Expect a drunk text soon

Vodka enthusiast

[boysgallery]

[thebestoftumbling]

[gifbro]

[protectnessie-deactivated201507]

it’s weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women

[thequeenofvodka]

Most non-gendered products are advertised towards women in general because they do the grocery shopping most of the time and they are more easily convinced to buy your shit.

[casawalsh]

[dad-monster-deactivated20171222]

Black Lives Matter

Now that BLM has terrorized a gay pride event in Toronto, can we start referring to them as Westboro Blacktist church. 

[daydreaming-of-puppiess]

[ghosttigersims]

[ravine]

[exploregif-blog]

[gifsboom]

[video]

[ghostofgogu-deactivated20161116]

dont 👏 eat 👏 tractors 👏 if 👏 youre 👏 not 👏 a 👏 farmer 👏

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

god: okay tiny animals youre ready to be in the world!!! ants: yipee!! yay!!! god: okay lets make the anteater now ants: the what 

[sweetielouis]

[los-york-new-angeles]

UNMUTE PLEASE

[bogleech]

You can be an imaginary cartoon fish and people will still debate over whether your mental illness is legit, the internet is incredible

[thetomska]

ASK ME IF I GIVE A FUCK!!!

[completetoptrash]

Do you give a fuck?

[thetomska]

yes i am deeply affected by the opinions of strangers largely in part to my cripplingly low self esteem and poor mental health thanks for asking

[orlandobloomers]

call out post for the sun

too big and old -_- 

he always wake me 

[slimetony]

tumblr is like a big submarine

[cinematik-deactivated20180629]

explain

[slimetony]

no

[xxprincessxmemexx]

Mayo is the 2nd worst invention by white people just behind Crocs.

[feels-by-the-foot]

I mean, technically the Spanish invented Mayo

[xxprincessxmemexx]

Hop off weeb 😒

[feels-by-the-foot]

Just tryin’ to help, friend.