bitch i'm in my closet, where the fuck are you?

they/them, 28-year-old domesticated dogwife. i like cooking, video games, webcomics, sewing, and kissing women.

[t1ny69fr0g]

[simzart]

[goldcanillust]

Luggage PC

[ytumamatambien2001]

ooh so you like my blog? name five of my fetishes

[snapscube]

hey. can you hit the smug babble button and wait silently for a couple seconds. thanks

[alteredpanel]

took the husband to the aquarium today for a date. the fish were cool,

[vivlily]

She'll win today for sure! (lol)

[rabbitkinglune777]

bunny bunny bunny bunny boy

[jimmyhoffathecat]

When he won’t stop being bad, he gets put in air jail

[highlyjaded]

[yasharose7]

Let’s watch The Lord Of The Rings and get your tits sucked

[marshmallow-hell]

I know maid day was in may, but tbh, any day or month is a good day to draw maids......

[deathtofun]

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

[regularlesbian]

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

[villainessbian]

*screams of a witch burning at the stake*

THOU ART CURRENTLY LISTENING TO

*Gregorian chanting*

13.21

*leper bell ringing*

HIGH MEDIAEVAL FM

*recording of John Lackland sobbing as he signs the Magna Carta*

WHENCE COMETH NAUGHT BUT LITURGIES

LITURGIES

AND MORE LITURGIES

*Templar knights praying out loud*

THIS ISN’T THY GRANDMOTHERES STATION

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

[cat-boots]

BUMCASTLE

drawn for a secret sunshine gift art exchange thingy for kmanicart

[rabbitkinglune777]

Cerberus fashion 🐺

[rabbitkinglune777]

they are a plural metaphor and also lesbians

[rabbitkinglune777]

another thing is that yes they take turns wearing clothes, eating certain foods, and doing certain hobbies. they often fight over it too but Darce keeps the two in check.

[rabbitkinglune777]

MORE LORE SORRY: they have to eat at least 3x their weight especially during hibernation season. they require so much fur brushing, and lastly, they are 13ft tall

[fishbonepickings]

if you've ever wanted to or thought about it please

please draw ramlethal..............

ps. i love your art a lot :)

wonder what she's thinking about up there...

[thediscossessed]

Elf princess I swearrrrr I am a knight beyond corruption. I would never succumb to violent temptati- did that peasant just look at you. Excuse me princess. One moment.