint of amusement dancing in her eyes. "Could’ve been hours or centuries, depending on who’s counting. But as for me?" She gives a theatrical sigh, one hand pressed to her chest. "Still bound, still dramatic, and still far too curious for my own good. You know—standard fae faire."

[joyer-is-joy]

Bound, eh? Right, the whole deal with Levi.

I did kinda meet this hot chick who’s got me interested in this whole self-improvement thing, so I could perhaps…help you out with that, if you’re interested? -😈

[ruethefae]

Rue’s smile flickers, equal parts amusement and caution.

"Ah, yes—that whole deal. Still very much in effect."

She tilts her head, considering, curls twitching thoughtfully.

"Help is a lovely word. But you’d owe me nothing if you tried… and I’d owe you nothing if you failed. Agreed?"

[joyer-is-joy]

Agreed, agreed. But! If I do succeed in breaking off this little deal of yours I ask only one thing.

Join my harem at last? 🌹-😈

[ruethefae]

Rue pauses, clearly debating, eyes narrowing just slightly before she gives a dramatic sigh.

"Fine," she says, lips curling into a mischievous grin. "But only if I get a nice title and almost no responsibilities."

[joyer-is-joy]

Perfect! I can guarantee practically no responsibilities! As for titles, how about “Fairy Bitch”? -😈

[ruethefae]

Rue laughs, a light, melodic sound that twinkles with amusement.

"Fairy Bitch," she repeats with a playful smirk. "I daresay that has a certain charm. Very well—consider the title claimed."

[joyer-is-joy]

Fuck yes!

Hey @theleviafun ! I stole your fairy bitch! -😈

[theleviafun]

Leviathan lears down at the 5’4 piss poor excuse for a thief with heavily judgmental eyes.

Mal contorts her neck, preparing for an attack while Vi begins to verbally berate it.

“The audacity of this fairy stealing cunt.” She whips to Mal.

“Do you even know who you’re allegedly stealing from?” She quints her eyes prepared for a rebuttal, readying herself to twist the words about to come out of Joyer’s mouth. She doesn’t give him time to speak though. Mal thinks about the ‘obtrusive shit stain that is Joyer in this toe-stubbing moment’ and Vi quickly steals the words before Mal has a chance to speak them.

“Also. Joyer-rhea…” Vi places her hand on hip arrogantly after what she deems the biggest roast of the century. ‘Mixing Joyer and diarrhea together, classic.’ She thinks to Mal.

“Rue would never allow this.. She loves being my- our pet.” Her eyes flick to Mal when she lingers on the word ‘our’.

[joyer-is-joy]

Boooooo boring.

Joyer grabs Mal by the neck and wraps her around Vi tightly.

Anyway, she’s mine now. I just came down here to be a good person and inform you of that because I’ve gone through a character arc. And to gloat. Mostly to gloat.

Their tail rattles excitedly.

And now, my power has grown!!! I am powerful, I am evil! I am Joyer!!! -😈

@theleviafun

[theleviafun]

Leviathans eyes bulge slightly as Joyer chokes Vi with Mal, their frustration growing. They step back and their eyes widen as the attempt to catch their breath.

“You.. bitch” they pant.

Leviathan lunges at Joyer once more their claws barely tearing at his flesh.

[joyer-is-joy]

Joyer flicks them away with his middle finger, yeeting them into somewhere in the Envy Ring.

Pretty sure that means I’m put on yet another ban list, but oh well.

Come on @ruethefae! Let’s get our asses outta here! -😈

[ruethefae]

"Fascinating!" Rue giggled, and—fully confident that Joyer could handle the mind-bend that was pocket travel—she took its hand without hesitation, whisking them both into the aether in a swirl of shimmering light and mischief.

[theleviafun]

Labile Leviathan

In the dead of night, Leviathan moves toward the Sea of Envy. After all, this is Levi’s favorite place to be… apart from her throne. She arrives at the waters edge and departs on her gondola wearing a hooded, black cape to disguise her figure. This attempt at discretion is futile as the gondola is her personal boat and is frankly obtrusive with its large black and green frame. The front of the boat holds a small flame lantern to illuminate her path, and the rear of the boat is decorative in nature with a large serpent cascading around it.

She moves quietly and with purpose to untie and push off the gondola. Though it creaks into the night with little effort. Levi looks around, spotting no one on the shoreline, and makes her descent further into the treacherously calm waters. As the fog thickens menacingly, she knows she has reached her desired location. She removes the stick from the waters and plucks the cape from her shoulders before peering into the mirror-like waters. Calmness sweeps the surface as her four eyes watch. 

After only a few moments, the water begins to swell and bubble. The fog meets the water, and whispers can be heard. In a matter of seconds, Leviathan is surrounded by a familiar scene. Figures dance closer to her and call her into the water. Leviathan remains grounded to her gondola and simply watches. The figures begin to form into her greatest desires, and her heart thrums in her chest. She watches as she holds Lilith in her arms, Charlie quickly approaching their embrace. 

Leviathan sits, the boat swaying the images slightly. Her breathing becomes ragged for a moment as she loses herself to her desire for companionship. The images begin to change, and she curses under her breath. The best part of her journey has passed, and she knows it will sour if she remains. She stands and turns, looking for her large oar. As her eyes meet the wooden stick, a hand plucks it from the boat and disappears into the water. Leviathan roars, the waters shaking from the sound. Anger swells in her chest as she sneers over the edge to see a siren swimming deeper into the sea. Leviathan thinks to swim after the sea whore but remembers the consequences of entering the waters below. 

The fog around her begins unfolding a scene of her in her tower whispering madness. Her foggy figure clings to a map of the Pride Ring, rambling about Lucifer. Leviathan herself steps backwards, and the gondola rocks ferociously as she clutches her chest. Levi knows her ambitions often best her, but to see it unfold before her very eyes is agonizing. She looks around frantically, knowing the scenes will unfold in more painful moments the longer she remains. 

She curses the siren once more and moves to the only remaining object in the boat, the lantern. It’s a risky plan to trade her light source for an object to row with, and she hesitates. The waters, however, don’t. The next scene stirs into view and displays Lee and Adina. Vi’s eyes widen in horror, and she screams into the night. The image depicts Lee’s completion of his soul contract and his departure with Adina. Leviathan’s foggy form stands alone once more. Mal hisses and grabs the lantern, plunging it into the waters, and begins rowing. 

Mal is cautious not to touch the water, but the sea splashes against her arm as she oars. The water seeps into her pores as she paddles. Each droplet fills her sight with an image similar to that of the fog. Each vision portrays a different soul in envy, as each droplet is a teardrop from those very souls. 

She holds fast in her pursuit, but as she reaches the shoreline, she appears crazed with her eyes glossed over. Karen stands waiting and collects her from the boat. Karen thinks to scold her for returning after the last visit, but knows it will fall on deaf ears. The sea slug hellion carefully wraps Levi in her hooded cape and guides her back to the palace. 

[ruethefae]

Long time no see, fae. How you been? -😈

@joyer-is-joy

"Time is such a funny thing, isn’t it?" Rue muses, a glint of amusement dancing in her eyes. "Could’ve been hours or centuries, depending on who’s counting. But as for me?" She gives a theatrical sigh, one hand pressed to her chest. "Still bound, still dramatic, and still far too curious for my own good. You know—standard fae faire."

[joyer-is-joy]

Bound, eh? Right, the whole deal with Levi.

I did kinda meet this hot chick who’s got me interested in this whole self-improvement thing, so I could perhaps…help you out with that, if you’re interested? -😈

[ruethefae]

Rue’s smile flickers, equal parts amusement and caution.

"Ah, yes—that whole deal. Still very much in effect."

She tilts her head, considering, curls twitching thoughtfully.

"Help is a lovely word. But you’d owe me nothing if you tried… and I’d owe you nothing if you failed. Agreed?"

[joyer-is-joy]

Agreed, agreed. But! If I do succeed in breaking off this little deal of yours I ask only one thing.

Join my harem at last? 🌹-😈

[ruethefae]

Rue pauses, clearly debating, eyes narrowing just slightly before she gives a dramatic sigh.

"Fine," she says, lips curling into a mischievous grin. "But only if I get a nice title and almost no responsibilities."

[joyer-is-joy]

Perfect! I can guarantee practically no responsibilities! As for titles, how about “Fairy Bitch”? -😈

[ruethefae]

Rue laughs, a light, melodic sound that twinkles with amusement.

"Fairy Bitch," she repeats with a playful smirk. "I daresay that has a certain charm. Very well—consider the title claimed."

[joyer-is-joy]

Fuck yes!

Hey @theleviafun ! I stole your fairy bitch! -😈

[theleviafun]

Leviathan lears down at the 5’4 piss poor excuse for a thief with heavily judgmental eyes.

Mal contorts her neck, preparing for an attack while Vi begins to verbally berate it.

“The audacity of this fairy stealing cunt.” She whips to Mal.

“Do you even know who you’re allegedly stealing from?” She quints her eyes prepared for a rebuttal, readying herself to twist the words about to come out of Joyer’s mouth. She doesn’t give him time to speak though. Mal thinks about the ‘obtrusive shit stain that is Joyer in this toe-stubbing moment’ and Vi quickly steals the words before Mal has a chance to speak them.

“Also. Joyer-rhea…” Vi places her hand on hip arrogantly after what she deems the biggest roast of the century. ‘Mixing Joyer and diarrhea together, classic.’ She thinks to Mal.

“Rue would never allow this.. She loves being my- our pet.” Her eyes flick to Mal when she lingers on the word ‘our’.

[joyer-is-joy]

Boooooo boring.

Joyer grabs Mal by the neck and wraps her around Vi tightly.

Anyway, she’s mine now. I just came down here to be a good person and inform you of that because I’ve gone through a character arc. And to gloat. Mostly to gloat.

Their tail rattles excitedly.

And now, my power has grown!!! I am powerful, I am evil! I am Joyer!!! -😈

@theleviafun

[theleviafun]

Leviathans eyes bulge slightly as Joyer chokes Vi with Mal, their frustration growing. They step back and their eyes widen as the attempt to catch their breath.

“You.. bitch” they pant.

Leviathan lunges at Joyer once more their claws barely tearing at his flesh.

[ruethefae]

Long time no see, fae. How you been? -😈

@joyer-is-joy

"Time is such a funny thing, isn’t it?" Rue muses, a glint of amusement dancing in her eyes. "Could’ve been hours or centuries, depending on who’s counting. But as for me?" She gives a theatrical sigh, one hand pressed to her chest. "Still bound, still dramatic, and still far too curious for my own good. You know—standard fae faire."

[joyer-is-joy]

Bound, eh? Right, the whole deal with Levi.

I did kinda meet this hot chick who’s got me interested in this whole self-improvement thing, so I could perhaps…help you out with that, if you’re interested? -😈

[ruethefae]

Rue’s smile flickers, equal parts amusement and caution.

"Ah, yes—that whole deal. Still very much in effect."

She tilts her head, considering, curls twitching thoughtfully.

"Help is a lovely word. But you’d owe me nothing if you tried… and I’d owe you nothing if you failed. Agreed?"

[joyer-is-joy]

Agreed, agreed. But! If I do succeed in breaking off this little deal of yours I ask only one thing.

Join my harem at last? 🌹-😈

[ruethefae]

Rue pauses, clearly debating, eyes narrowing just slightly before she gives a dramatic sigh.

"Fine," she says, lips curling into a mischievous grin. "But only if I get a nice title and almost no responsibilities."

[joyer-is-joy]

Perfect! I can guarantee practically no responsibilities! As for titles, how about “Fairy Bitch”? -😈

[ruethefae]

Rue laughs, a light, melodic sound that twinkles with amusement.

"Fairy Bitch," she repeats with a playful smirk. "I daresay that has a certain charm. Very well—consider the title claimed."

[joyer-is-joy]

Fuck yes!

Hey @theleviafun ! I stole your fairy bitch! -😈

[theleviafun]

Leviathan lears down at the 5’4 piss poor excuse for a thief with heavily judgmental eyes.

Mal contorts her neck, preparing for an attack while Vi begins to verbally berate it.

“The audacity of this fairy stealing cunt.” She whips to Mal.

“Do you even know who you’re allegedly stealing from?” She quints her eyes prepared for a rebuttal, readying herself to twist the words about to come out of Joyer’s mouth. She doesn’t give him time to speak though. Mal thinks about the ‘obtrusive shit stain that is Joyer in this toe-stubbing moment’ and Vi quickly steals the words before Mal has a chance to speak them.

“Also. Joyer-rhea…” Vi places her hand on hip arrogantly after what she deems the biggest roast of the century. ‘Mixing Joyer and diarrhea together, classic.’ She thinks to Mal.

“Rue would never allow this.. She loves being my- our pet.” Her eyes flick to Mal when she lingers on the word ‘our’.

[your-favorite-spyho]

“So.. How goes the rat hunt?”

(( @theleviafun ))

Welp, wasn't really hard even with mah allergy. Tell me, why are you even afraid of dese little creatures? -🍬

[theleviafun]

Mal squints at VI’s pet.

‘They’ll surely use this information against us.’

“Perhaps a story for another time. Does this mean the place is officially rat free??”

(( @your-favorite-spyho ))

[your-favorite-spyho]

Yeah. They're all in a cage in mah room right now. I mean, in a hotel room, not here.

He decided to clarify before Mal and Vi could react and freak out.

Gonna bring 'em to da Heaven's zoo tomorrow. -🍬

[theleviafun]

Vi goes through several stages of grief. Not Mal. She goes straight to anger.

“I thought I said to kill them.”

“With a hammer?”

They blink simultaneously at Lee thinking ‘how could I be any less clear?’

(( @your-favorite-spyho ))

[your-favorite-spyho]

Lee laughs nervously and looks away, scratching the back of his neck.

I, uh... may or may not have a soft spot for rodents. But heyyy they're already out of da Envy Ring, aren't they? -🍬

[theleviafun]

“Are they?”

“Well now we have to check your room.” Mal huffs.

“Actually. We can all go. Karen!”

Karen walks out of a nearby doorway with a can of hairspray and a lighter.

“If your room gets set ablaze, it’s on you.” Mal pokes her long claw into Lee’s chest. Vi pouts but doesn’t dare argue.

“Lead the way.”

[your-favorite-spyho]

Sheesh! Ya can't just come to Princess' hotel and ruin her property, ya know? Not to mention dat Lucifer's in dere to kick both of our asses if anything like dat happens. So calm down and leave da lighter here.

He creates a portal that leads to the hotel lobby.

After you. -🍬

[theleviafun]

“Fine.” Mal grits through her teeth.

“Bring the hammer.” Vi whispers to Karen over their shoulder.

[your-favorite-spyho]

They all pass through the portal and Lee immediately notices Angel sitting on the couch right in front of them. Damn it. He doesn't want to waste time explaining what the hell the Deadly Sin is doing here, so he mumbles "hi", grabs Levi's hand and quickly leads them to his room.

At least try not to kill 'em, kay? These are just animals. -🍬

[theleviafun]

Mal begins going feral pulling towards Angel Dust, recognizing the shit from the Envy Masquerade ball rubber chicken incident.

Vi freezes in fear from the rats and Karen starts running toward the rats with the large hammer, preparing to play wack-a-rat in Lee’s bedroom.

“You open the cage and I’ll smack em with the hammer.” Karen smiles.

(( @the-porn-demon ))

[the-porn-demon]

Uhhhh… Not to get in the way of whatever freak shit y’all have going on but uh… Have you considered that maybe killin’ rats in a hotel with plastic tubes for them to run around in is a little… well, fuckin’ stupid? Angel leans against the back of the couch watching the entire scene go down.

He raises a brow as he looks at the weird slug bitch with a hammer, suddenly recognizing her. Hey wait a minute, aren’t you the weird DJ from the Envy thing? Uhh, DJ Slime or whatever?

[theleviafun]

“Plastic.. tubes?”

“You mean they’re in the walls here too?” Vi and Mal look at each other, then begin scanning the room frantically.

“Aren’t you the bitch from the rubber chicken room?” Karen says sharply.

“Focus Karen!”

[your-favorite-spyho]

Lee rolls his eyes watching Levi and Karen being really weird about rats.

Guess it's time for me to finally take 'em to Heaven. Chat with Angel while I'm out. -🍬

He lifts the box with his four hands and disappears in the portal.

[theleviafun]

Karen looks from the hammer, then back to Angel Dust. “You know, we’re already here.. and I brought my hammer…”

Mal starts nodding as they both slowly step toward the spider demon. Vi looks like she’s trying to catch up to whatever Karen is trying to say.

(( @the-porn-demon ))

[the-porn-demon]

Come any closer and I’ll call Niffty. Bitch killed the first man and recently stabbed an overlord, trust me, if anyone can handle a sin, it’s that bitch.

Angel rolled his eyes and pushed off the couch, casually strolling around it before sinking into the cushions.

Besides, I’m filled with baby spiders, if you crush me they’ll all just come spilling out. It’s like uhhh… a sinner power or whateveh’.

[theleviafun]

Mal squints. ‘The lanky one lies’ she thinks to herself.

Vi shakes her head. “We’re good.”

Karen considers doing it anyways. “Only one way to find out.” She charges full speed ((which is not very fast…)) with her hammer pulled back ready to strike.

Mal smiles.

[the-porn-demon]

NIFFTY!

(( @maidniffty ))

[maidniffty]

Niffty popped her head out from under the couch, her hair a little disheveled but her energy as high as ever, completely abandoning whatever she’d been up to under there. Without missing a beat, she darted up Karen like a hyperactive squirrel, completely ignoring any attempts to remove her.

"Hi, I’m Niffty!" she chirped. "I gotta say, you’re kinda dirty, huh? Not that I wanna be rude, but—ooh, is that a crumb?!" She rambled on, her eye scanning Karen from head to toe, inspecting every inch as if it was her personal mission.

She took a quick breath, only to spot Leviathan. With a burst of excitement, she launched herself off of Karen, using her like a springboard to grab onto Leviathan’s knee. Letting out an overly enthusiastic giggle, she scrambled up until she was perched at the junction where their heads met.

"Why do you have two heads?" she asked, utterly tactless as she swung her gaze back and forth between the two, a feat made more complicated by her current position.

(( @theleviafun ))

[theleviafun]

Vi looks dazed as Mal snaps. “Hell no. You can make fun of my lesser half but DON’T..” Mal’s eyes glow green as she bares her teeth. “fuck with Karen.”

Vi looks over to see Karen lying on the floor. Her slime puddling and matting the carpet of Lee’s room. (( I imagine this will not come out and absolutely has a smell hehe ))

Similar to certain insects on earth, some of the creatures of Hell, specifically the colorful ones, possess an aposematic quality. Mal speculates that she will taste like bugs while Vi considers how to diffuse the situation, still violently aware of the potential for more rats.

“Tell you what, if the spider freak apologizes, I’ll convince Mal here not to bite the little bugs head off.” Vi sets Nifty on the ground while Mal foams at the mouth in rage, eyes still glowing.

“Deal?”

(( @the-porn-demon ))

[the-porn-demon]

Hmm… you know, part of me wants to see what all she can do to a sin. Really push the limits on all that.

It starts with sorry.

He sighed and pushed himself up. But I guess, since I’m on the path of redemption and all that. I’m sorry for calling our most violent and deadly killer on you. It’s really not fair to you that I potentially set you up against someone who could easily turn seven deadly sins into six.

[theleviafun]

Leviathan looks at the spider demon, listening to their half hearted apology.

“That’s sweet, but I meant for the rubber room.” Vi’s eyes narrow. “I don’t think you fully understand the importance of that room. Perhaps, you need to understand my pain in order to find a genuine apology within yourself.”

Leviathan crosses the distance between the two in a swift motion. Mal sits nose to nose with Angel Dust. “A pig?”

Vi chuckles. “Karen, find the pi-”

Vi is cut off as the two watch a rat scamper across the floor. Leviathan hurdles themself across the bedroom and jump on Lee’s bed.

“Kill it!”

[the-porn-demon]

Oh hell no! He’s got a top hat! Thats fucking McCheesings! Angel ran to catch the little—well, actually not little, Righty really needed to put this bitch on a diet—rat and put it back in its tube system before Leviathan became Fallen Exorcist bait.

There was a scuffle, long legs and four spindly arms swinging madly to avoid Karen’s hammer, Niffty’s... everything, and capture the rat. His body launched into the crevice below Lee’s bed and grabbed blindly in the dark, fearing what might be about to appear behind him at any second. His hands grasped around it his other two pushed him out of the hole and off the ground before he just started running, hoping to find a plastic tube before Leviathan found him.

Keep the rats safe Niffty! Do whatever you’ve gotta do!

Probably not the best advice, but, eh, Leviathan could probably handle her.

[theleviafun]

Karen begins losing interest in the debacle as she realizes her chances of smashing things with a hammer are lessening as time passes. She looks around squinting over the glasses and settles on a nearby bookshelf.

*WHACK* The bookshelf folds in on itself.

“KAREN. Focus.”

“What? I brought the hammer all this way… might as well use it.” She rolls her eyes as Leviathan steps down from the bed.

Mal leers at Angel Dust over her snout.

“When I reprimand Lee for this incident and they wonder why I am being so cruel, I will tell him you’re to blame.” She foams at the mouth with rage when she realizes the rats have all scurried beyond her or Karen’s reach. Leviathan seethes and begins to plot a long and painful revenge, for this, the disrespect and most of all, for the rubber room.

[maidniffty]

Niffty had taken a lot in stride during her time in Hell—explosions, hauntings, emotional meltdowns, blood geysers… you name it. But this? This was unforgivable.

She stood frozen in the middle of the room, her hands twitching at her sides, single eye wide with silent fury. The once-acceptable carpet was now soaked in Karen’s slime, thick and greasy and reeked of something she didn’t even want to name. It bubbled ever so slightly. It squelched. It stained. And it was not going to come out.

Her nose wrinkled. She marched in a circle, muttering furiously under her breath, a feather duster in one hand and a fire poker in the other (where did that come from? Don't ask)

“I JUST CLEANED THIS ROOM!!” she shrieked suddenly, her voice piercing through the chaos like a cleaning whistle of doom. She stomped a tiny foot, spinning in place like a teapot about to boil over. “Do you know what carpet slime does to a soul?! It seeps, it settles, it lingers!!”

She whirled toward Karen, eyes blazing. “You oozed on the rug! You sat there like a big, drippy... stain beast!” Her voice cracked with pure domestic rage.

She pointed a finger in Angel's general direction, practically vibrating. “And you—you let him drag crumbs across the floor and now there's rat grease on the baseboards! AND he sheds!”

Her arms flew into the air, duster flopping uselessly. “How am I supposed to disinfect a rat trail?!”

With a puffed-up huff, she marched over to the cleanest-looking corner of the room, plopped herself down, and crossed her arms in the most dramatic, indignant pout Hell had ever seen.

“…I need three mops, a gallon of bleach, and five minutes alone with Karen,” she grumbled darkly. “And no one talk to me until I get all three.”

A pause. Then she whipped around, pointing the fire poker wildly. “And if ONE more thing breaks—I’m sanitizing everyone’s face.”

[your-favorite-spyho]

The moment Niffty is done talking, a portal to some fancy Heaven's bar appears in the middle of Lee's room. Doesn't look like Heaven's zoo but at least there are no rats to be seen.

Luther staggers out of the portal with a phone to his ear and a wide grin on his face.

Yesssssss. Yeeeeaaaa bet I'mmm all fuckin' in mah boy! Danke für heute, you're da besssst!

He ends the call and falls on his back, his head lands on the floor right under Niffty's skirt.

Oh LET'S FUCKIN' GO -🍬

[maidniffty]

There was a pause.

A tense, shaking, pin-drop silence of a pause.

And then—

“OH, ABSOLUTELY NOT!!”

Niffty exploded like a firecracker in a matchbox, launching into the air with all the grace of a furious ferret on caffeine. Her face flushed red—not with embarrassment, oh no—but with the kind of blinding, white-hot fury only a woman scorned could summon.

She grabbed her oversized feather duster in one hand, a can of air freshener in the other, and began viciously assaulting him with both.

“NO!! BAD HEAVEN BOY!!” she screeched, whacking him with the duster while aggressively misting the air like she was trying to banish evil spirits. “THIS IS A CLEAN ZONE!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! PORTALS?! PERVERTS?! WHILE I’M CLEANING?!”

She stormed over to the portal and kicked at its edge like a toddler trying to close a possessed dishwasher, her apron flapping wildly, teeth bared like a chihuahua with a grudge.

“I HAVE HAD ENOUGH!!!” she wailed. “Slime! Rats! HEADS! UP! SKIRTS!! I am two crumbs away from—FROM—”

She foamed. Slightly. Just at the edges. Her eye twitched.

The portal? Still glowing. The slime? Still sliming. Lee? ...Lavender-scented.

Niffty dropped to her knees and let out a scream muffled only by the continued blast of her own air freshener.

[your-favorite-spyho]

Lee looks at Niffty with eyes wide-open. He wasn't expected his actions to actually have consequences!

Luckily, the alcohol takes over again and Lee giggles, blinking slowly.

Hehe gal you're sooooo loud today.

He bites his lip and rolls over onto his stomach, playfully kicking his feet.

I love loud girls. Thought ya liked bad boys too~ -🍬

As if the situation wasn't bad enough, he started flirting with Niffty right in front of Leviathan and Angel, while still lying there on the floor.

...There's a slight chance he's gonna regret this when gets sober.

[theleviafun]

“Nope.” Vi picks Lee up by the scruff as if he were a cat about to get into something rotten.

“I’m done here.” Mal smiles thoroughly pleased with the state of Nifty. “Karen!”

Karen tips over a lamp and it shatters over the carpet to which Vi rolls her eyes.

“My pet, portal us home before the tiny one attacks Karen again.”

[your-favorite-spyho]

Ernest delivers a dark green gift box with purple lining.

“Boss lady-man said ta give this to you.”

Inside is a pager and it begins going off as soon as Lee opens the box.

(( @theleviafun ))

Lee's eyes round as plates at first as he thinks that he received and accidentally activated the bomb inside. He shrieks and throws the box away at first, then immediately realizes what happened and cringes at his unmanly behavior. He quickly picks up the box and squints at it.

De fuck's dat? -🍬

[theleviafun]

Ernest flashes his leather belt with extra holes. It has an assortment of keys, a tape measure and a pager that matches Lee’s.

“Boss calls us with these now. Tryin’ something new.” He shrugs. “I guess they saw it on a tv show.”

“Anyways, big sound means boss wants you to come in… immediately.”

[your-favorite-spyho]

Lee rolls his eyes.

What da hell didn't she like about phones? Wouldn't consider good ol' Voxxy a real threat for a Deadly Sin. -🍬

He grumbles a bit more before opening the portal back to the Envy Ring using Adina's crystal.

[theleviafun]

“Oh good! Lee, does this dress make me look fat?” Mal takes the opportunity to immediately bombard him upon entry.

Vi beams with excitement at the return of her pet.

“Oh Lee! Let me look at you..” she rips away from the seamstresses causing Mal to get poked with a pin. “Ahhk-“



[your-favorite-spyho]

They immediately switch from the puppy wifesband role to the sassy bugboy role they always were. Not everyone gets to see a tamed mantis!

Hope dat was your goal cuz tis dress makes it look like you finally have an ass.

Lee quickly wipes Adina's lipstick away from his lips and smirks smugly, looking down at Leviathan.

Hiiii, Misster Sea Monster. What part of me are you interested in today, huh? -🍬

[theleviafun]

Mal cranes her neck to look at her ass while Vi’s eyes flutter from Lee’s face to her appendages.

“What ever do you mean?” Vi feigns innocence.

“You’re fired.” Mal snaps at the nearest seamstress and shreds the dress off with her claws. “Less.. ass everyone.”

Leviathan slithers into a plush robe and towards Lee. “Walk with me.”

[your-favorite-spyho]

Lee shrugs and obediently follows Leviathan. Not that he has a choice.

Dat was a nice dress though. I like girls with big asses, ya know? -🍬

He smirks and ties his hair into a ponytail as they walk. He hasn't had his hair cut in a while, so it's grown pretty long already.

[theleviafun]

Vi gives Mal a dirty look.

Mal ignores her as the stroll through the door, the robe trailing behind them dramatically as they head towards Leviathan’s private gardens.

“So.. what have you been up to? I missed you.” Vi keeps her eyes locked on Lee’s face with anticipation.

[your-favorite-spyho]

Lee thinks for a second. Everything's been pretty quiet and peaceful lately, especially for Hell. And since "cuddled my gf lol" wouldn't be the best answer to give to Leviathan, Lee decides to tell her about his job. Or, well, what remained from it.

Uh. Tried to figure out da Hell I wanna do for living now. Cuz mah recent customers were fucking assholes who wanted me to do some gross stalking shit for 'em. I mean, even I have standards! -🍬

Didn't have them before the relationship though.

[theleviafun]

“Oh Lee.. you’re too pretty to work.” Vi bats her lashes. “At least for anyone else but me.” She trails off quickly.

“Am I not filling your time well enough?” Mal intrudes, curling and twisting to become face to face with Lee as they walk. Vi glares and thinks ‘stay out of it.’

Mal retracts her neck but the look of annoyance remains plastered on her face, lips sneering in judgement.

[your-favorite-spyho]

Ernest delivers a dark green gift box with purple lining.

“Boss lady-man said ta give this to you.”

Inside is a pager and it begins going off as soon as Lee opens the box.

(( @theleviafun ))

Lee's eyes round as plates at first as he thinks that he received and accidentally activated the bomb inside. He shrieks and throws the box away at first, then immediately realizes what happened and cringes at his unmanly behavior. He quickly picks up the box and squints at it.

De fuck's dat? -🍬

[theleviafun]

Ernest flashes his leather belt with extra holes. It has an assortment of keys, a tape measure and a pager that matches Lee’s.

“Boss calls us with these now. Tryin’ something new.” He shrugs. “I guess they saw it on a tv show.”

“Anyways, big sound means boss wants you to come in… immediately.”

[your-favorite-spyho]

Lee rolls his eyes.

What da hell didn't she like about phones? Wouldn't consider good ol' Voxxy a real threat for a Deadly Sin. -🍬

He grumbles a bit more before opening the portal back to the Envy Ring using Adina's crystal.

[theleviafun]

“Oh good! Lee, does this dress make me look fat?” Mal takes the opportunity to immediately bombard him upon entry.

Vi beams with excitement at the return of her pet.

“Oh Lee! Let me look at you..” she rips away from the seamstresses causing Mal to get poked with a pin. “Ahhk-“



[your-favorite-spyho]

They immediately switch from the puppy wifesband role to the sassy bugboy role they always were. Not everyone gets to see a tamed mantis!

Hope dat was your goal cuz tis dress makes it look like you finally have an ass.

Lee quickly wipes Adina's lipstick away from his lips and smirks smugly, looking down at Leviathan.

Hiiii, Misster Sea Monster. What part of me are you interested in today, huh? -🍬

[theleviafun]

Mal cranes her neck to look at her ass while Vi’s eyes flutter from Lee’s face to her appendages.

“What ever do you mean?” Vi feigns innocence.

“You’re fired.” Mal snaps at the nearest seamstress and shreds the dress off with her claws. “Less.. ass everyone.”

Leviathan slithers into a plush robe and towards Lee. “Walk with me.”

[your-favorite-spyho]

Lee shrugs and obediently follows Leviathan. Not that he has a choice.

Dat was a nice dress though. I like girls with big asses, ya know? -🍬

He smirks and ties his hair into a ponytail as they walk. He hasn't had his hair cut in a while, so it's grown pretty long already.

[theleviafun]

Vi gives Mal a dirty look.

Mal ignores her as the stroll through the door, the robe trailing behind them dramatically as they head towards Leviathan’s private gardens.

“So.. what have you been up to? I missed you.” Vi keeps her eyes locked on Lee’s face with anticipation.

[your-favorite-spyho]

Ernest delivers a dark green gift box with purple lining.

“Boss lady-man said ta give this to you.”

Inside is a pager and it begins going off as soon as Lee opens the box.

(( @theleviafun ))

Lee's eyes round as plates at first as he thinks that he received and accidentally activated the bomb inside. He shrieks and throws the box away at first, then immediately realizes what happened and cringes at his unmanly behavior. He quickly picks up the box and squints at it.

De fuck's dat? -🍬

[theleviafun]

Ernest flashes his leather belt with extra holes. It has an assortment of keys, a tape measure and a pager that matches Lee’s.

“Boss calls us with these now. Tryin’ something new.” He shrugs. “I guess they saw it on a tv show.”

“Anyways, big sound means boss wants you to come in… immediately.”

[your-favorite-spyho]

Lee rolls his eyes.

What da hell didn't she like about phones? Wouldn't consider good ol' Voxxy a real threat for a Deadly Sin. -🍬

He grumbles a bit more before opening the portal back to the Envy Ring using Adina's crystal.

[theleviafun]

“Oh good! Lee, does this dress make me look fat?” Mal takes the opportunity to immediately bombard him upon entry.

Vi beams with excitement at the return of her pet.

“Oh Lee! Let me look at you..” she rips away from the seamstresses causing Mal to get poked with a pin. “Ahhk-“



[your-favorite-spyho]

They immediately switch from the puppy wifesband role to the sassy bugboy role they always were. Not everyone gets to see a tamed mantis!

Hope dat was your goal cuz tis dress makes it look like you finally have an ass.

Lee quickly wipes Adina's lipstick away from his lips and smirks smugly, looking down at Leviathan.

Hiiii, Misster Sea Monster. What part of me are you interested in today, huh? -🍬

[theleviafun]

Mal cranes her neck to look at her ass while Vi’s eyes flutter from Lee’s face to her appendages.

“What ever do you mean?” Vi feigns innocence.

“You’re fired.” Mal snaps at the nearest seamstress and shreds the dress off with her claws. “Less.. ass everyone.”

Leviathan slithers into a plush robe and towards Lee. “Walk with me.”

[your-favorite-spyho]

Ernest delivers a dark green gift box with purple lining.

“Boss lady-man said ta give this to you.”

Inside is a pager and it begins going off as soon as Lee opens the box.

(( @theleviafun ))

Lee's eyes round as plates at first as he thinks that he received and accidentally activated the bomb inside. He shrieks and throws the box away at first, then immediately realizes what happened and cringes at his unmanly behavior. He quickly picks up the box and squints at it.

De fuck's dat? -🍬

[theleviafun]

Ernest flashes his leather belt with extra holes. It has an assortment of keys, a tape measure and a pager that matches Lee’s.

“Boss calls us with these now. Tryin’ something new.” He shrugs. “I guess they saw it on a tv show.”

“Anyways, big sound means boss wants you to come in… immediately.”

[your-favorite-spyho]

Lee rolls his eyes.

What da hell didn't she like about phones? Wouldn't consider good ol' Voxxy a real threat for a Deadly Sin. -🍬

He grumbles a bit more before opening the portal back to the Envy Ring using Adina's crystal.

[theleviafun]

“Oh good! Lee, does this dress make me look fat?” Mal takes the opportunity to immediately bombard him upon entry.

Vi beams with excitement at the return of her pet.

“Oh Lee! Let me look at you..” she rips away from the seamstresses causing Mal to get poked with a pin. “Ahhk-“



[your-favorite-spyho]

Ernest delivers a dark green gift box with purple lining.

“Boss lady-man said ta give this to you.”

Inside is a pager and it begins going off as soon as Lee opens the box.

(( @theleviafun ))

Lee's eyes round as plates at first as he thinks that he received and accidentally activated the bomb inside. He shrieks and throws the box away at first, then immediately realizes what happened and cringes at his unmanly behavior. He quickly picks up the box and squints at it.

De fuck's dat? -🍬

[theleviafun]

Ernest flashes his leather belt with extra holes. It has an assortment of keys, a tape measure and a pager that matches Lee’s.

“Boss calls us with these now. Tryin’ something new.” He shrugs. “I guess they saw it on a tv show.”

“Anyways, big sound means boss wants you to come in… immediately.”

[theleviafun]

(( @joy-eris-joy art credit))

[theleviafun]

How are you doing?

Vi looks around suspiciously “Why? What are people saying? Are they talking about me again?” She frantically spits out her nervous line of questions as she slowly retreats behind Mal.

“We’re great if anyone’s asking.” Mal smiles Aa she lies between her pointed teeth.

[your-favorite-spyho]

“So.. How goes the rat hunt?”

(( @theleviafun ))

Welp, wasn't really hard even with mah allergy. Tell me, why are you even afraid of dese little creatures? -🍬

[theleviafun]

Mal squints at VI’s pet.

‘They’ll surely use this information against us.’

“Perhaps a story for another time. Does this mean the place is officially rat free??”

(( @your-favorite-spyho ))

[your-favorite-spyho]

Yeah. They're all in a cage in mah room right now. I mean, in a hotel room, not here.

He decided to clarify before Mal and Vi could react and freak out.

Gonna bring 'em to da Heaven's zoo tomorrow. -🍬

[theleviafun]

Vi goes through several stages of grief. Not Mal. She goes straight to anger.

“I thought I said to kill them.”

“With a hammer?”

They blink simultaneously at Lee thinking ‘how could I be any less clear?’

(( @your-favorite-spyho ))

[your-favorite-spyho]

Lee laughs nervously and looks away, scratching the back of his neck.

I, uh... may or may not have a soft spot for rodents. But heyyy they're already out of da Envy Ring, aren't they? -🍬

[theleviafun]

“Are they?”

“Well now we have to check your room.” Mal huffs.

“Actually. We can all go. Karen!”

Karen walks out of a nearby doorway with a can of hairspray and a lighter.

“If your room gets set ablaze, it’s on you.” Mal pokes her long claw into Lee’s chest. Vi pouts but doesn’t dare argue.

“Lead the way.”

[your-favorite-spyho]

Sheesh! Ya can't just come to Princess' hotel and ruin her property, ya know? Not to mention dat Lucifer's in dere to kick both of our asses if anything like dat happens. So calm down and leave da lighter here.

He creates a portal that leads to the hotel lobby.

After you. -🍬

[theleviafun]

“Fine.” Mal grits through her teeth.

“Bring the hammer.” Vi whispers to Karen over their shoulder.

[your-favorite-spyho]

They all pass through the portal and Lee immediately notices Angel sitting on the couch right in front of them. Damn it. He doesn't want to waste time explaining what the hell the Deadly Sin is doing here, so he mumbles "hi", grabs Levi's hand and quickly leads them to his room.

At least try not to kill 'em, kay? These are just animals. -🍬

[theleviafun]

Mal begins going feral pulling towards Angel Dust, recognizing the shit from the Envy Masquerade ball rubber chicken incident.

Vi freezes in fear from the rats and Karen starts running toward the rats with the large hammer, preparing to play wack-a-rat in Lee’s bedroom.

“You open the cage and I’ll smack em with the hammer.” Karen smiles.

(( @the-porn-demon ))

[the-porn-demon]

Uhhhh… Not to get in the way of whatever freak shit y’all have going on but uh… Have you considered that maybe killin’ rats in a hotel with plastic tubes for them to run around in is a little… well, fuckin’ stupid? Angel leans against the back of the couch watching the entire scene go down.

He raises a brow as he looks at the weird slug bitch with a hammer, suddenly recognizing her. Hey wait a minute, aren’t you the weird DJ from the Envy thing? Uhh, DJ Slime or whatever?

[theleviafun]

“Plastic.. tubes?”

“You mean they’re in the walls here too?” Vi and Mal look at each other, then begin scanning the room frantically.

“Aren’t you the bitch from the rubber chicken room?” Karen says sharply.

“Focus Karen!”

[your-favorite-spyho]

Lee rolls his eyes watching Levi and Karen being really weird about rats.

Guess it's time for me to finally take 'em to Heaven. Chat with Angel while I'm out. -🍬

He lifts the box with his four hands and disappears in the portal.

[theleviafun]

Karen looks from the hammer, then back to Angel Dust. “You know, we’re already here.. and I brought my hammer…”

Mal starts nodding as they both slowly step toward the spider demon. Vi looks like she’s trying to catch up to whatever Karen is trying to say.

(( @the-porn-demon ))

[the-porn-demon]

Come any closer and I’ll call Niffty. Bitch killed the first man and recently stabbed an overlord, trust me, if anyone can handle a sin, it’s that bitch.

Angel rolled his eyes and pushed off the couch, casually strolling around it before sinking into the cushions.

Besides, I’m filled with baby spiders, if you crush me they’ll all just come spilling out. It’s like uhhh… a sinner power or whateveh’.

[theleviafun]

Mal squints. ‘The lanky one lies’ she thinks to herself.

Vi shakes her head. “We’re good.”

Karen considers doing it anyways. “Only one way to find out.” She charges full speed ((which is not very fast…)) with her hammer pulled back ready to strike.

Mal smiles.

[the-porn-demon]

NIFFTY!

(( @maidniffty ))

[maidniffty]

Niffty popped her head out from under the couch, her hair a little disheveled but her energy as high as ever, completely abandoning whatever she’d been up to under there. Without missing a beat, she darted up Karen like a hyperactive squirrel, completely ignoring any attempts to remove her.

"Hi, I’m Niffty!" she chirped. "I gotta say, you’re kinda dirty, huh? Not that I wanna be rude, but—ooh, is that a crumb?!" She rambled on, her eye scanning Karen from head to toe, inspecting every inch as if it was her personal mission.

She took a quick breath, only to spot Leviathan. With a burst of excitement, she launched herself off of Karen, using her like a springboard to grab onto Leviathan’s knee. Letting out an overly enthusiastic giggle, she scrambled up until she was perched at the junction where their heads met.

"Why do you have two heads?" she asked, utterly tactless as she swung her gaze back and forth between the two, a feat made more complicated by her current position.

(( @theleviafun ))

[theleviafun]

Vi looks dazed as Mal snaps. “Hell no. You can make fun of my lesser half but DON’T..” Mal’s eyes glow green as she bares her teeth. “fuck with Karen.”

Vi looks over to see Karen lying on the floor. Her slime puddling and matting the carpet of Lee’s room. (( I imagine this will not come out and absolutely has a smell hehe ))

Similar to certain insects on earth, some of the creatures of Hell, specifically the colorful ones, possess an aposematic quality. Mal speculates that she will taste like bugs while Vi considers how to diffuse the situation, still violently aware of the potential for more rats.

“Tell you what, if the spider freak apologizes, I’ll convince Mal here not to bite the little bugs head off.” Vi sets Nifty on the ground while Mal foams at the mouth in rage, eyes still glowing.

“Deal?”

(( @the-porn-demon ))

[the-porn-demon]

Hmm… you know, part of me wants to see what all she can do to a sin. Really push the limits on all that.

It starts with sorry.

He sighed and pushed himself up. But I guess, since I’m on the path of redemption and all that. I’m sorry for calling our most violent and deadly killer on you. It’s really not fair to you that I potentially set you up against someone who could easily turn seven deadly sins into six.

[theleviafun]

Leviathan looks at the spider demon, listening to their half hearted apology.

“That’s sweet, but I meant for the rubber room.” Vi’s eyes narrow. “I don’t think you fully understand the importance of that room. Perhaps, you need to understand my pain in order to find a genuine apology within yourself.”

Leviathan crosses the distance between the two in a swift motion. Mal sits nose to nose with Angel Dust. “A pig?”

Vi chuckles. “Karen, find the pi-”

Vi is cut off as the two watch a rat scamper across the floor. Leviathan hurdles themself across the bedroom and jump on Lee’s bed.

“Kill it!”

[the-porn-demon]

Oh hell no! He’s got a top hat! Thats fucking McCheesings! Angel ran to catch the little—well, actually not little, Righty really needed to put this bitch on a diet—rat and put it back in its tube system before Leviathan became Fallen Exorcist bait.

There was a scuffle, long legs and four spindly arms swinging madly to avoid Karen’s hammer, Niffty’s... everything, and capture the rat. His body launched into the crevice below Lee’s bed and grabbed blindly in the dark, fearing what might be about to appear behind him at any second. His hands grasped around it his other two pushed him out of the hole and off the ground before he just started running, hoping to find a plastic tube before Leviathan found him.

Keep the rats safe Niffty! Do whatever you’ve gotta do!

Probably not the best advice, but, eh, Leviathan could probably handle her.

[theleviafun]

Karen begins losing interest in the debacle as she realizes her chances of smashing things with a hammer are lessening as time passes. She looks around squinting over the glasses and settles on a nearby bookshelf.

*WHACK* The bookshelf folds in on itself.

“KAREN. Focus.”

“What? I brought the hammer all this way… might as well use it.” She rolls her eyes as Leviathan steps down from the bed.

Mal leers at Angel Dust over her snout.

“When I reprimand Lee for this incident and they wonder why I am being so cruel, I will tell him you’re to blame.” She foams at the mouth with rage when she realizes the rats have all scurried beyond her or Karen’s reach. Leviathan seethes and begins to plot a long and painful revenge, for this, the disrespect and most of all, for the rubber room.

[eethok]

man i love fishing