[thenatives]

Charlie: *sneezes*

Johnny on the roof: bless you

Charlie: GOD??

[thenatives]

J3T: anyone d-

J-Dog: depressed?

Funny: drained?

Charlie: dumb?

Danny: disliked?

J3T: -done with their work... what's wrong with you people?

[thenatives]

Johnny: I asked Charlie to buy potatoes, and he was hit by a car

Funny: omg what will you do?

Johnny: idk cook rice

[thenatives]

Danny: you really shouldn't be using a straw...

Funny: yeah I know it's bad for environment or whatever

Danny: no, it's just really weird way to eat spaghetti

[shaydayhere]

The fact that Hollywood Undead don’t play We Are live anymore is a crime

[thenatives]

[Johnny is working undercover]

Person: Are you wearing a wiretap?

Charlie in earphone: say no

Johnny: no

Person: no? Then what is the earphone in your ear?

Johnny: I'm listening to music

Person: give me

Charlie in earphone: EVERYWHERE I GO BITCHES ALWAYS KNOW

[thenatives]

Funny: does anyone wanna see a trick?

J-Dog: last time you showed me a trick it took three weeks for my eyebrows to grow back

Funny: ....

Funny: so do you wanna see a trick?

[thenatives]

J3T: I have the best memory. Tell me ONE time I forgot something

Charlie: yesterday. You left me in the parking lot

J3T: that was on purpose. Try again

[thenatives]

Danny: how do Charlie and Funny cope with all these problems?

J3T: they are not coping. They just create other problems more so that they seem insignificant

[thenatives]

J3T: God, give me patience

Charlie: I think you mean 'give me strength'

J3T: if God gave me strength, you'd be dead

[thenatives]

Charlie: I'm an idiot

J3T: ...

Funny: ...

Danny: ...

J-Dog: if you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day

[thenatives]

Funny: I'm a creative person!

Danny: and what have you created?

Funny: problems

[thenatives]

Danny: school doesn't test your intelligence, it tests your memory

J3T: it tests my patience

Charlie: it tests my ability to hold my pee

J-Dog: it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch

[dippinginthe4door]

Charlie Scene 🤝 playing "Everywhere I Go" literally everywhere he goes

[thenatives]

J-Dog: favorite horror movie?

Funny: It

Charlie: Saw

J3T: Annabelle

Danny: High School Musical. After watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics

[thenatives]

Danny: are you sure this is the right direction?

Funny: certainly, I'm as sure as I am adequate

Charlie: in that case we're definitely lost

[thenatives]

Danny: where's Charlie, Funny and J-Dog?

J3T: they're playing hide and seek

Danny: where?

J3T: I don't think you get how this game works