teenage dirtbag

There's gotta be trust in this world or it won't get very far. Well, trust in someone or there's gonna be war.

[theoramsey]

Tis the season

[kory-ellis]

It’s all the colors combined.

[theoramsey]

Don't want to leave any of them out.

[theoramsey]

Tis the season

[samara-hyland]

Well it’s more Thanksgiving than it is Christmas.

[theoramsey]

Get in the spirit.

[theoramsey]

Tis the season

[samara-hyland]

It’s Thanksgiving.

[theoramsey]

No, it's November 11th.

[theoramsey]

Tis the season

[kory-ellis]

You should wear black always.

[theoramsey]

It is a flattering color.

[theoramsey]

Tis the season

[kory-ellis]

I’m still mourning the end of Halloween.

[theoramsey]

I'll wear black just for you.

[theoramsey]

Tis the season

[kory-ellis]

It’s too early for Christmas.

[theoramsey]

Not to the billions of girls asking for peppermint whatever-the-fuck they want.

[theoramsey]

Tis the season

for red cups.

[alex-hood10]

I plan on sleeping for a week

[alex-hood10]

She babbles at you about it.

[theoramsey]

She's gossiping to me about you.

[alex-hood10]

I plan on sleeping for a week

[alex-hood10]

Don’t you sound hopeful.

[theoramsey]

I'm not gonna let her forget it.

[alex-hood10]

I plan on sleeping for a week

[alex-hood10]

Does that face remind you of adequacy? 

[theoramsey]

She'll remember my adequacy later on in life, this I swear.

[alex-hood10]

I plan on sleeping for a week

[alex-hood10]

Because you, as a person, she finds unimpressive.

[theoramsey]

I help change her diapers, I better be more than adequate.

[alex-hood10]

I plan on sleeping for a week

[alex-hood10]

Noooo we’re fine with Uncle Theo. We’re sick of Dad.

[theoramsey]

Then why is our face just so unimpressed?

[alex-hood10]

I plan on sleeping for a week

[theoramsey]

But we want to see our Daddy

[fivesource]

[pqflawless]

luke

[walmartwinemom-deactivated20150]

Luke on Good Morning America (x/x)

[wannabeee-hipsterlove]