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this is just what i do with my time now
@thenaivestatice pls
Ajjabhggy SHEEP, CHOKED
if dgs was a lot more popular you’d better believe enoch has the qualities of a tumblr sexyman
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@clearbasemathsheep The prophecy is indeed very close to fulfilling itself, it seems.
Case 2-1, Haori was like
I'm looking... respectfully
[ID Haori's admiring sprite animation. She's giving a sparkly eyed doting look with her hands clasped over her chest. End ID]
Modern AU Case 2-1 where Haori is like... idk, live blogging before her trial. Her last two posts were probably something like:
"my lawyer's kinda cute???"
10 minutes later
"I'M A LESBIAN NOW I CAN'T EXPLAIN BYEEEEE"
Yall remember that pose off Bayonetta had with Joy?
I've been imagining that pose off either happening between Klint and Barok or Kazuma and Barok.
WAIT, OH MY GOD, OUR BRAINCELLS GOT CONNECTED AGAIN!!! SHEEEP, I've been having Bayonetta Asoryuu AU! Brainrot for days iqvavvaggagagayayava Uhqbhq ImPOSsIBLE✨✨✨✨
Yall remember that pose off Bayonetta had with Joy?
I've been imagining that pose off either happening between Klint and Barok or Kazuma and Barok.
Ryuunosuke owns a kitchen gun.
The self control it must take for Ryuunosuke to not remove his arm band, walk across the courtroom and smack tf outta Barok.
he better than me
[ID Enoch's hair, monocle and, golden eyepiece digitally painted over a crying Naomi Campbell. There's bottom text that reads, "[sniffling] you are all so stupid" End ID]
[ID The Edgy-Depressed-Dumbass alignment chart. Enoch's mugshot is stretched across the edgy and depressed columns and down all three (bitch, thot, and bastard) rows. Benjamin's mugshot is under the dumbass column and also stretched down all three rows. End ID]
Iris would be menace in paintball.
Don't deny it.
Enoch, a man who hates the government while participating in government programs for money:
You're ugly, you're disgusting, I'm gonna kill you, give me 200 dollars pounds
I feel like sometimes Kazuma will take Susato to restaurants and he's like, "When we walk into this restaurant, you are twel-" "Paying for my own food." Susato's like, ye lemme stop you right there, my guy... And Kazuma is like, How dare you???
Kaz crying on the inside like, "I... I just wanted to treat you to something... Why are you being so hostile?" And Susato's like "I'm tired of over-priced easy mac. You won't let me get chicken nuggets. Burnt Wonder Bread with American cheese is a 'no.' You-" "Never mind."
He still paid for the food tho.
On the other side of the spectrum-
Whenever- and I mean, WHENEVER someone takes Enoch to a restaurant because bad bitches don't pay for their own meals- it is the same thing, EVERY TIME, without fail. Doesn't matter if it's Connette, Benjamin, Herlock, whoever. It's always, "We're getting the early bird special. When we walk into this restaurant, you are 55!" And Enoch's just like "So long as you're paying."
Mans is like, free food is the same...
breh, When Herlock takes the Baker Gang out to eat???
Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE is twelve but him. Gina, Susato, RYUUNOSUKE, Iris... for some reason, idk- They're all getting the kid's menu.
AND RYUU STILL ENDS UP FOOTING THE BILL SOMEHOW
P.S. - Herlock's reasoning for not claiming he's twelve as well is that a staff member may get concerned a group of small children are dining on their own and attempt to phone their parents. It would blow their cover.
Ryuu would feel less salty about paying the bill if he got to be the adult in this situation.
This man Enoch entered the second stage of grief and stayed in that bitch for 10 years, I-
Everyone's talking about how Barok would be a doting uncle that spoils Iris but can we talk about how Barok is def about to start paying Herlock's rent?
Barok's name is on the lease. It is the only thing he ever has and EVER WILL co-sign.
You know... For Iris's sake.
Enoch, talking about Odie Asman: I could take him
Connette: Oh ho~? On a date right?
Enoch, holding a crossbow:
Connette, distressed: O-on a date right?!
Why is Enoch's waist so fuckin snatched, yo?
[ID Gif of Enoch's shrugging/talking animation. End ID]
no, because i'm like... asking???