that’s what friends are for!

mana/fitz ★ 28 ☆ mid bisexual/weed smoking loser ★ they/it ☆

[theocseason4]

[theocseason4]

Black cilantro margaritas ladies!!!!

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

[slowjamastan]

Bro

[ghosthoodie]

beautiful women named excessive heat warning keep messaging me

[cellabrations]

it's his first day alive <3

[machine-unlearning]

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

[dropaheart]

and i'd promise you anything for another shot at life

[sylvanitchi]

looks at you like this

[hotvampireadjacent]

Good.

[medievalthymes]

how it feels to read 85 pages of a book in one sitting

[stroebe2]

They should do this in real life

[6mayhem]

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

[quinnactually]

that's MS. substance abuser to you

[6mayhem]

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Do you threaten murder on everyone who gives you book recommendations?

it was ayn rand...

[cordspaghetti]

pleased with the birthday boy

[cordspaghetti]

it’s graphite and it looks like ass irl </3

[angelspouse]

(with the intention of ordering grapes from the lemonade stand) hey

[bbyhog]

falsely marked red on shinigami eyes for, you guessed it, jerking off to goombas from the super mario bros games.

[toroidalearthtruther]

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

[anarqueeen]

him?