mad as a hatter;

Mads Hatter, of course. Dancer at the Red Heart. If you don't know me, then you don't pay much attention; I'm the one with the hat.

[victoria-adler-deactivated20140]

Cut ‘em before the game gets too tough, huh? Yeah, you actually can.

You ready to get out of here?

[themads-hatter]

Most definitely, to them both.

[angclfire]

Of course not, I’m sure Dominic would be up for a race.

I got high once and thought I was flying on a bed of clouds. I jumped out of a car and ended up in hospital for a week. Word of advice, don’t take shrooms and then go on a road trip.

[themads-hatter]

Excellent.

That's the slight problem with the clouds, you run the risk of oddly forgetting where you are. I will gladly take that advice, though it sounds rather.. fun.

[tylerofspades-blog]

Would you prefer the even seedier, even less palatable Wonderland instead?

[themads-hatter]

Yes, in fact, I would.

[angclfire]

You know it. I got a porche out of it too, that’ll be fun for street racing.

They’re practically like a halo for you, I can almost see them circling around your head.

[themads-hatter]

Don't hesitate to come and find me.

How jolly it would be to have my head in the clouds quite literally.

[tylerofspades-blog]

I did think it was exceedingly clever of me, yes, thank you for noticing. Would you have preferred to be the caterpillar with the pillbox hat instead?

[themads-hatter]

This hypothetical world of Gotham is boring me now.

[angclfire]

Quite ironic too seeing as I think I broke this guy’s heart as well as his bank account.

You wouldn’t be you if it didn’t happen though and a different Mads would be way too weird.

[themads-hatter]

Cunning, Cate, how like you.

That's why I mentioned the word 'if'. I couldn't be without the clouds on occasion.

[angclfire]

I was saying that Paris was amazing, but it’s great to be back.

One day we’ll actually have a conversation without you going into dreamland.

[themads-hatter]

Ah, the city of love, how oddly romantic.

We can try, I suppose succeeding at it is something we'll see happen if we get there.

[brooke-lawson]

Mads..

I was just saying that we should maybe go drinking and dancing tonight. You in?

[themads-hatter]

Sure, completely. It's been a little while since I've been out.

[tylerofspades-blog]

I’m surprised you’ve got to ask. You’re the Mad Hatter.

[themads-hatter]

How original of you.

[victoria-adler-deactivated20140]

Hmm, please tell me where you find the smart ones, cause I’m incredibly lost. That was clever, Mads. 

[themads-hatter]

I don't, I haven't listened to them long enough to decide. It was? How odd. It's good you enjoyed it, though. You can picture it.

[hale-effy]

God Mads pay attention will you? Where is your head?

Rebecca is helping me redesign my apartment and I’m really excited about it. 

[themads-hatter]

It was high up in the clouds amongst the birds, but now it's back down.

How are you going to have it?

[victoria-adler-deactivated20140]

Any woman can deal with a man, they’re idiots. You have to admit, that has a ring to it.

[themads-hatter]

Not every man, though every good story turns around eventually. A very nice ring, of course. Very shiny, with multiple diamonds.

[victoria-adler-deactivated20140]

Well, the men could be too demanding and such, but I digress. Right, besides trouble in somewhat my middle name, darling.

[themads-hatter]

Entirely, though I can deal with those easily.  Why, Victoria Trouble Adler, how impossibly convenient.

[tylerofspades-blog]

Is this a conversation or a Russian nesting doll? I wouldn’t put too much stock in my fabled hidden meanings. Maybe all I’ve got to say is that… I’m Batman.

[themads-hatter]

You overestimate how important I believe this meaning may be. If you're to be Batman, who do you propose I am?

[victoria-adler-deactivated20140]

Yes, you’re flawless darling, don’t let no one tell you otherwise. Then trouble it is, I’m not picky.

[themads-hatter]

I do realise how some think that. Otherwise why would I love my work? Precisely, a little trouble here and there should keep us fairly satisfied.

[victoria-adler-deactivated20140]

Point taken.

How about we just spread our sexiness all over London, and hope we don’t get in too much trouble?

[themads-hatter]

Our sexiness? Perhaps. Though trouble sounds all too intriguing.

[tylerofspades-blog]

Then, that depends entirely on what kind of meaning you think I’m concealing.

[themads-hatter]

What do you think I think you're concealing?