The Real Cupcakeman

Phase Out All The Fakers

[tastefullyoffensive]

[okaliz]

🐐🥎

[alex-0-0-0-0-0-0]

[landsccape]

[violaslayvis]

[bobbimorses]

it’s jeff! infinity comic #8

[sirfrogsworth]

Elon has officially decided "cis" is a slur on Twitter.

Earlier...

[paxamericana]

[oka-ja]

[speedlimit15]

what the fuck

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

it’s actually inverted out of respect!! - plimbko the elf requested to be hanged from an upside down tree because he felt himself unworthy of a death in the same manner as santa

[echoequinox]

This is the scariest addition to a post I think I’ve ever seen

[squid-wizard]

what in the actual FUCK

[a-book-of-creatures]

For those of you who seem to be missing the allusion, it’s referring to how Peter the Apostle was crucified on an upside-down cross because he said he was unworthy of dying in the same way as Jesus.

[lordofthegringos-deactivated202]

>at feminism conference

>first male speaker in event's 50 year history

>great and terrible honor

>nervous

>get on stage

>40,000 people staring at me in silence

>all girls

>nervous

>introduce myself

>silence

>shakily bring up first slide of PowerPoint

>"things that I think women like, based on listening to women for 30 years"

>silence

>could hear a pin drop

>somewhere in the crowd a gun is cocked

>deep breath

>next slide

>"Whip-Its"

>deafening silence

>oh god

>I'm done for

>it's so over

>suddenly

>a slow clap

>slow clap builds to a few dozen claps

>few dozen builds to hundreds

>thunderous applause from all 40,000 women

>"finally!" they say

>oh shit

>tenative confidence

>next slide

>"Video games"

>applause continues

>women are stomping their feet

>hooting

>hollering

>next slide

>"treats sometimes"

>cheering

>whistles

>crowd of women chanting

>next slide

>"end of presentation. thank you for listening"

>women applaud me off stage

>pass the upcoming presenter back stage

>is a woman who is going to do magic tricks with a lion

>"thanks for getting them warmed up rookie"

>oh fuck do women like magic tricks

>magician goes on stage

>the women fucking love the magic tricks with a lion

>every day I learn more about women

[arandomthot]

“good Christian honk” sounds like a euphemism 

[smallpox-juicebox]

[weaver-z]

Having a really good time on r/castiron

[thememedaddy]

[ojibwa]

im so fucking determined to get better i swear to god lets do this bitch lets go

[alex-0-0-0-0-0-0]

[transfagdotcom-archive]

Op is a terf so I stole this. I’m obsessed with this.