Thoughtless, dimwitted but insightful

I am Jay 31, Here our my throughts, opions and also stuff that makes me go ohhhh

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Give this a try out #MadeWithFly

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Voldemort’s Assistant Kevin and the Goblet of Dumb Plans

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Voldemort’s Assistant, Kevin

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Yeah I guess he didn't think it through. Should have used Kevin

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Just laying in bed

Came up to bed, watched a documentary about a fruit and veg wholesalers. Now I am laying here thinking about my wife's arse. I am one lucky guy.

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What a day!!!

Now that header is not as bad as it sounds. In fact today has been a great day to end a really shitty month. I was lucky to have a nice sleep in, I was greeted this morning with smiles from both my beautiful wife and my awesome lad to, was able to see Liverpool win 3 nil and have a brilliant Sunday dinner too. After this we all got dressed and headed our way to the Rhyl air show. My lad is really into cars and planes so it was a must we took him to see this as the red arrows was in town. Got to say it was a fantastic show my lad was beeming ear to ear seeing them and he has a toy of a red arrow so to see it in flight was in his words "wow pretty awesome". After this and a nice traffic Jam we decided to get some chips. We decided to eat them on the beech near our house. It was starting to get dark but for those 15 minutes of us sitting there was blissful and it topped of a perfect day to end a shitty month in the right way.

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This is the best Simpson video ever

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This is the best Simpson video ever

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This is my Boy his name is Jack he was born on the 13/11/11 and was 7ibs 5oz. I have watched him grow up from a little baby to a little dude, I have seen him turn over for the first time, to crawl and then taking his first steps. I have seen him when he is poorly and when he is back to his normal happy self. Recently thou we have seen my little boy getting a little bit annoyed with him self and sometimes very worked up. He can count to twenty, knows colours and some shapes but one thing is just general communication he doesn't normally asks for things but when he does he tries to take you to the kitchen and point. Me and my wife have been trying to get him to say cookie or biscuit if that what he wants but this ends up with Jack being unhappy as sometimes he can't say it. It has become a bit more noticeable in the last few weeks he doesn't know how to communicate more than other kids his age. I think also Jack has noticed this as well just the other day he woke up very upset from a little nap (we really had a good day in the park and walking about) and you could see he really wanted to tell me and my wife what was up but couldn't. This upset him even further to a point where he did say something but it was very bambled with a quick expression with his hands. It was nice to see he tried to say something but upsetting at the same time, as he really wanted to tell us what has upset him even if it was a bad dream or if it is dry mouth. We are hoping for Jack to see a speech theosophist soon which will help and we are doing stuff at home. We make sure we talk to him every day or repeat words hoping for the same response and today we had a break through where i got a yes a cookie please, with choice of the red ones please as well. Massive steps and that brought a massive smile to my face. Another thing i love him saying when i put him to bed 'night night see you soon' when he is going to sleep.

When it comes to my lad i couldn't care if he has trouble in communicating i love him so much. He inspires me everyday, he is my best mate and i know when he grows up he is going to be a very cheeky lad who will have a love of life. He is going to be tall and have such a warped sense of humour thanks to me and his mum (we're sorry matey) but Jack is going to be and always will be my little lad even when i taking him for his first pint or shaking his hand when he gets married. The moment i laid my eyes on you for the first time, i was proud then and even more proud now. I love you Jack

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What a frigging week

Well this was ment to be the week I eased my way in to a lovely week off work. So it started on Monday with my alarm going off at the wrong time ahhhh crap I have overslept. Lucky my wife is bloody awesome I was able to get a lift in. So it was nice getting in earlier than normal. So I thought ok little blip that nothing, then I finish early and get home. Ok let's get the bills paid, go to do it, all the details are in and away I go, so but your payment had failed hmmm that's odd. No online banking nothing after a couple of calls find out my card has been blocked. Little worried now this is not right what is going down here thinking has there been fraud on it or wait I second it has been used a lot so may have stopped it coz of that. Well then it was like we'll Mr Rimmer your account is getting closed you have to take all your money out of your account. Wait a second that's not right why? Well because we are going to set up an agreement with your wife we need to close your account. Ok I understand that part but you have not informed me at all. So on to the complaints department. To be told what would you like me to do with your complaint. Wow (the actual words that came out of my mouth), so in my haste yes I was a little angry but fuck me the guy I was speaking to had his mind made up yes we have sent out letters to you. My response was a true one. I haven't had any letters if I had any letters wouldn't you as a bank had notification of me switching considering my wages went in that day goes to show that any notification I hadn't received he was not going to give up the fact that I have not received these letters. I get all my other post ok, I even put it to him don't you think you would have got a call from me sooner if I did. To a response we sent out two sets of letters. I even asked for the contents of the letters which was refused, my back is right up now, they are still going to cancel the account and I have 48 hours basically to make sure there is not funds in the account. Then to really top it off I get right at the end is there anything else I can do to help you with? That was the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life I couldn't help but laugh down the phone, the guy couldn't give a shit really. There was no Ohhh I can see what your saying and it is a good point why would someone who has 'been' told that there account is closing not switch over. Has he actually had these letters but no it was like yeah that's it be gone. So I am now without a bank a free transfer so I have to spend some of my time that I have earmarked for my family is now gone. Thank you Natwest. I will enjoy making my compliant further, I also hope that one day the guy who I spoke to last never has the same problems with not getting any fake letters too.

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Sleepie time

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I will be back soon, love you San Fran

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There is nothing better than on a hot day sipping on one of these bad boys, knowing it could be the start of a good night that might be forgotten. So the next time I seen one of these it will be in my hand and then slowly moving to my mouth, My lips touch the tip of the glass, I can feel the cold teasing my lips. OK I best stop there I am not an alcoholic honest lol

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Every Monday (unless it is booked off) I wake up and make my foot steps to the working world, I hate Mondays like pretty much everyone who has to get up and make the trip they now know like the back of there hand and like this morning I got up to make that trip. This got me thinking why I do it. Well money comes to mind straight away this is needed for basically living, I then started thinking more into this I don't think it is that what gets me up is the two people above my wife and my lad. I know in my head that if I put the shift in when I get home I will be greeted by both of them with the biggest smile and kisses. I do it for the weekends and the days off knowing that when it is us three we will laugh, run about, cry (coz there is no biscuits left). That is why I do it knowing my wife is there with love and my son who looks up to me for being his dad for that I couldn't ask for anything more. carmelchameleon

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What sundays are for?

Well everyone I think has a perfect Sunday, from doing the simple things of not doing a lot or just doing a garden, washing the car, maybe even tidying up the house.

Well my perfect Sunday involves getting up, a little early than normal to get to the shop to buy the Sunday papers. coming back having a cup of coffee whilst reading the paper in bed. After this jump in the shower sort myself out, then off to the pub for drinks and a Sunday roast.

It does not sound like much but for me that is a perfect day.

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WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

My Earliest  human memory was in 1988 that was a great xmas

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How things can change.

This is a little bit more personal for me, don't normally post personal stuff on any twitter, Facebook or on Tumblr but I think I will, the last 12 months money wise has been very tough, there has been months where just living on the bread line has not even been a option, bills have been juggled and put off. But after all the turmoil, as a family we have come through it even stronger. Plans have been set now and we can start looking forward, it is a great feeling really and i can't wait to set these plans in motion now.

I was very close today to ordering a new sofa but only the £50 delivery charge was the only put off, but hey its something that can wait until the end of the month.