LaLaLand

Jayme. 28. I don’t live in Cali, a dude just called my house lalaland once and I was into it.

[thelovelyjayme]

I like this one ♥️

[thelovelyjayme]

[thelovelyjayme]

It’s been a while.... let me share

[thelovelyjayme]

I don’t see you in no Dior and that don’t sit right with me

You are welcome to change that baby 🥰

[thelovelyjayme]

None of your old hoes miss you

1. You sound like one of my old hoes.

2. Good thing I’ve got a fresh batch.

[thelovelyjayme]

U was with a white dude 3 months ago 🤔

As a matter of fact I was... How’d you know 💀

[thewave]

Dusk on the beach✨

Source

[thelovelyjayme]

I got a pedi last night y’all ☺️

[kicsistacey]

[thelovelyjayme]

one of y'all gotta be ready to have a baby with me by now 

[jupiterlicivciv]

[thelovelyjayme]

I deserve to be somewhere peaceful like this

[thelovelyjayme]

Wow you are pretty

Thank you thank you 

[thelovelyjayme]

Women shoot their shot by replying “Where’s this at??” to your story with food

Im being attacked. Someone come help me. 

[thelovelyjayme]

1990 was thirty years ago. I was born in 1990. Help me, I’m having an early midlife crisis. I’m too young to be 30. 😭

My 30th is creeping up and Im having this same crisis. BUT I’ve been told our 30′s are as fun as our 20′s but we got money now!

[thelovelyjayme]

If i’m dating someone for 9 years with no ring it’s because i’m hostage so please rescue me

This is a fact. Same goes for me!

[thelovelyjayme]

Do you have a man

I do not.

[thelovelyjayme]

Are you really half Puerto Rican? Cause you're definitely making me a Proud Puerto Rican everytime I see you succeed :D

Not half, but yes I’m Puerto Rican.

And thank you but I really don’t be doin shit.

[houseofjonn]

[impatient14]

Golden Girls was more progressive decades ago than half of America now.

[dickcasso]

This show is a fucking goat