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katey, 21 mostly I watch an embarrassing amount of Glee and don’t leave the house, then I blog about it*p>

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...that in view of the labors of Fartov and Belcher

I hope this is because Beckett isn’t above the hilarity of bodily functions, because I just cracked up for a good two minutes trying to read Lucky’s speech

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I was base enough today to draw this dead gull for you

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kindly GTFO of my srs theatre wikipedia research, Doctor Who fandom

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In the last two weeks I've suffered a rib contusion falling over ice skating, nausea from painkillers, jaw tension/spasms from anti-nausea pills; and lived all my nightmares when I chipped a tooth and split my chin fainting on the weekend. If the tooth eventually needs a root canal, the worst part of this whole ordeal will still be the Coldplay concert DVD I was subjected to in the dental chair when it was being patched up

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Do I carve Gourdon Ramsay, Al Gourd or Gourd Vidal for a pumpkin carving competition at work?

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had to kill a lobster at work last night :'( goodnight sweet pincer

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bought my first full time fancy knife yesterday and had to stop myself from pulling some of these ones out in the store.

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Here are some photos that sort of kind of prove I've been too busy going to chef school and making out with a babe to blog.

Not pictured: the several seasons of Pretty Little Liars (poor man's gossip girl) I have watched. 

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dw internet I'm sure you'll like new arrested development once people start writing articles explaining the jokes

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Colonel Mustard, in the dining room, with the vacuum cleaner. Classic hooverdunit

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despite the ill fitting blazer I am reasonably pleased with my op shop party outfit

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just got my acceptance call from culinary school. cool.

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so I guess getting married is now a thing I want to do

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On a date w/ a boy and he made me a circuit in exchange for a cupcake and I thought it was dating chicken but HE ACTUALLY DID and so did I but I hid it via mother's day

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I made excellent hummus and now Dad is watching that Zohan movie someone needs to teach him about positive reinforcement

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boy I sure hope star wars doesn't ruin disney

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i give it three months before this kid talking loudly at the bus stop about how he's going to wear a blazer/vest with jeans and his fancy shoes for a presentation, accuses the girl he's with of friendzoning. Venting thru blogging to stop myself asking what colour fedora he plans to wear to the cool party next week