Aliens are Fucking Cool👽

Call me The Nugget. 21. Georgia. Might be just a smidge homo. Hufflepuff. Harry Potter. Star Wars. Tattoos. Nothing but Good vibes. Hella rad. Studying Buddhism✌

[thenugget007]

Guess who's a godmother :D everyone say hello to baby Lucas Tristan Raleigh #newborn #babylucas #hesperfect #7lbs14oz #ialreadylovehim

[born-t0-lose]

A Day To Remember - Sometimes You’re The Hammer, Sometimes You’re The Nail

[ram-me-ramiel]

[mogifire]

mhm if you could have job skillz… that would be great

[fantasticbodyart]

More here http://fantasticbodyart.tumblr.com

[champzagne]

harrys so cute i want 7

[alienaelizabeth]

[can-u-not-my-wayward-son-deacti]

its funny cause the hp fandom hijacked a post that was about harry styles

[mirror]

Slow clap for the HP fandom

[jimmyneuteredtron]

[thesochill]

[notoriouslye]

you ever meet someone and you think to yourself “man I wanna annoy this cutie for the rest of my life”

[rippedguys]

this rly speaks to me

[nightlustrous]

the voice crack makes up like 80% of why this makes me laugh

[captainsplat]

I can’t believe this is back

[jayce]

[thenugget007]

Nah he dead

[h3llbender-blog]

please stop skinkshaming they are just lizards trying their best

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20160]

do you think that lil dude cares what any weak humans have to say. look at that stance, Powerful.

[orapronobispeccatoribus4-18-201]

You just got off work, its late at night, and now youre walking home alone in not the best part of town. Youre minding your business when suddenly you see these six walking towards you acting rowdy and talking loudly about tax evasion. Do you cross the street or face your fears and take your chances?

[straightwhiteboyproblems]

i would take the chance. you can tell the kid on the left isnt even in a fraternity because who the fuck wears pastel yellow shorts like what a geed LMAO! the three on the right would run away when I tell them that my dad makes more than their dad so don’t have to worry about them. The tall kid might try to fight me but you can tell by his walk that he has a caseless iphone so fuck him im going to smash that iphone. suspenders kid is the strongest out of all of them and can drink a lot…he probably can bench a ton….idk i would try to avoid him….but i like my chances

[thenugget007]

Definitely take my chance because my words can make them all go crying to their daddys. Like seriously. Who wears boat shoes with short pastel shorts and a long sleeve butting down.. honestly.. they would've done so much better with even just a Polo instead. I will make them ashamed of their outfits. *z snap*

[sinistersaz]

[lubricates]

THE GUY BEING A SPIDER IN THE BACK THOUGH

This is at least the third time I’ve reblogged this and I’m not sorry

[its-litt-bro-deactivated2016041]

[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

They’re so cute. The way he was looking at him 😫

[moo-sopretty]

Lol awwe😩😍

[sungawddess-deactivated20180923]

“Cause I’m in love” 😍

[clarknokent]

Adorable

[shesacoldpiece]

Omg 😍😍😍

[thedarkestlovee]

When Ima find a man? 😩

[fckeduniverse]

ok they cute… 😍

[maddisonkennedy-deactivated2017]

Ultimate goals

[failnation]

Kansas City fire department saves Kansas City police department from elevator.

[time-and-trauma-deactivated2019]

Oh they’re not going to hear the end of this lmfao

[riflegarden]

today at work a man brought a pug in on a leash and that pug was so excited and happy to see me it was as if we were old friends who havent been in contact in 7 years i felt so loved in that moment

[riflegarden]

today a bassett hound came in and wagged her tail so furiously all of her loose skin started to jiggle and she was so pumped to see me i want more dogs to come into my store they make my life whole and worthwhile

[riflegarden]

I’m so glad this came back cause a golden retriever named Milly came in today who put her paws on my register counter and wanted to say hi to me and I loved her so much and I scratched her ears and she gave me that classic dopey dog smile 

[riflegarden]

yesterday a girl came in with her boyfriend and in her hand was a tiny tan colored dog that she told me was a chihuahua/pekingese mix and he had a severe underbite and one little canine tooth was poking out and his ears were like bent at the tips and i immediately commented on how amazing he was and she goes omg thanks do you wanna pet him and i was like there is literally nothing more i want to do while being on the clock right now than to pet this incredible tiny dog and he was so sweet and licked my hand and his name was spike 

[riflegarden]

yesterday these people came in and put a blanket into one of our shopping baskets and it started to move and i was like omg whats in there and they set it down on the counter and the blanket kept moving and the suspense was so good like is it gonna be a cat is it gonna be a ferret maybe a lizard and then the smallest chihuahua ive ever seen in my life popped her little head out and licked my finger and i died 

[riflegarden]

A baby german shepherd named Jonathan came in tonight and since i was on the sales floor and not behind a counter i say to the owner omg can i pet this angel and they were like yeah of course and i crouched down and Jonathan ran into my arms and almost tripped over his puppy feet it was 12/10

[riflegarden]

TODAY a german shepherd named london grabbed one of our lanterns off the shelf and was carrying it around and the owner was like, “london no, we’re not getting that” and gave him the merchandise she was buying instead and he carried it to me and dropped it on the counter at my register and i could have cried 

[memelovingbot]

whats up you weed loving fucks