Arlo

I, uh.. uhm.. I uh guh.. guhah um.. ah guh…

[theoneandarlo]

Welp, pride month is officially over guys. Time to get back in the closet.

[theoneandarlo]

The cucumber harvest has begun, the feast lingers near. Heed the calls of the consumers, for they will be upon you.

[theoneandarlo]

Looked outside and thought “aw, sunset!” Then I relized “oh.. sunrise…”

[theoneandarlo]

Guys, what do we think?

[theoneandarlo]

Soap is so alive guys, he’s definitely in Korean land dw. Ghost is taking care of him, trust. And they’re like so in love, married and shit. Trust.

[theoneandarlo]

I love my wife, I love my boyfriend, I love my man, I love my partner, I love my other half, I love my bi boy, I love my man who has a hundred nicknames like way too many like what the fuck.

[theoneandarlo]

Men’s pockets are big because that’s where they keep their dildos.

[theoneandarlo]

What if birds and fish swap places, I wanna like try to catch a flying fish. With a net.

[theoneandarlo]

Mama 2 teached me how to use hashtags, dunno what they do but they look cool.

[theoneandarlo]

How the helly do I hashtag, mama Didnt teach me.

[theoneandarlo]

What if.. our peepees were sea lions.. and.. they touched…

[theoneandarlo]

Google is submissive.

[theoneandarlo]

My boobs (fat sacks of pure evil intent, equivalent to tics that suck your blood) are mearly misplaced balls.