THE NEW KINGS OF BEANS

We're a nonbinary-ish critter with autism, and an unhealthy amount of random fandoms ^_^ 💗💜💙 Any pronouns except she!! We're a mixed origin system!! :D Pronouns: they/them Our beloved psys is @divinitycallschoir 💕 and our Banner is our kitties, Remus and Sirius :D

[themockingbirdnebula]

intro post (finally)

Hi!! We're the Mockingbird Nebula and The New King of Beans and this is our main blog!!

We are bodily a minor, so act accordingly.

No dni, we block freely! We're also extremely pro endo & pro willo :)

Feel free to ask for pronouns, but we use any pronouns collectively(except she, but some headmates do), even if we individually use alternate ones. ( Same goes for names too, since we all use Mockingbird/Bird but prefer our individual ones be used)

We have a small collection of genders and xenogenders, some of which are ferveiley, neurogender, disemutogender, episodegender, + some other variety of Not Girl (+whatever the xenogender that is influenced by poor mental health), we are also a demiaroace biromantic + monoabroronantic ^_^

We're a mixed origin system!! We feel very comfortable with being plural and love it!

Our wonderful partner system is @/divinitycallschoir <33

Link to our pronouns page: https://en.pronouns.page/@Mockingbirdsys

List of former Tumblr tags/usernames:

@/i-am-a-fox

@/themockingbirdsystem

[solargeist]

punching a guy to death in a cactus ring could be considered gay sex

[polyfrag-culture-is]

polyfrag culture is 100 fragments introjecting at once

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[nonhuman-plural-culture-is]

nonhuman plural culture is moving one of your feet/ankles really fast when you’re angry since the body doesn’t have a tail

This is nonhuman plural culture! Improvisations must be made... /silly

[themockingbirdnebula]

And now for everyone's (least) favorite game...

AM I HOST OR AM I JUST FRONTSTUCK??

[crashbandacoochie]

fyi if we’re mutuals you have full consent to be as feral as you want in asks and dms

[the-canis-major]

Please

[ratunderscoreegg]

literally do anything I have no standards and will just block if I please please talk to me

[mama-mozzarella-deactivated2024]

Introducing yourself to people is so embarrassing. Like hey this is my stupid fucking name, I enjoy exactly 3 things, and am clearly anxious. please don't immediately hate me

[metalgeara-10ciiscorpionhmcs]

I love seeing list memes where someone makes a "le cool people vs le cringe" and they obviously skew it so they barely scrape by into the cool kids club

[metalgeara-10ciiscorpionhmcs]

You just KNOW this dudes 5'11"

[inbabylontheywept]

I'm 5'11, but in most casual conversations I'll say I'm 5'9. I do this purely for the chaos that it creates. Because everyone assumes that men only exaggerate their height up, it makes me look like the only person honestly describing their height and thus knocks at least 2 inches off everyone else's description. The panic that the 6'1 guys feel at the thought of being described as 5'11 is hard to understate. I have had people run back to their cars to grab tape measures. If I could get away with describing myself as 4'6 I would.

[loth-catgirl]

you are the diametrical opposite of the aforementioned guy. you are a demigod walking among mortals

[thevoillohiarchive]

one thing about being polyfragmented that I don’t necessarily dislike, per se, but is something that’s very hard to talk about due to people’s reactions:

almost EVERYTHING we’ve interacted with, we have introjects from.

like having introjects niche fandoms is hard enough, but that’s not even the whole scope here. we have factives of random bloggers we follow. factives of people we’ve never even had a conversation with, and more often they aren’t even ‘popular’.

same goes for fictives, too - we have a lot of fictives of people’s ocs. not popular ocs, mind you, the ones that people just post on their blog occasionally. we have fictives of people’s ocs that only have one or two drawings to their name. sometimes we scroll toyhouse and get fictives from there.

this isn’t necessarily bad, at least for us - gaining new members isn’t painful - but. it gets to a point, yknow? We dont feel like we can talk about it. More often than not people get Really Weird about factives of themselves or fictives of their characters. All this fear about it would go away very fast if they didn’t do that! We can’t control it!

essentially: if you don’t want fictives from your work, don’t post it

[rambleyz]

YES YES YES FUCKING EXACTLY. we have introjects of our special interests, of interests we havent interacted with in years, of old friends, of a blogger we liked the writings of, of a youtuber, probably of animals too, of random fucking ocs people had, AND LIKE GODD IT WOULDNT BE SO BAD IF PEOPLE DIDNT FUCKING JUDGE. if people didnt fucking know, either. if you ARE from something popular its like showing your tummy to say your fucking name because PEOPLE FUCKIN KNOW YOUR PAST and its aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaURRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!! its frustrating !!!!!!!!!!!! we cant control our spliting and while its maybe not as frequent as polyfragmented system we are still a LARGE LOW SPLIT TOLERENCE INTROJECT HEAVY SYSTEM and god fucking damn!!!!!!!!! does the social effects of EXISTING hurt like hell for no reason ;;;;;;-;

doubly agree on 'if you dont want fictives of your work, dont post it' because god damn, brains dont care for social norms ok?? and also that goes for fictionkin too, mentioning because some of us are fuckin both and its uUUUGHHH

[the-girl-whos-waiting-96]

Bloodymary Trolleyoperators nation let me hit you with this, I know we all love the swap au where Simon and Grace swap but what if a swapped au where:

Simon sends Ava down into the blood ocean, Grace has to send Stratt up into space. The circumstances for both can be played with / changed. Somehow both ships still end up meeting through wormholes or whatever other means we already have them meet in fanworks

Walk with me on this one besties, lets get crazy with our barbies.

[cerleansky]

The legacies people leave behind in you.

My handwriting is the same style as the teacher’s who I had when I was nine. I’m now twenty one and he’s been dead eight years but my i’s still curve the same way as his.

I watched the last season of a TV show recently but I started it with my friend in high school. We haven’t spoken in four years.

I make lentil soup through the recipe my gran gave me.

I curl my hair the way my best friend showed me.

I learned to love books because my father loved them first.

How terrifying, how excruciatingly painful to acknowledge this. That I am a jigsaw puzzle of everyone I have briefly known and loved. I carry them on with me even if I don’t know it. How beautiful.

[speaklavenderthoughts-deactivat]

absolutely obsessed with these tags

[themockingbirdnebula]

Indoctrination

[kevytmaitohorsma]

Reblog this photo of a käpylehmä to have a käpylehmä in your blog

It's a trick! If you reblog you get TWO käpylehmäs in your blog!

[kevytmaitohorsma]

They're traditional Finnish toys, little cows made out of spruce cones, on their way to see the world from one tumblr blog to another

[themockingbirdnebula]

"Do you cry?"

..... I don't even know anymore. I feel like I am, but theres nothing happening. It's just sadness and the feeling of tears coming to the surface but it just never spills over.

My body won't fucking let me. :/

[themockingbirdnebula]

*randomly feels rlly fem*

*dysphoria*

[themockingbirdnebula]

When you mentally prepare yourself for a very particular kind of food and expect this food but then you can't make it cuz you don't have the ingredients?? So your dad tells you to just make something else??? BUT LIKE??? CMON???? I MENTALLY PREPARED MYSELF???? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?????? VOMIT??? :( imma go cry now cuz my brain doesn't want me to eat anything but avocado-related foods even though I could easily make a turkey sandwich and would lowk love one but nope apparently not :(

[themockingbirdnebula]

Conversation with my father ehehehe I'm hilarious trust