I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable

[latex-salesman]

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

Ok i’m having fun

[slaygoodman]

my new favourite thing in the world is people taking those shitty memes from r/animememes and replacing the anime girls with a picture of Mike Ehrmentraut

[slaygoodman]

favourite ones so far

[bliplife]

this one also

[2mood]

Its a Tumblr blunt. Pass it on. Dont mess up the rotation B

[qats]

so a 90’s computer hacker was at walmart today

[mfluder-blog]

everything i have ever needed

[ding-dong-big-schlong]

The outfit is giving me Neo but the hair is giving me Spike

[sewerslurper]

This got me fucked up

[bradventuretime]

The funniest thing is Oblivion is widely remembered for being unable to create decent looking faces. The fact that this is so amazingly accurate… Just what IS Ted Cruz?

[syphilisaurus-rex]

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

[pretty-loathsome-deactivated201]

[night-dawn-day]

ALIEN (1979) dir. Ridley Scott

[anarch0possum]

thats a really fucked up alien

[ruinedchildhood]

[thingsfromthedirt]

[chrliekclly]

[theclashofqueens]

People linked by destiny will always find each other.

[frodo-sam]

[animusrox]

But a kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it. Batman Returns

[cakejam]