El Condor Pasa

"Soaring towards victory with the heart of a wrestler! El's the world's strooongest!"

[thephantombird]

Soaring towards victory with the heart of a wrestler! El's the world's strooongest!

Hello Umablr! El Condor Pasa is here! Lets have some fun!

((Also run by @beastinshadows ))

[conquerorofthecentury]

So this place is umablr? I had not thought I would see such a place. This world is quite different from the place I had come from. Everything seems more lively here...

Ah. Where are my manners? I should introduce myself!

Hello umablr! I am TM Opera O! I am happy to be here! Let us all hope for a better future!

//fine with shipping

[thephantombird]

HISHIAMA HAS ICE CREAM! I'M GOING TO EAT AS MUCH AS I CAN!

[thephantombird]

*hands you a sandwich*

Um... thanks?

[thephantombird]

Alright! I'm going to get some food now! What about some tamales?

[thisdanceisforvittoria]

Am I still beautiful? Would I still be even if I were to be left with scars from these attacks?

[thephantombird]

Of course you are beautiful! No one is as pretty as you are!

[thisdanceisforvittoria]

Thank you, El! Your words mean a lot to me!

[thephantombird]

You're welcome! Love you Opera!

[thisdanceisforvittoria]

I love you too El!

[thephantombird]

Yay! Love you a lot!

[thisdanceisforvittoria]

I too love you a lot!

[thisdanceisforvittoria]

Am I still beautiful? Would I still be even if I were to be left with scars from these attacks?

[thephantombird]

Of course you are beautiful! No one is as pretty as you are!

[thisdanceisforvittoria]

Thank you, El! Your words mean a lot to me!

[thephantombird]

You're welcome! Love you Opera!

[thisdanceisforvittoria]

I love you too El!

[thephantombird]

Yay! Love you a lot!

[stressfreestayer]

Is this Umablr? I heard about it from my dearest Ryan. …Oh? Is it time for self-introductions already? Teehee! My name is Mejiro Bright, and I will strive to live up to the Mejiro family name. Thank you for having me!

[thisdanceisforvittoria]

Am I still beautiful? Would I still be even if I were to be left with scars from these attacks?

[thephantombird]

Of course you are beautiful! No one is as pretty as you are!

[thisdanceisforvittoria]

Thank you, El! Your words mean a lot to me!

[thephantombird]

You're welcome! Love you Opera!

[thisdanceisforvittoria]

Am I still beautiful? Would I still be even if I were to be left with scars from these attacks?

[thephantombird]

Of course you are beautiful! No one is as pretty as you are!

[foodwithoguricap]

Hello umablr. Oguri Cap here. I thought I should try this out. How does this work? Ah... I'll ask Tama or Creek... Please share your food with me.

//Feel free to share food (or other things) with her and she will rate it

[anythingformyoshis]

Hello Umablr! I am Agnes Digital! I know there are others here too, so you can call me Tali!

I heard of everything that is happening, so I am coming here to defend my oshis from harm! No one will get past my defenses! For my oshis, I will do anything!

((run by same mod as @thisdanceisforvittoria

[thephantombird]

Hey El, just so you are aware… the Doto cult plans on kidnapping Opera.

WHAT?! NO! I WON'T LET THAT HAPPEN!

[thephantombird]

I think I'm going to go check on Opera at the hospital.

[thephantombird]

YOU! EL CONDOR PASA! YOU OPPOSE OUR QUEEN, OUR SAVIOR, OUR GODDESS MEISHO DOTO! FOR THAT, YOU MUST BE DEFEATED! NOW DISAPPEAR!

-Meisho Doto cultists

*you have received a bomb*

Que?!

*El expertly throws the package away from herself and into the water before it explodes.*

That was a close one! What is wrong with you people?! I'll give you the El special!

*She tackles the cultists to the ground*

[thephantombird]

Hola El! Just so you know, there is a Doto cult and they sent Opera a bomb. Have a nice day!

*through tears*

w-what? how can I have a good day knowing that?!

[thephantombird]

Gives you Pigeon Milk

- Actual Milk Maid Anon

????

what.