Mr. Stripper MILF Wanda Connoisseur

27. He/Him. NJB. Wanda Maximoff Apologist. Probably somewhere in the Upside Down. Minors DNI. Requests: CLOSED

[therealdisneyfan2319]

Masterlist: Requests OPEN!!!

Minors DNI

Rules

Wanda Maximoff

Series

Can’t Help Falling in Love

The Spider and The Witch

Stripper MILF Wanda Cinematic Universe

One-Shots

The World Crumbles

A Glass of Wine | Part 2 | Part 3

Remember

I’m Lovin’ It

Undercover

Cake

I Love You In Every Universe | Part 2 

In Charge

One Special Night

Symbiote

Stress Relief

Pop

Woman of the Night

Latte Love

Heaven Itself | Part 2

I Know So

Tease

First Night

Shower

Intimacy

Cookies

Summer

Swing

Broken Glass

Count Your Blessings

Natasha Romanoff

One-Shots

Mission Impossible | Part 2

Polaroid

Private Moment | Part 2

Two Sides

Adonis

Eenie Meenie Miney Mo

To Be Loved

Mr. Mailman

Steve Rogers

One-Shots

Not The Worst Idea After All

[therealdisneyfan2319]

Woman of the Night | Wanda Maximoff

Summary: Wanda has kept what she does for a living a secret from you the entire time you’ve been together.  The night you accidentally find out changes everything.

Pairing: Wanda Maximoff x Male Reader

Warnings: Alcohol, mild language, age gap (Wanda is 38, R is 25), suggestive content, minors DNI

Word Count: 4.9K

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A/N: I’d like to thank @cthulhus-curse for uttering three words that changed my world: Stripper MILF Wanda.  I give them full credit for this amazing idea. They have their own INCREDIBLE fic called “Cherry Waves” which y’all should check out too!  Enjoy!

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[therealdisneyfan2319]

Guess who’s back 😎

[bucky-barnez]

the man 🕷️ the spider ➜ tom holland is peter parker/spider-man in spider-man: homecoming | 2017

[empire-of-light]

THUNDERBOLTS* 2025, dir. Jake Schreier

[djospurnell]

[michaelgovehateblog]

I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year

[primarybufferpanel]

May we live in very uninteresting times

[broken-academia]

may you experience very precedented events

[artbyjasonleung]

A porg from Star Wars

[lesbianjarjarbinks]

cute <3 we need to kill the concept of six episode seasons but still cute <33

[therealdisneyfan2319]

I’m going to completely derail from my usual programming (of utter filth) to talk about stranger things for a hot second.

Stranger Things has been my favorite TV show for almost a decade. And I’m so disappointed with season 5. The nostalgic, spooky vibes from the first two seasons are gone. Hell im not the biggest fan of s4 but I feel like what we’ve seen with s5 is a radical departure from the ✨vibes✨ of this show.

The pacing for volumes 1 and 2 is…off. Everything either feels too rushed or dragged out for faaaaaaaar too long (JUST RUN TO THE FUCKING PORTAL MAX JFC). The dialogue is mid at best and it feels like the Duffers overpromised and under delivered. I thought we were supposed to get a lot more into Henry’s backstory, tying in The First Shadow, Will’s new powers, the parallels between Will and Henry, etc…and even though the world is literally about to end the stakes couldn’t feel lower.

I hope they aren’t saving everything for the finale because that just feels cheap….here’s to hoping they don’t completely nerf my favorite show

[betterxoff]

not sure what's worse, my detachment issues or my attachment issues

[xbuggyxboyx]

they need to invent a staying up late that doesn't make you get less sleep

[therealdisneyfan2319]

It's my 13 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[kpfun]

When you botched that spell where you wanted everyone to forget that Peter Parker is Spider-Man, we started getting some visitors from every universe. We need to send them back. SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME 2021 • dir. Jon Watts

[sophsun1]

A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965) dir. Bill Melendez

[embracethedits]

Superman (2025) - Headers

[chrishayley]

DOCTOR STRANGE IN THE MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS 2022 | dir. Sam Raimi

[tinymintywolf]

you're not alone.