Who's been touchin' my materia?

I am the champion of Earth and sky. I am the --c o n q u e r o r-- of Evil The single white rose of Wutai. Yuffie Kisaragi. [ RP blog for Yuffie Kisaragi of Final Fantasy VII. Please read the side links before interacting! None of the art on this blog is mine unless specified. ]

[themateriahunter]

“Can’t keep down a girl like me! Alright, no need ta crowd around, single file, there’s enough awesome ninja for everyone!”

[divine-identite]

"It is not to scare, it is to warn you. You may continue what you please of you own will, but be weary of the consequences."

[themateriahunter]

"Pfft, what are you, a ninety year old? It's stupid to live in the 'what if's' of life --take it as it comes! Consequences are just challenges!"

[capteinoblivious-archive]

Naruto kept looking at her a little more and although she was crying in front of him, he didn’t feel exactly protective. He felt absolutely nothing as the dark haired girl seemed to fight her tears back. Something was just not right, but he thought of playing along either way. Probably the best choice in his and Kurama’s eyes. “Ssssh.” Hands reached out to stroke her cheeks gently with a smile.

She was still so damn cute. “Sure, come on.” He patted her shoulder quickly before starting to walk, waiting for her to skip along.

[themateriahunter]

And skip along she did, wiping her eyes on the back of her hand and chirping right up. Her quickened pace caught up with the blonde in no time and soon she would be walking beside him, hands placed casually behind her head. Time to build more of a rapport before taking him for everything he had. Yes, despite his kindness, Yuffie was that terrible--

"Thanks buddy!" She chirped happily. "My name's Yuffie Kiseragi!" She introduced with a somewhat clumsy spin on her heels. "The greatest ninja to ever live!"

[memesfortheroleplayerssoul-a]

The 12th gif/icon in your folder is your muses reaction to being kissed by a random stranger

[themateriahunter]

[radiant-reaper-tails-archive]

"Lemme think. I think Zack took Leon off somewhere since the holidays are coming up. And I got teleported into the computer recently on accident."

[themateriahunter]

"Huh, I wondered why I wasn't getting told off for something --but what? Teleported into the computer? Woah, how is it in there?! Leon won't let me but I've been dyin' to try it!"

[radiant-reaper-tails-archive]

"Good to see ya, Yuffie!"

[themateriahunter]

"Hey monkey boy! Alright, c'mon, gimme the dirt, what's been happening around here?"

[themateriahunter]

"So, been a while, huh? Who missed me most~?"

[ahmyhotdog]

{themateriahunter} "I love you!"

"That doesn’t fix anything!" the blond shouted at an excited rate.

[themateriahunter]

"Was anything broken? I'm just sayin' --those were some really good hotdogs, thanks for leavin' them out, buddy!"

[restoredlionheart-blog]

"Hey Leon?" The shinobi jumped through the window --doors were too conventional, it seemed. "I was climbin' your apartment yesterday, don't ask no questions, and I kinda saw into your window --why was Zack, like, sleepin' on top of you?"

Zack? Sleeping on top of him? That didn’t make any-

The colour from Leon’s face immediately drained. Oh Hyne, why couldn’t Yuffie get around the city like a normal person!? ”Cuddling! We were cuddling and Zack kind of pounced on me!” Would she buy that?

[restoredlionheart-blog]

…was she buying it? It seemed like it. Best to roll with it then. “Zack’s a special case, as my lover he’s allowed to hug me. You’ll understand one day.” Please for the love of Hyne and Shiva believe that and drop it. 

"I was just about to make dinner you know."

[themateriahunter]

"Hey, cuddles for one, cuddles for all!" She complained, taking a moment to think on his word choice. You'll understand one day. She had only heard that pertaining to one thing, and oh did she understand that. Thinking back to the compromising position, it wasn't hard to figure the truth. Buuut if it was sensitive enough for Leon play-by-the-book Grumpypants, then it'd be fine to poke at it a little more.

"Nuh-uh, not this time mister. Food can't fix everything y'know?! So c'mon, either you like hugs or ya don't -which is it?"

[restoredlionheart-blog]

"Hey Leon?" The shinobi jumped through the window --doors were too conventional, it seemed. "I was climbin' your apartment yesterday, don't ask no questions, and I kinda saw into your window --why was Zack, like, sleepin' on top of you?"

Zack? Sleeping on top of him? That didn’t make any-

The colour from Leon’s face immediately drained. Oh Hyne, why couldn’t Yuffie get around the city like a normal person!? ”Cuddling! We were cuddling and Zack kind of pounced on me!” Would she buy that?

[themateriahunter]

She would note the sudden facial change, yet before she could comment, his excuse had brought a pout to her features. "Cuddling? You don't let me cuddle you at all --let alone like that." She huffed, arms folding about her as she remained affront the brunette. She wasn't letting it go that easily.

[themateriahunter]

"Well, I’m still here, ain’t I? Happy, healthy, and with tons of neat-o stuff~! What’ve you got, Mr. Play-By-The-Book?”

[divine-identite]

"You believe having many things will and abiding by terms will save you? Only a fool, ignorant will forget,  the tiding of  fortune will come full circle into  misfortune that will follow you."

[themateriahunter]

"Sorry buddy, but if that's s'posed to scare me off what I do, it ain't working. I haven't had one bit of misfortune since I started commandeering people's things, and it ain't about to start. Sheesh, what's your problem anyways?"

[thecrimsoneyedturk-blog]

"You don’t look like /any/ woman I’ve ever seen.  Then again, a brat like you wouldn’t be into that sort of thing."

[themateriahunter]

"I see what's happening here --you're tryin' to use reverse psychology to get me to show you the goods? Sorry pervert, these are for VIP's only~"

[radiant-reaper-tails-archive]

★

"Yuffie, why…." Zidane whined as she was carrying him back into the city, "I said I could walk…"

[radiant-reaper-tails-archive]

"I’m not going to call you my babysitter, but I won’t say anything about what happened. I already feel dumb enough that I got hurt like that." Zidane replied.

[themateriahunter]

"Well, it was pretty dumb..." She threw back over her shoulder as she began to approach the residential area of Radiant Garden. "I mean, it's not like I needed protectin' or anything, y'know? I may be a princess, but I can take care of myself without a shining white knight."

[radiant-reaper-tails-archive]

★

"Yuffie, why…." Zidane whined as she was carrying him back into the city, "I said I could walk…"

[radiant-reaper-tails-archive]

"Fiiiiine…" He grumbled a bit, as he slumped against her since it was obvious she wasn’t gonna put him down. "If Zack or Leon find me like this, they are going to throw a fit…"

[themateriahunter]

Aha, a victory for the little shinobi. She would have twirled in celebration of Zidane's defeatism if he hadn't been on her back. "That's why we're goin' to my place, gettin' you patched up and putting you back good as new before they even notice! And if anyone asks, I was a wonderful babysitter, kay?" Not that she was the one doing the babysitting.

[radiant-reaper-tails-archive]

★

"Yuffie, why…." Zidane whined as she was carrying him back into the city, "I said I could walk…"

[themateriahunter]

"And I said that you ain't slowin' me down! I said I'd look after you so I'm gonna do it! No arguments, mister!"

[divine-identite]

"You seem quite certain of this."

[themateriahunter]

"Well, I'm still here, ain't I? Happy, healthy, and with tons of neat-o stuff~! What've you got, Mr. Play-By-The-Book?"

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[themateriahunter]

"----You had your chance once already."