Practically Perfect In Every Way

In Every Job That Must Be Done....

[todayim-a-blog]

Well, I mean I am infatuated with you, aren’t I?

[thepractically-perfect-popp-blog]

That is true. So I suppose the answer to that question is yes.

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Christmas magic, I’m sure.

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You just have an infatuation with all things magic, don’t you?

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Christmas might just be my favorite holiday.

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Is that so? Why is that, I wonder? Out of all holidays, Christmas is your favorite?

[todayim-a-blog]

At least the Christmas season is upon us.

Jolly Saint Nick is on his way.

[thepractically-perfect-popp-blog]

Yes, at least there’s that. The whole park is decorated. It’s lovely to see.

[todayim-a-blog]

Anyone else feel this place has gotten empty?

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I have noticed that, yes. People haven’t been as out and about as usual.

[todayim-a-blog]

How can I convince you?

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Well, I’m afraid I’m just not sure, love. I have missed kissing you, however, so I could just...do it.

[todayim-a-blog]

Trust me, I need you.

[thepractically-perfect-popp-blog]

Oh, is that so? I don’t know if I believe that, Bert...

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I’ll settle for a kiss.

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A kiss? Hmm. I don’t know, is that something you need? Or something you want? I’m not sure...

[todayim-a-blog]

Well, I’m speaking to you, Mary Poppins.

[thepractically-perfect-popp-blog]

Well, in that case you could need a lot of things, I suppose. Don’t you think? 

[todayim-a-blog]

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Dangerous statement, depending on who you say it to.

[timothy-dawes]

Nope, not yet.  What’s he dressed as?

[thepractically-perfect-popp-blog]

A police officer. Big fake mustache.

[todayim-a-blog]

If it suits your fancy.

[thepractically-perfect-popp-blog]

My fancy, hmm?

I’m not hearing anything about your fancy, and I’m trying to figure out who would be more interested in you being called officer.

[timothy-dawes]

Well it looks really good on you.

[thepractically-perfect-popp-blog]

Thank you. Have you spoken to your father yet? I think he’d enjoy your costume as well.

[timothy-dawes]

So long story short, when I was fifteen I dated this girl who bet me fifty bucks that I wouldn’t dress up as Harley Quinn for Halloween.  So I did, and got my fifty bucks, and since then it’s sort of been a tradition to genderbend famous females for Halloween.  Last year I was Wonder Woman.  It was pretty awesome.

[thepractically-perfect-popp-blog]

That is an interesting tradition, but I like it. Interesting story as to how it got started as well. I’m afraid my costume isn’t very unique or original in any way, but I’m still rather proud of it.

[todayim-a-blog]

We’re merely soldiers in petticoats!

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Dauntless crusaders for women’s votes! My goodness, look at you. Should I be calling you officer tonight? 

[timothy-dawes]

I’d hope so.  I’ve been working on it since last November.

[thepractically-perfect-popp-blog]

That’s impressive. You did a wonderful job. What made you decide on this costume? I’m curious.

[timothy-dawes]

Well it looks good.  

[thepractically-perfect-popp-blog]

Thank you, Timothy. Your costume looks good as well.