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[thenewhotness]

It ends. 

[obeyev1l]

Cooking With Khris P

*every heart emojji*

[jimbobbaker-blog]

Annie Loren, age 18, classic Cali girl, steps out of her house into the fresh cali air. “What a rad day to be alive” she says as she starts walking down the sidewalk. Just then a guy rides on his longboard towards her. They both exchange ‘hang ten’ signs. “Californians just get it” Annie says to herself. Continuing her walk she is approached by a drug dealer “Uh oh” thinks Annie. “Hey Annie, you want some weed?” “Weed” and thinks to herself and just then her Californian blood takes over. All she can see is high quality photos of different varieties of refer. All she can hear is Snoop Doggy Dogg’s Smoke Weed Everyday ft Dr. Dre. “Yes” Annie blurts out as if she had no control over her body. “Here you go. Grade A Cali Kush!” The drug dealer says. “Thank you!” Annie says and they both exchange “hang ten” signs. Another typical day in Cali for classic Cali girl Annie Loren! 

[bestrooftalkever]

the cool thing is that woody can totally read all of your thoughts on the dashboard of his typewriter. 

[thenewhotness]

[thenewhotness]

US Airways Moving Pittsburgh Operations - CBS Pittsburgh

US Airways says it will be closing its Pittsburgh operations center, taking away hundreds of jobs.

Also, fuck US Airways.

[micdotcom]

There was a 2nd chemical spill in West Va. that we had no idea of

Freedom Industries waited almost two weeks to tell regulators. This company really sucks.

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[thenewhotness]

Fuck this piece of shit company.

[thenewhotness]

Celebrity Funny is veering dangerously into Athlete Funny

where we're so desperate for something beyond robotic humanoids being our idols that we cling to and elevate any sort of outside of the norm behavior.  

This leads to stuff like people thinking photobombs are the funniest shit on the planet.

[ariverisariver-deactivated20160]

Big shout out to Spotify for removing their best feature, the “related artists” tab

[thenewhotness]

Aaaaannnnd spotify just became 100x less useful to me.  EDIT: Actually according to the spotifycares twitter account it looks like this might be a glitch somehow. That explains why when you open a new artist you can still see the old tab for a split second.

[thenewhotness]

[thenewhotness]

So even though I've basically rolled my eyes at it my entire life

I think there are a few kinds of music that I'm into that sound better on vinyl and I've been debating buying some and

and

and I think I hate myself now?

[thenewhotness]

Yo, literally don't even want to associate with anyone who is shouting down from Mt. Pious

going "oh look how classless richard sherman is"  

I have no vested interest in the seahawks but I do have a vested interest in keeping boring people out of my life

[thenewhotness]

[thenewhotness]

Erin Andrews with the follow up question is the new key to my heart

I'm so thrilled with that whole exchange. Can't get enough

[thenewhotness]

I know this is a terrible analogy but... a national championship at USC and now you're going to the super bowl... that's kinda cool.

Terry Bradshaw to Pete Carroll  I agree, Terry. That is a terrible analogy.

[thenewhotness]

Replacing the word "confident" in my vocabulary with "Richard Sherman"

Hey man, you gonna ask her out tonight? -nah, not tonight. I'm not feeling very richard sherman right now. You did great on that presentation today! -Thanks! I've been feeling pretty richard sherman all morning

[thenewhotness]

I am actively rooting against the 49ers but kaepernick is a monster right now

[thenewhotness]

I don't know what to do. I don't know what to think.

This is code red. This is code red.