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[theoddladyv]

hi I’m 🪳👁️‍🗨️ anon, aka Viti or Via

When ooc I go by Aggro

I’m a minor

👍

[feathers-sticks-and-bones]

What should I do if my human is mad at me?

-@theoddladyv

……eat them?????? I know I tend to lose ssssssight of our whole job as Visitors a lot, but we are herrrrrre to kill them…… it doesn’t matter if we do it as duty or because they decide to get mad at ussssss, as long as we do it!!!!!!

[theoddladyv]

Eat him..? No, no. Guest wouldn’t be very happy if I did that. Neither would his dog. I don’t think the Therapist would like that either. Humans are truly difficult. Should I turn him instead?

[theoddladyv]

"Orion Is My Husband, Back Off Please"

Hmmm. Yeah, well, I knew him longer and he’s my friend. So, I don’t care.

[theominousguest]

@theoddladyv

“You know I…gotta go back after this, right?”

[theoddladyv]

Yes. Yes, I know. Why do you ask? Do not think you look beautiful?

[theominousguest]

“Via. I’m not gonna show myself with a ripped scarf and BITE MARKS all over me.”

[theoddladyv]

They look good on you. It’s not like the Therapist or anyone else will get mad because I marked you.

[theominousguest]

“I- I DON’T CARE! I can’t make an appearance like this!”

[theoddladyv]

Why? Did you not like tonight?

[theominousguest]

@theoddladyv

“You know I…gotta go back after this, right?”

[theoddladyv]

Yes. Yes, I know. Why do you ask? Do not think you look beautiful?

[theominousguest]

“Via. I’m not gonna show myself with a ripped scarf and BITE MARKS all over me.”

[theoddladyv]

They look good on you. It’s not like the Therapist or anyone else will get mad because I marked you.

[theominousguest]

@theoddladyv

“You know I…gotta go back after this, right?”

[theoddladyv]

Yes. Yes, I know. Why do you ask? Do not think you look beautiful?

[theoddladyv]

//tonight I figured out what a relationships headcanon generator is

@theominousguest is this canon

[carrying-coins]

Are you aware that Guest belongs to me?

-@theoddladyv

oooh… ‘belongs t’ you’, hm? Sounds kinda unhealthy in all honesty, but whatever floats your boat…

an’ I don’t give a fuck, “own” whoever you like, but Guest an’ I haven’t done shit together, mm’kay?

[theoddladyv]

I am confused by what you mean. I do not think I like him that much. I do not need to like him to have him, yes?

[carrying-coins]

<they scrunch their nose, beady eyes narrowing until very little white peeks through.>

What d’you mean you don’t like him but you ‘have’ him? Did you kidnap his ass?? Is he not allowed t’ talk t’ people?

…

I think you do need t’ like him t’ ‘have’ him.

[theoddladyv]

No, I don’t believe so. Don’t you humans…hmm. Some of you own animals. Yes. Call him my pet, if you will. He’s cute and entertaining, but too annoying for me to like him.

[carrying-coins]

Are you aware that Guest belongs to me?

-@theoddladyv

oooh… ‘belongs t’ you’, hm? Sounds kinda unhealthy in all honesty, but whatever floats your boat…

an’ I don’t give a fuck, “own” whoever you like, but Guest an’ I haven’t done shit together, mm’kay?

[theoddladyv]

I am confused by what you mean. I do not think I like him that much. I do not need to like him to have him, yes?

[theoddladyv]

Opinions on Guest?

‘Guest’ is a stupid nickname. To answer your question, I love my little Fawn. Going to break the bed with that one.

[theominousguest]

Hugs?

-@theoddladyv

“…sure, why not. C’mere Via.”

[theoddladyv]

You’re so short. So tiny.

{ She picks him up, cradling his small frame. }

And alll mine.

[theominousguest]

“Why do you always insist on picking me up? Y’know I can stand perfectly fine on my own.”

[theoddladyv]

When you stand your head is directly where my bedussy is.

[theominousguest]

Hugs?

-@theoddladyv

“…sure, why not. C’mere Via.”

[theoddladyv]

You’re so short. So tiny.

{ She picks him up, cradling his small frame. }

And alll mine.

[theominousguest]

Gu gu ga ga

“I beg your pardon?”

[theoddladyv]

Goo goo ga gaa

[theominousguest]

“…Via what is that. What is that.”

[theoddladyv]

Goo goo gaa gaaaa

[theominousguest]

Gu gu ga ga

“I beg your pardon?”

[theoddladyv]

Goo goo ga gaa

[theoddladyv]

favorite song?

Puttin’ On the Ritz by Taco. I’m not elaborating. It’s made by a a man named Taco, what more do you need to know?

[theominousguest]

“Why am I always the FUCKING YOUNGEST EVERY TIME?!”

@carrying-coins how old are you again

[carrying-coins]

…twenty two.. ha…

[theominousguest]

@feathers-sticks-and-bones ???? What about YOU TWO??

[feathers-sticks-and-bones]

……Ssssssixty two…… I know, I went to high sssssschool with the dinosaurs…… Fifty eight! My joints have not figured that out yet though, thankfully!

[theominousguest]

GODDAMNIT

This ENTIRE TIME I’ve been living with GRANDPARENTS

[my-knife-goes-doki-doki]

“21!!!!! :D”

(he literally appears out of nowhere and exclaims loudly.)

[silence.]

“… eheheh….”

[theominousguest]

Well that’s one person my age.

• Guest looks him up and down.

…why are you wearing a collar?

[my-knife-goes-doki-doki]

“duh, it was gifted to me by my one true love! of COURSE i’d wear it! all the time!… every day… every minute and second…”

[theominousguest]

Your ‘lover’ gave you a collar?.. sounds toxic.

[my-knife-goes-doki-doki]

"..."

"hEheh, it's not toxic! he wore it all the time and just blessed me with it! it even has his smell on it..."

[theoddladyv]

Hmmm, so he wore it because he was a macho but then he gave it you so he could become the sadist. Very smart and not toxic at all.

[theominousguest]

“Why am I always the FUCKING YOUNGEST EVERY TIME?!”

@carrying-coins how old are you again

[carrying-coins]

…twenty two.. ha…

[theominousguest]

@feathers-sticks-and-bones ???? What about YOU TWO??

[feathers-sticks-and-bones]

……Ssssssixty two…… I know, I went to high sssssschool with the dinosaurs…… Fifty eight! My joints have not figured that out yet though, thankfully!

[theominousguest]

GODDAMNIT

This ENTIRE TIME I’ve been living with GRANDPARENTS

[theoddladyv]

You’re such a baby goat haha.