Sparkle Damn it

I'm a 21 year oldl living in Washington state and eating bagels bites.

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Poorly planned captioning #awkward #cringe #cringeworthy #dating #mother #kissing #wholetthishappen

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Took Luke to target and then Panera #basicmom #basicbaby #basicbitch

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When you have the cutest baby in the world #proudmom #momlife

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He loves me so much. #love #parenting #mommy #loveofmylife #babylove #baby

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My son is the next Brad Paisley #baby #guitar #musicalprodigy

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My babies gonna join the lumineers. #baby #microfashion #lumineers #birthday #hipsters #indierock #suspenders #folkrock

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"Dark side of the moon" Oreo cupcakes with home made oreo frosting. It's 2am and my Child isn't even old enough to appreciate this shit #momlife #birthday #firstbirthday #oreo #cupcakes #imsotired #pointlessbaking #icouldhaveboughtthese #wtfamidoingwithmylife #homemade

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It's 1 am and I've got the first batch of cupcakes decorated. These are "Yellow Giant"lemon olive oil cupcakes with a home made Galaxy colored cream cheese frosting and little gold sprinkles for stars. #tryingtoohard #momthings #momlife #pinterestmom #space #spaceparty #stars #galaxy #someonepleasestopme #thishadgottenoutofhand

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..but also for bragging rights in Pinterest. #pinterestmom #cupcake #cupcakes #homemade #momlife #momthings #Galaxy

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I'm lucky because not only am I insanely good looking. My Child is the most beautiful perfect human being to ever exist ever

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Jurnee came all the way over to make sure u had a happy mother's day

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You probably think that you're cooler than me #coolkid #baby #coolbaby #shades #coolerthanyou

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#momlife

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Luke Skywalker and Sean solo. #maythefourt #maythe4thbewithyou #starwars #statwarsbaby #jedi

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He's hugging on the maple syrup like it's his beat friend #baby #maplesyrup #bestfriend #besties

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Live every day like it's your last.. Yes that is Mac &cheese and pancakes. #macandcheese #pancakes #food #foodporn #yolo #southern?

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The cups to the rainbow top are done! #rainbow #crochet