[sleepypositives]

Jared: if she breathes, she a thot

Evan: all women are qUEENS JARED!

[connermurphey]

jared’s mom: are you the boy that keeps making fun of my son

connor: no?? i mean we tease each-other and stuff but—

jared’s mom: is it because he’s short

connor:

jared’s mom: because he’s so fucking short

jared’s mom: i could yeet him across the house with my pinkie finger jfc

[therealchilddumbphin]

Evan: I fell out of a tree.

Jared: WHAT?

Jared: Are you okay?

Jared: Or should I say Oak-y?

Evan: *Walks away*

Jared: Why did you leaf me?

[marauders4evr]

So I saw Dear Evan Hansen on Saturday and something just hit me.

Despite the clear financial struggles she was facing, Heidi was still able to not only send Evan to therapy but to add additional sessions because she thought he needed them. Not only that but more than once in the play, she asked him if he needed refills on his anxiety medication. 

Meanwhile the Murphys had plenty of money to throw around but they decided to stop giving Connor treatment because they didn’t think it was worth it.

Food for thought.

[dateaboysuggestions]

Date a boy who forgives you for your past

[magicbulletinfomercialfan-deact]

date a boy who disregards your Cracker Barrel arson charge

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

date a boy who was your accomplice in the Cracker Barrel arson 

[itsannxiety]

[strawberrysunlights-oldacc-deac]

the office is such a stupid show i love it so much

[funkidrops]

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

this is the kind of wholesome content this website desperately needs

[hsmderp-blog-blog]

[riversixx]

Drunk girl you’re just meeting for the first time at her house party: sits with you for an hour and a half talking way more coherently about psychology and how fucked up the mental health field is than you ever could even though you’re both studying it and you’re the completely sober one because she thinks you look lonely, checks on you every twenty minutes to make sure you aren’t being pressured to get drunk, lets you hold her pint sized dog because you said you like dogs and she says her dog likes you and she says her dog usually hates everyone, gets worried because you’re not eating and hugs you when you let her feed you a small piece of coffee cake, asks to pet your hair every half an hour because she says it looks soft and only pets your hair when you say yes even though she’s asked over and over if she can

Drunk guy you’re just meeting for the first time at the same house party, an hour later: repeatedly pressures you to drink even though you’ve made it clear you’re not planning on it, tries to kiss you even though he’s heterosexual and you’ve made it explicitly clear you are a man, takes your phone and drunk texts ‘skank’ to your actual literal mother and laughs about it, messes up your hair without asking because he says it looks like a birds nest, saunters off without apologizing for any of it

[riversixx]

I got anon hate about this post saying I’m just a vicious man hater and it doesn’t even have 50 notes so let me tell you a secret

I’m a man

[destikneeschild]

So sorry about the knives in ur shoes & sucking ur weapon from ur throne. I was less mature & less creative than I am now Bebe!!!

I am driving to buy flowers for our sex chamber & eggies & maybeeee some sausage. Idk Bebe I’ll see what’s there. I really want a super quick trip in & out of Whole Foods which seems like an impossible task. Can’t wait to cum with u just after an hour bebe boy. Maybe I can play daddy today though??? If you feel like it bebe, sugar honey cherry pie bebe baby babbbbbeeeeee babe.

[riversixx]

I just want you to know that I am going to fucking kill you for commenting that on my post

[datboigavin]

the real Person of the Year

[adultwomans-deactivated20180614]

sniss (snail kiss) me hard before you go, snummertime (snail summertime) snadness (snail sadness)

[blackppltwitter]

Hello again

[luxelouubygemmalouise-deactivat]

[therealchilddumbphin]

!!! ive been dying to ask u that for ages,, do u still watch them all? the only person i still watch now is stacy, i love her dearly — but i do miss all the old school cube bois,, especially rusher, straub and graser oml

i still watch graser, bee, straub, will, liam, and parker! i also love shelby a lot now! i miss watching rusher, poke, and joe- especially because i’ve interacted with joe a few times but i don’t really enjoy their content as much anymore. i also SUPER miss ryan (obviously i love that boy tons, my name is dedicated to him) but i still give him tons of attention on twitter. come off anon btw! we can chat easier!

[therealchilddumbphin]

hi, i was just wondering,, is your url from these group of people from the cube smp?

it is!!! i stan the beans to this day. a great gangle of people.

[monicas]