Every Villian Is Lemons

ladies and gentlemen i hereby present my weird to you all

[yayhaz]

@Harry_Styles: Interested

[0v3rachi3v3r]

How I clean my room:

•start at one corner •find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours •go to bed

[phdintvwatching]

This literally can’t get any cuter. 

[picture-of-sophisticated-grace]

[ganseye]

[stevenjackie]

[drakesfavoritebbw]

[anotherinactiveuser-deactivated]

me as a parent

[whatshouldwecallme]

When I deliver a really good piece of gossip to my group of friends

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

[pinkcartier-blog]

finally my child can safely ram her fucking head into a doorknob this is what the future is all about what a time to be alive 

[octopussoir-]

[unfollovving]

IS THIS TRUE????

[vvitchofthevvilds-deactivated20]

As an American I can confirm that this is 1776% true. Some places will even fine you for not eating fried chicken for a week

[unfollovving]

 ???  ??????  ?????????????? ?????????????????????? ?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?

[gaymerlvl-pharmercy]

Do foreigners not have this law??? Don’t you have McDonald’s too? You have to keep your Mickey’s card with you and scan it after you order so they know you got your mandatory ration.

[capslockapocalypse]

omfg no stop you dont get fucking executed jesus christ you just have to pay a fine. if you dont pay the fine then you go to jail omfg stop making shit up

[bodyglitter]

mom: how are your grades

me:

[starlorder]

[lindsaylohoean-deactivated20160]

me when i find out i have a substitute for my worst subject 

[shortvideosandstuff]

[ohstylesno]

All the fans have never failed to surprise us with how dedicated the are so…

[robertdeniro]

who was I before uptown funk