Itâs time to read-again my bad but correct essay about Vampire Weekendâs lyrics from 2010:
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âJust give it to us straight, Ezra Koenig. Are you saying rich girls deserve their money, or are you saying rich girls are dumb whores? Do you taunt the 57% of America that canât take real summer vacations, or do you mock the 43% that go on holidays? Was âMansard Roofâ an endorsement of roofs or an anti-roof satire? The Vampire Weekend wars are about class, maybe, but they are also about classification: the lyrics in Contra keep trying to do things we donât allow pop lyrics to do. We can all adore Jean Renoir (prepschool kid, Popular Front activist, had a rags-to-riches dad) for making films that treat the rich with worship, scorn, anger, affection and grief, but apparently weâre not gonna let a pop album get fancy on us like that. Books and films are supposed to confound us with layers of ideas and conflicting emotions; pop lyrics need to fess up or shut up. So Koenig pleading that his lyrics âarenât âaboutâ anything but have levels of meaningâ can come off like someone yelling âCheckmate!â in the middle of a poker game â obnoxious or confused or both at once. Â Thereâs Ezra Pound and then thereâs Ezra Koenig and the whole way that we talk about pop lyrics is about not getting these mixed up. But if I have to choose between Vampire Weekend and the logic of our pop-talk I choose the Vampires. Partly because Vampire Weekend can be kind of great, and mostly cause really I hate the logic of our pop-talk: outside pop-talk, in the actual reality of writing, listening to, and reading language set to popular music, artsy lyrics are as much a part of pop as the distortion pedal.
Since at least the â60âs (early Kinks, late Beatles, âThe Velvet Underground And Nicoâ) pop songs have been awesomely and miserably Warhol-damaged, Joyce-Damaged, Brecht-damaged and Dada-damaged. If you love these damages you call them avant-garde and if you hate these damages you call them Art School, which is fair enoughâ people do become artsy in Art School. But the point is that the last 150 years of trying out new ways to make meanings in art made a big impression on a lot of kids, and a lot of these kids started bands. And other, younger kids who couldnât care who Gertrude Stein was get the virus listening to Patti Smith and Bowie and the Pixies, and sometimes one of those kids turns out to be Kurt Cobain and then weird abstract lyrics infect the entire pop bloodstream. And the Wu-Tang Clan werenât nothing to fuck with either. But the way that we talk about pop lyrics never caught up. Because pop-talk is lazy about lyrics, and discussing lifestyles takes a lot less effort than discussing writing styles. Itâs easy to profile the Godard-affectations of liberal arts youths, and itâs harder to ask what a âWeek Endâ fixation might say about a bandâs approach to sense and nonsense and ideas and images. And if you hate Godard films in the first place, then the easy way is betterâbut I love Godard films so Iâd love to find a little bit of âWeek Endâ in my pop.
Most of what Contra is up to owes more to traditional novels (Waugh, Fitzgerald) than to weird films or experimental poetry, but the whole thing lives or dies on the natural liberties of avant-damaged lyrics: abstraction, collage, contradiction, self-reference. Koenig doesnât string his crisp, descriptive sentences into narratives but stacks them in layers. Which is beautiful and resonant and complex, and also means that Contra canât do anything to stop you if you want to believe itâs a country-club anthem. So music critics Googled for the price of Wolford Tights and compiled lists of vacation destinations, but never asked themselves why does this pool-party-album keep compulsively referring to The Clash. Or why do songs that start with âevery dollar counts, and every morning hurtsâ end with a trust fund, and songs about holidays flash to Iraq. Or why itâs called âContra.â
âContraâ talks about conflicts a lotâsmall and comfortable ones at first, like wanting to be rich so you can buy the modern art that you donât want rich people owning (âWhite Skyâ), or loving your self-made-man father but hating the cultural myth that this kind of success represents (âDad was a risk taker/ his was a shoemakerâ). We also get all sorts of breakups between Koenig and rich girlfriends, and arguments with girls and music-critics about class, and a couple of political and sexual identity-crises. But what really puts the âcontraâ in Contra is the things that Koenig does with words: On âHorchataâ itâs the way that Koenig rhymes âdrinking horchataâ (road trips, multicultural culture, left-liberal college kids) to âfoot on Masadaâ (Birthright Israel trips where they tell Jewish kids to marry Jewish). On the break-uppy âI Think Ur a Contra,â itâs accusing the ex âyouâre a contraâ (youâre a hater), and then accusing the ex âyouâre not a contraâ (youâre not a revolutionary), and then defending âfrom the ex? from critics?âwith âdonât call me a contraâ (donât call me anti-revolutionary). All throughout Contra words fight it out with each other or divide against themselves. Even the punk song âCousinsâ is a hissy fit that self-destructs with wordplay: everything Koenig is yelping works both as a rant against posh music critics with self-righteous attitudes and as a hysterical caricature of the Vampires themselves. Koenig sings âYou, greatest hits 2006, little listmakerâ and you canât tell if itâs an insult for a critic that made the list (wrote the list) or for a Vampire that made-the-list (got listed).
Which is kind of the point that the repeating chorus of âMe and my cousins and you and your  cousinsâŠâ is trying to makeâthat personal animosity requires a whole lot of common context. Vampire Weekend can get pretty bitchy when it comes to critics who demand to hear them tell rich people to go fuck themselves, but Contra is obsessed with punk and politics in its own terms. You donât call an album âContraâ and then pack it up with references to The Clash unless youâre aching for a face-off with Joe Strummerâs angry ghost. And every time the shadow of The Clash shows up to haunt the lyrics (âTaxi Cab,â âDiplomatâs Son,â âI Think Ur a Contraâ) Koenig gets dead serious and apologetic, and melancholically tries to explain why he canât do heroic political anger. Koenig is in love with being in the middleâ all âYouâre not a victim, but neither am Iâ and âNever pick sides, never choose between two, but I just wanted youââand honestly heâs doing a good job there. If youâre going to occupy a middle ground in life, then itâs a great idea to use it for creating nuanced, fragile songs about how politics and love and money interact while also constantly reminding us about The Clash.â