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Sometimes I think people’s complaints about queer genre fic boil down to them wanting litfic and not knowing there’s queer litfic. If you wish to read about sad lesbian adjunct professors having unsatisfying sex, rejoice! NPR has reviewed it for you
Tonight I watched Totally Killer, the lastest "let's take a premise from an 80's comedy film and make it a slasher horror comedy instead" movie, with this one being Back to the Future But There's a Slasher in It. It was pretty good, but it got me thinking that, fun as these novelties are, they could really use something to shake up the formula before it gets old. Specifically, I think they need to invert it, at least once. Instead of a comedy premise getting a horror twist, let's give an 80's horror premise a teen comedy twist instead.
I want a movie that starts with a Friday the 13th knockoff premise - a hulking undead murderer rises from the grave to terrorize some college kids. But, through a series of slapstick shenanigans, he keeps getting disarmed while going for the kill, and the incredibly drunk coeds he's trying to menace are so hammered that they end up embracing him and bringing him along on their various 80's teenage dramedy hijinks. Cars are raced, parties are crashed, and this hulking murder monster is stumbling along without a clue as to what he can do while everyone drags him into more and more comedic goofball stunts. And every time he thinks he can find a weapon and start killing, some dumb bullshit pratfall occurs and leaves him disarmed again.
And, not to crib too much from the wizard novels I've written, I think to give the plot structure we should exploit the fact that these Jason Voorhees-type slashers often have abusive parents in their backstory, because hey, guess what the protagonists of 80's teenage dramedies also have? Imagine the poor lumbering brute stomping into a college library just to see his would-be victims crying their eyes out as they Breakfast Club monologue about their home lives, and he has a full on Grinch moment as he realizes that maybe he and these sex-crazed teens... aren't so different after all.
And at the end of the movie he kills the dean of the college and faces no consequences, because that's only a slight exaggeration of what usually happens to the authority figures in these movies anyway.
I think aliens would find astronauts charming with their stocky limbs and helmets that look like a big shiny eyeball. I think they would own marketable plushies of them or perhaps a labubu style keychain
this is such a cute idea I had to draw it hehe
Part of a nerf gijinka trend
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Today the developer Mint Rocket revealed their upcoming mobile game "Godzilla Defense Force X", a strategy management game where you defend cities around the world from Kaiju using a wide arsenal of bases and weapons coming out in early 2027.
This is basically a revival to the recently shutdown "Godzilla Defense Force" that came out in 2019, and shut down back in February. They said fully shutdown but somehow I can still play it in basically an offline mode on my iPad.
*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil
War.
Pacific Rim
Biollante
Mysterious Skin (2004) dir. Gregg Araki
Some of the pieces displayed in Kaiju Brooklyn's panel room.
Chibi Gigan and Kamen Purr-Rider Zeztz in the gashapon dioramas at Industry City's Bandai Namco store.
LUCA PARMITANO?????
luca parmitano, artemis 3 pilot, being blessed before a soyuz launch in 2019
Meet NASA's Artemis III Crew
As of a few moments ago, NASA has officially announced the crew for the upcoming Artemis III mission. A low Earth orbit mission focused on testing the Orion capsule and lunar landers produced by industry partners Blue Origin and SpaceX, Artemis III will be a complex mission preparing us for a future lunar landing. This international crew comprises of three NASA astronauts and one European Space Agency astronaut.
Commander: Randy "Komrade" Bresnik
A two-time spaceflight veteran flying on both Shuttle and Soyuz, Bresnik first traveled to space aboard the STS-129 mission as a mission specialist. His second mission, beginning on Soyuz MS-05, included a nearly 140 day mission to the International Space Station. Serving as commander of the International Space Station for Expedition 53, Bresnik follows in the long line of astronauts who began their career as Navy test pilots as well as serving as a flight instructor.
Pilot: Luca Parmitano
An Italian astronaut and part of the European Space Agency astronaut corps, Parmitano has flown on two long-duration missions to the International Space Station. A veteran of six spacewalks, Parmitano has proven himself in difficult situations when the suit on his second spacewalk began filling with water, posing the danger of drowning in space. The first Italian to command the International Space Station, Parmitano is also notable for being the first person to DJ in space.
Mission Specialist: Frank Rubio
A record-breaking NASA astronaut, Rubio has flown the longest single spaceflight by an American astronaut at 371 days. A doctor of medicine, Rubio's stay on the International Space Station was prolonged due to damage to the Soyuz MS-22 spacecraft. This lengthy stay allowed for more than a year of study of the impact of space flight on the human body.
Mission Specialist: Andre Douglas
The only rookie astronaut on the crew, Douglas is an engineer with a doctorate of systems engineering. A member of the US Coast Guard, Douglas has also studied robotics, planetary defense, and space exploration with the Johns Hopkins Applied Physics Lab. Serving as a backup crew member on Artemis II provided Douglas with the unique experience of training for the Artemis II mission alongside the primary crew. Artemis III will be his first space flight.
Did he just say combat ready. who are they going to fight on the artemis 3 mission should i be worried
that wouldent be very ideal would it
