Baby J's Emporium of Shit

I put things I fuck with on here. I like music, even by that cuck ass bitch Bob "Robert Zimmerman" Dylan. I also like some political and economic stuff and labeling yourself is for the dickless. (Unabashed Georgist) I will not have gay sex with you. 🔰🔰🔰

[red-dot-sight]

[bigburgercolonel]

Me, to God: "Are our lives predetermined? Or do the things we experience bounce us in an entirely spontaneous direction, like some sort of cosmic pinball machine?"

God: "Well, I suppose I can't give you the answer to this; either answer would lead you to see all actions as ultimately futile."

Me: "I guess that's true. See you in 40 years, God."

God: "Did you imagine me as white while you read this post?"

[pinniposting]

the humble homunculus:

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[pinniposting]

NOO DONT EAT THAT!!!

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[dogpuppy]

[therealandtruebabyj]

I'll kill you. don't reblog my flop posts

I could flop your post 👅👅👅

[caneandtie]

is katy perry aware of how good her music sounds over a trap beat

[segamascott]

[therealandtruebabyj]

technically i stole this from another post, but as a stirnerite, since i have done so that makes this my property

[caneandtie]

I want a white suit jacket.... And white dress pants.....

[caneandtie]

Just let me swag like him.

[himynamesisnotemail]

Hello kitty is king

[caneandtie]

dyslexic divorce lawyer got me paying antimony checks

[caneandtie]

me

[caneandtie]

"this friend group is getting less and less single lol" They're gonna spend the next 5 days scraping strings of grey matter and fascia off of my bedroom wall

[meowteq]

I cant wait to get home and read gay fanfiction

[pangur-and-grim]

I'm so so so angry. in Horsey Game, I found a wild legless horse, cloned it repeatedly, and mass-sold the clones to all my rival ranches to pollute their gene pools. and when my plan finally reached fruition.....when at last, I came into a race where every opponent had no legs.......my stupid fucking horse fell over.

[aloalarmmis]

Treat those pesky feelings like a reading light, and turn it off!

[live-laugh-luigi]

i cant believe nintendo just invented gay people <3 never kill yourself

[homophobla]

Wait Nintendo did what ?