Vitruvius Blog.

"Believe."

[theprophetvitruvius]

⋆｡°✩👻Welcome to vitruvius Blog. ⋆｡°✩👻

I've seen that folks are stopping by,

To peek around, to wonder why.

So, here I’ve set some rules in place,

To keep this blog a fun, safe space.

And all of this is true, because it rhymes.

🪦—Ooc for a second.

>whoever manages this blog is a minor. Please take that into account before interacting.

>I will try to write Vitruvius as close to his character! Sorry if there are some errors. I would be happy to take advice and recommendations!

>Sorry if I'm not aware of all the AUs and different versions of characters there are. I guess i was late to the party!

>Gay old man. I don't make the rules.

>Patience! I still hope to be active.

>It's a ghost yes. But not all ghosts have to wear sheets, right?

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Believe in yourself! Oooooo!

[crazy-forthe-eighties]

have you always been friends with unikitty and metalbeard, or did you become friends after takos tuesday?

"We've always been friends!!! But I think Freedom Friday definitely made Metalbeard closer to us!!"

[theprophetvitruvius]

I do rememeber when you guys became friends... Nobody could beat their imagination, specially together! I do wonder how MetalBeard and Unikitty are feeling lately. I havent heard of those students in a long time.

[theprophetvitruvius]

Can you possess people?

Technically yes, but only with permission… or in condiment-related emergencies.

I guess it can also be for fun. I do miss having a body.

[theprophetvitruvius]

Vitruvius headcanons!!

🌀 Vitruvius has trained quite a few master builders, especially wyldstyle, as he saw great potential in her.

🌀 After his fight with Business, he had to lie low for a long time. Which explains his new outfit.

🌀 He has slowly regained some of his sight since his death, but not 100%. You could say he only sees colors and extremely blurry shapes. Still, he's blind.

🌀 He's experimenting with He/They pronouns :)

🌀 He doesn't need his staff anymore lmao, he just likes wearing it for the vibes and thinks he looks wiser wearing it.

🌀 He knows other people's feelings VERY well; he's always been good at deciphering that. + Thanks to his blindness, he's started to notice more details that help decipher emotions, so don't try to lie.

🌀 lol he LOVES gossip. Good to know hes a ghost so he can hear everything lmaoo.

🌀He really doesn't like coffee. Hes more fan of tea (not pun intended with the last hc) and he doesnt like octan overpriced coffee to be exact.

🌀 He used to like disco...He probably worn one of those weird disco pants

🌀Hippie. cmon. Or at least at some point of his life

🌀As a ghost he doesn't need the sheet anymore but sometimes he uses it for funsies

🌀Scared of Rex maybe(? he feels bad about that timeline he couldn't help

🌀He used to love writing! He can't continue like he used to sadly but would love if someone writes for him meanwhile he talks.

🌀Theater kid maybe. But he wouldnt talk about it

[theprophetvitruvius]

come on dont ghost me like this…

Ah, Business... A most curious choice of words, considering my current… ethereal circumstances. But fear not, for though I walk the path beyond mortal sight, my wisdom remains as sharp as ever. Now tell me, what troubles your structured, rigid heart... so deeply that you seek answers from a master such as myself?

[theprophetvitruvius]

Ah, it is truly wonderful to return after such a long and enlightening spiritual retirement. Though my eyes may no longer see, I can still feel the presence of all who gather here. And that alone is enough to know that my wisdom can still be shared among you—

...

Why do I have so many asks from Business.

[theprophetvitruvius]

Oooo! 👻 I'm back!

... Happy April fools. But i'll see everyone later. Just have patience

[theprophetvitruvius]

Well hello everyone! All my loyals followers who decided to follow me on this journey for wisdom and faith in ourselves. (Believe!)

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Ooc: I'm sadly taking a break of this account. For a short period or time or even longer who knows. I know i sadly havent been the most active when it comes to Tumblr roleplay! And i'm sorry because theres so many wonderful asks i'm my askblog, so many funny interactions that other blogs want to do with me and You don't know how i appreciate it! But i have lost the original inspiración to follow with this account and roleplay. I hope one day i can come back stronger! Hope one day i can come back at the lego movie community and continuing being your old full of advice Ghost vitruvius. Believe in yourself! Young follower.

[officialoctan-deactivated202506]

I think they call you homosexual or they just like rainbows

Ohhhh…. well sorry gay men, I’m straight as an arrow. I know you all love me a lot but I’m one for the ladies.

[ask-good-cop-bad-cop]

▫️ I don't know sir, I've never heard any other straight men describe another man's beard the way you did Vitruvius'...

[officialoctan-deactivated202506]

Then you simply haven’t heard many straight men. It’s not gay to compliment my friend who is a boy.

[emmetverse]

⊡ Nah I didn't even sign up for one dad, don't tell me there's another one

[ask-good-cop-bad-cop]

▪️ There isn't.

[theprophetvitruvius]

Well what do i feel here! After so many time i decided to float around and see if i can help with my wisdom. So tell me in what i can-

He what

[theprophetvitruvius]

Would you like to hang out sometime? Y’know… get something to eat or drink… or see a movie… something like that. Ask anonymously.

After being blind for many years. And be on the way to restoring my vision...Am I reading this right?

The question does not seem particularly anonymous. Do you need to talk about that?

[officialoctan-deactivated202506]

I was totally hacked! I never sent that! Unless you do want to hang out, in which case I definitely did.

[theprophetvitruvius]

Trying to lie again old friend?

Well, I must think a lot about the proposal since there are quite a few things to consider...I'm not so sure.

Just, don't talk during the movie.

[officialoctan-deactivated202506]

Fineee. If you really want to miss out on my valuable commentary, that’s your loss.

[theprophetvitruvius]

I don't think being talkative in a movie theater is the best idea. What about the other individuals who try to enjoy the movie just as we do?

[officialoctan-deactivated202506]

Whenever I talk at the movies everyone else loves it! They always throw free stuff at me!

[theprophetvitruvius]

Yes...And one of those ''free stuff'' is sticky food and soda...In my hair and beard. Are you sure it's a good idea?

[officialoctan-deactivated202506]

Yes. But if you insist I be quiet, I will be! Look how agreeable I am!

[theprophetvitruvius]

I'm not sure...Are you sure you are going to be quiet all the movie? Without kicking others individuals seats?

Or. Spoiling the movie to me because you decided to watch it a day before.

[officialoctan-deactivated202506]

I can’t believe you think I’d do those things.

[theprophetvitruvius]

...Just making sure.

Anyways. What movie do you have on mind?

[officialoctan-deactivated202506]

We could go see The Where Are My Pants? Movie! Critics have good things to say about it.

[theprophetvitruvius]

...Aren't you the director of the "Where Are My Pants" franchise?

[officialoctan-deactivated202506]

Yes and I think I did a very good job.

[theprophetvitruvius]

I see. My old friend, would you like to do something else if we don't see a movie? Of course, it should be something unrelated to creating a commercial for your company.

[officialoctan-deactivated202506]

Okay, okay, fine! We don’t have to do anything involving my super cool company. What do you want to do?

[theprophetvitruvius]

Well, I was invited by you. I assume you have a lot of ideas for this hang out

I'm hoping so, right?

[theprophetvitruvius]

why do you call business "junebug" ... curious!

He got the nickname a long time ago. That name has a backstory, if you will.

We simply used to call each other that nice term back when we were closer, more friendly, you know? However, I wonder if he misses it... The nickname of course.

[theprophetvitruvius]

Would you like to hang out sometime? Y’know… get something to eat or drink… or see a movie… something like that. Ask anonymously.

After being blind for many years. And be on the way to restoring my vision...Am I reading this right?

The question does not seem particularly anonymous. Do you need to talk about that?

[officialoctan-deactivated202506]

I was totally hacked! I never sent that! Unless you do want to hang out, in which case I definitely did.

[theprophetvitruvius]

Trying to lie again old friend?

Well, I must think a lot about the proposal since there are quite a few things to consider...I'm not so sure.

Just, don't talk during the movie.

[officialoctan-deactivated202506]

Fineee. If you really want to miss out on my valuable commentary, that’s your loss.

[theprophetvitruvius]

I don't think being talkative in a movie theater is the best idea. What about the other individuals who try to enjoy the movie just as we do?

[officialoctan-deactivated202506]

Whenever I talk at the movies everyone else loves it! They always throw free stuff at me!

[theprophetvitruvius]

Yes...And one of those ''free stuff'' is sticky food and soda...In my hair and beard. Are you sure it's a good idea?

[officialoctan-deactivated202506]

Yes. But if you insist I be quiet, I will be! Look how agreeable I am!

[theprophetvitruvius]

I'm not sure...Are you sure you are going to be quiet all the movie? Without kicking others individuals seats?

Or. Spoiling the movie to me because you decided to watch it a day before.

[officialoctan-deactivated202506]

I can’t believe you think I’d do those things.

[theprophetvitruvius]

...Just making sure.

Anyways. What movie do you have on mind?

[officialoctan-deactivated202506]

We could go see The Where Are My Pants? Movie! Critics have good things to say about it.

[theprophetvitruvius]

...Aren't you the director of the "Where Are My Pants" franchise?

[officialoctan-deactivated202506]

Yes and I think I did a very good job.

[theprophetvitruvius]

I see. My old friend, would you like to do something else if we don't see a movie? Of course, it should be something unrelated to creating a commercial for your company.

[theprophetvitruvius]

Would you like to hang out sometime? Y’know… get something to eat or drink… or see a movie… something like that. Ask anonymously.

After being blind for many years. And be on the way to restoring my vision...Am I reading this right?

The question does not seem particularly anonymous. Do you need to talk about that?

[officialoctan-deactivated202506]

I was totally hacked! I never sent that! Unless you do want to hang out, in which case I definitely did.

[theprophetvitruvius]

Trying to lie again old friend?

Well, I must think a lot about the proposal since there are quite a few things to consider...I'm not so sure.

Just, don't talk during the movie.

[officialoctan-deactivated202506]

Fineee. If you really want to miss out on my valuable commentary, that’s your loss.

[theprophetvitruvius]

I don't think being talkative in a movie theater is the best idea. What about the other individuals who try to enjoy the movie just as we do?

[officialoctan-deactivated202506]

Whenever I talk at the movies everyone else loves it! They always throw free stuff at me!

[theprophetvitruvius]

Yes...And one of those ''free stuff'' is sticky food and soda...In my hair and beard. Are you sure it's a good idea?

[officialoctan-deactivated202506]

Yes. But if you insist I be quiet, I will be! Look how agreeable I am!

[theprophetvitruvius]

I'm not sure...Are you sure you are going to be quiet all the movie? Without kicking others individuals seats?

Or. Spoiling the movie to me because you decided to watch it a day before.

[officialoctan-deactivated202506]

I can’t believe you think I’d do those things.

[theprophetvitruvius]

...Just making sure.

Anyways. What movie do you have on mind?

[officialoctan-deactivated202506]

We could go see The Where Are My Pants? Movie! Critics have good things to say about it.

[theprophetvitruvius]

...Aren't you the director of the "Where Are My Pants" franchise?

[theprophetvitruvius]

Would you like to hang out sometime? Y’know… get something to eat or drink… or see a movie… something like that. Ask anonymously.

After being blind for many years. And be on the way to restoring my vision...Am I reading this right?

The question does not seem particularly anonymous. Do you need to talk about that?

[officialoctan-deactivated202506]

I was totally hacked! I never sent that! Unless you do want to hang out, in which case I definitely did.

[theprophetvitruvius]

Trying to lie again old friend?

Well, I must think a lot about the proposal since there are quite a few things to consider...I'm not so sure.

Just, don't talk during the movie.

[officialoctan-deactivated202506]

Fineee. If you really want to miss out on my valuable commentary, that’s your loss.

[theprophetvitruvius]

I don't think being talkative in a movie theater is the best idea. What about the other individuals who try to enjoy the movie just as we do?

[officialoctan-deactivated202506]

Whenever I talk at the movies everyone else loves it! They always throw free stuff at me!

[theprophetvitruvius]

Yes...And one of those ''free stuff'' is sticky food and soda...In my hair and beard. Are you sure it's a good idea?

[officialoctan-deactivated202506]

Yes. But if you insist I be quiet, I will be! Look how agreeable I am!

[theprophetvitruvius]

I'm not sure...Are you sure you are going to be quiet all the movie? Without kicking others individuals seats?

Or. Spoiling the movie to me because you decided to watch it a day before.

[officialoctan-deactivated202506]

I can’t believe you think I’d do those things.

[theprophetvitruvius]

...Just making sure.

Anyways. What movie do you have on mind?

[theprophetvitruvius]

not gonna lie, you look like you're enjoying being a ghost. is it true?

And I don't lie either! Yes, I quite enjoy being a spirit that wanders around trying to accompany and advise those who need it. I feel like I have reached a new level of wisdom by connecting more with my soul... Literally.

And, it's fun to make ghost sounds every time I walk into a room.

[evilbenni]

[theprophetvitruvius]

I never asked for extra pickles.

[theprophetvitruvius]

vitruvius i need you. TO ADVERTISE OCTAN’S LATEST PRODUCTS!

Do you need- oh.

That sounds... interesting. I definitely didn't expect that to be one of the first things I'd hear after being away for so long. What would I gain?

[officialoctan-deactivated202506]

You’d be helping me rebuild my reputation and make more money! Which I guess doesn’t really mean you gain anything, uh, let me think. I could use that money to pay for the tickets if you really do want to go to the movies…? And maybe I’ll pay for the food. I don’t know for sure, theater food can get really expensive.

[theprophetvitruvius]

You seem extremely excited about seeing a movie, I can tell. You even decided to pay for the tickets... Something new for you. Although I will concede that it is a significant advancement, I believe that saying "yes" would not be a horrible choice.