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it seems I'm a cat who got stuck in a pointless toilet... meow meow

[that-house]

Fuck yes i just responded like a normal human

[albertserra]

Don’t treat me rough treat me really niceys

[lopmon]

[autohaste]

But remember, she landed just fine and so will you.

[mofohngo]

[arandomthot]

[vandisa]

*deep inhale*

[blackboyjoy]

Gaslighting - manipulate (someone) by psychological means into questioning their own sanity.

[honigimohr]

[gimme-da-memes-b0ss]

Bulbasaur was never the same after that day 🐉

[kirklanddryersheet-deactivated2]

Omg omg I got a bulbasaur at build a bear and I was kinda embarrassed about buying it for myself and stuff but there weren’t any other kids in the store or shoppers for that matter and the girl helping me said she was glad to here it was for me as she collects some plushies and has her own bulbasaur.

Well she was almost done stuffing him and then I noticed that you can put scents in your bear and fucking love cotton candy and the girl basically car salesmen style sold me on the scent pad and asked where I wanted the scent to go

And I didn’t know where it should go but she herself being quite the plushie enthusiast was like “you’re gonna hug him a lot right? may I reccomend right here” and pointed to his forehead

So I was like “awe cute yeah that sounds good” (my bulbasaur is totally stuffed mind you and I even had her make him extra firm )

and then the girl rolls up her sleeves and was like “alright bulbasaur! Here we go! I apologize in advance but this is gonna look very inappropriate!”

And she fisted my super full bulbasaur all the way to her elbow saying sorry to him and to me over and over again. It took her several tries to get the scent pad in place since my bulbasaur was so stuffed and she looked like she was straining and saying “I don’t know why they didn’t think about this design more, so many parents are gonna complain about this one day, I know it”

So all in all this was the best build a bear experience I’ve had since I was a little kid and I love my fat, cotton candy scented, anally inclined bulbasaur to pieces

[sadunit]

does anyone else constantly get the feeling that you’re running out of time?? and for no reason!! i could be lying in bed in the middle of summer vacation and my mind is like “hurry up!!! before it’s too late!!!” and i’m just like “hurry up and do what?? leave me alone wtf!!!”

[2000ish]

[gaymemefun]

[jungkookio]

honestly it would be nice if 2018 was just… a good year

[peeboy10-deactivated20140619]

*makes an original post and checks the notes every two minutes*

peer recognition? peer approval? peer recognition? peer approval? peer recognition? peer approval? peer recognition? peer approval? peer recognition? peer approval? peer recognition? peer approval? peer recognition? peer approval? peer recognition? peer approval? peer recognition? peer approval? peer recognition? peer approval?

[astoundingbeyondbelief]

[wlw]

call out post for my mutuals

u cute

[did-you-know]

The Little Mermaid almost didn’t become a movie. Initially, Disney turned down the idea because they’d been working on a made-for-TV sequel of Splash, and they didn’t want to do two mermaid movies. After finally reading the 2-page treatment written by co-director Ron Clements, they realized it would be perfect for a Disney movie, and they changed their minds. Source Source 2

[painstation-deactivated20181026]

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

[bevsi]

yea sexuality is fluid but like, not everyone’s sexuality has the same amount of fluidity, as in don’t go up to a lesbian and tell her “hey, maybe someday you’ll be attracted to men”